At night, the cat gave me an elegant gift by putting my mouse on my pillow. I was upset when I missed the gift. She closed the room and went to the couch. I put a mouse in the morning. The whole day was offered to choose from: salad, ham, cheese, sausages. The gray creature is a trick refuses. The cat believes his mission has been accomplished. I am in the same room with the mouse I refuse.
We seem to have a new resident with a separate dwelling area.

Shabanovyt
All the research on the problem of overpopulation is paid by people interested in as many slaves and cannon meat as possible. The results are predictable and cannot be believed.
Efremov (1970, "The Time of the Bull", banned immediately after the release, did not have time to sell the print, seized from libraries): power will be seized by criminal groups, total surveillance, total brainwashing, food forgery, pandemics of diseases, the cause of which is boredom of people, the appearance of new diseases, 2 nuclear warriors...
They suspect that Efremov was...

Hardcoin
Hasn’t been able to report? You were caught, right?

From the women's publication VK:
Girls, I called the ZAGS, so my husband told me to write a divorce application you need two to come. There are no children. Why can’t one submit an application and I then sign? or how?"
The comments:
XHH: If you want me to go for you, but I do not guarantee that you will be divorced. Of course not for chocolate.)
WOW: And I can go, I'll see which man there is free, maybe I'll fit :D

Now I watched "Summer".
A legitimate question arose: maybe none of the vampire characters can read the main heroine's thoughts because of her banal lack of brains? and ;)

People who claim their ability to communicate with the dead and make money from it actually know how to communicate with the living.

I work as a sanitary. Once he got sick, in the right side of the stomach, a severe pain began. I went to the doctors, it turned out, I have cholecystitis (a problem with the gallbladder). The doctor prescribed hundreds of drugs, and demanded to buy everything in an obligatory order, and in a particular pharmacy, where "there are no counterfeits." I bought, spent thousands and eight, and then suffered for a few weeks. One medicine should be drunk an hour before a meal, another - during it, the third after half an hour, the fourth - after the toilet, the fifth before bed, the sixth immediately after waking up, and so on. I just got caught up in those tubes and bubbles, not to mention that they’ve eaten a lot of shell in my budget. By chance, my parents, with whom I live, came to know an old doctor. I, of course, like all patients when seeing a doctor, began to ask her about cholecystitis, how to treat, and so on. Of course, I took all my pills. Seeing it, she only laughed: 90 percent of these mega-drugs turned out to be banal bioadditives, not even drugs. As a fool, I didn’t look at it. However, if I looked at it, I would think: the doctor is more visible. As a result, from the entire battery, I left a couple of tubes of choleretic and No-shpa bubbles in case of exacerbation of the disease... At the next visit to the doctor, I asked her about this situation. That was a long time off, but eventually admitted: well, I have a percentage of it! I have to live, to say. She needs to live, but I don’t.
I decided not to scandal, I, after all, the worker, we are often offended. One more, one less, six months have passed since then. Once I was called to the house - the owners had a crane flowing in the kitchen, afraid to pour the neighbors. I come and see the same doctor. She didn’t recognize me, because hundreds of people passed by. Well, here I got rid of it: instead of replacing the stitch, I demanded urgently to change the knee, the mixer, I wrote her a whole list of slanges, which are there on the side of the stitch and are not needed at all. My aunt, scared, recorded everything carefully. He said to her, You buy the goods, and I will deliver them to you. I came back, changed the pad, installed the mixer, and everything else was left to lie. The aunt, who watched the whole process closely, asks me: why did you not put this and that phone? What is this detail for?
“Yes,” I say, “I asked you to buy it because I have contact in that store, and the percentage is offset to me.
The doctor was upset by such greed, and she was about to open her mouth again, as I say to her: Well, just as you do with patients, so do I... What are the claims?
I don't know if she remembered me at that moment, or what, but silently, as water in her mouth got, only the eyebrows run away.
- Okay, - I say at the end, - give me this barrel, I will buy it at your store price.
The aunt stood up looking for a check, but suddenly returned to the place, sat down - and is silent. Whether she realized her own guilt, or something else, but obviously she was very upset at that moment. I left, and she finally said to me, “Sorry, young man.”
These are things.

In Moscow, the year of the city of Saratov was spent on the celebration of the day of the city.

Alexander: I have the feeling that no matter what I say, in this chat, somebody will start to fuck.
Tagged: say
Mother washed Ram.
I am fucking fucking! Better to find a grandmother than to carry any shit.

From a discussion of a man who writes unclearly and vague:

xxx: I do not know whether he is taking the substances or, on the contrary, does not take the substances that the doctor has prescribed.

Chimera: I was covered with chicken breasts
Chimera: the skin
Chimera: the goose

How does science work?
The science of a healthy person works as follows:
Science does not tell us the truth, science builds an approximate model of the world that is as similar as possible to what we can observe, and which allows us to predict certain phenomena as well as possible.
A non-replicable phenomenon is a consequence of the imperfection of the scientific theory, and/or unknown side factors that influenced the experiment.
Fact (by definition) is recognized some empirical knowledge, which is unambiguous and verifiable (i.e. allowing it to be verified). The fact is not synonymous with the truth, but, when proven, it is usually not questioned.
The criterion of scientific knowledge (hypothesis, opinion), which is the criterion of falsification, is as follows: such and only such a statement is recognized as scientific, for which it is possible to formulate an experiment that refutes it.
For example, if we assume that the Flying Pasta Monster brutally punishes anyone who disregards spaghetti, then even after the experimentator has publicly dealt with the need for spaghetti, but nothing will happen to him, it cannot be said with certainty that the cruel punishment is not something we cannot know about, or that the Flying Pasta Monster did not make this time an exception to hide from us his presence. Thus, a respectful attitude toward spaghetti is a matter of conscience for every reasonable person, but not science.

XXX: Take the cat.
Yyy: There is a cat
We need more cats :)
yyy: Sometimes it seems to be better than less cats) Especially when he writes in the corner and scratches under the door)
xxx: you need to put the cat zig-zag
You need more gold.)

I dreamed of cryptos today.
yyy: it’s kind of "maaam, namene me a cottage"?))
XXX: Not at all
yyy: or "maaham, decrypt me the cottage"?
XXX: Hernias of the type of a microwave. You put the food there and put the flash with the key. Food turns into uneatable powder.
The same food comes in the opposite direction.
XXX: This is a fuck.
yyy: Then came the virus, you decrypt your favorite cake - and there is a plate of fresh shit.
xxx: and there is a sticker with a bitcoin address
yyy: Throw off the bitcoins, and the shit is still the shit

I live in the suburb of Moscow in one small but quite famous in narrow circles of science.
Recently, for the first time in my life, I had to hear in response to the name of my city: "Now. As it turned out, this was said by a man who moved to Moscow a few years ago from Kazakhstan.

I remembered William our Shakespeare because after watching Romeo and Juliet in the Globe theatre, I thought about similar things. Shakespeare, the wretch, was perfectly able to combine all this high and low correctly. First there on the stage are Benvolio, Mercucio and the servants, a bunch of wickedness, jokes around the belt, and then the further the higher. And then I thought that it was necessary - figuratively speaking, not to look for the spectator high somewhere there, above his head, but first to grab the living in the eggs, and from there to pull through the intestines and ribs up. Therefore, those classical productions where all the “low” is cleaned up, chopped out or weakened become boring, and those where in favor of the viewer they throw away the “high sense” are meaningless.

Everything you need to know about my aunt: we have "so" tea at home and "oh, this is real" tea. The difference is that the first is cheap, and the second is poured for convenience in a straw from under the expensive the same cheapest tea.

Terrible memory from childhood: New Year's tree in the 1st layer factory, the children (including me) are called Santa Claus, and here in the hall there is a frightener, a mosquito and a canned bank and declares "I am ROPEPEPOZ!" I remembered all my life...

A girl wants to fuck - well, fuck, she'll tell the guy about it directly! It will be much easier for everyone. Why complicate life?

A girl who directly says she wants to fuck makes life difficult for herself. This is done in our society.

She defended Juliet so much for his foolishness when he appeared to her last night that she now trembled of fear: and suddenly he will not come today?
Stendhal "Red and Black"
All the female psychology in one phrase, I think.

It seems that we have begun to forget the honest sailor Abraham Grey.