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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №139223
 01.03.2017
Comment on a YouTube video with the newly invented robot:

V.G I watched it calmly until the end. I think, in the case of a robot uprising, at least this will not get to us - the wreckage, bad roads, the sixth floor, the elevator will not work forever.
For centuries I felt safe.
Then he jumped.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №139222
 01.03.2017
“The Japanese are generally polite and never respond with refusal. If you offer him to blow up Tokyo tomorrow, he will thank you for the honor and apologize for being very busy tomorrow. Although it will always do everything in its own way, for example, it will release your intestines. But very polite and without this our shame.” <C>

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №139221
 01.03.2017
There are no sex games? At the end of the game, you stop being a virgin. or, even if you die from sexual exhaustion (dreamingly raised your eyes to the sky)

Prostoniktakoy: Hi
I am your curator in the game Blue Whale
The first step is to touch your ass.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №139220
 01.03.2017
>> Women in the world are much more than men, and men still pay for sex.

In the world, there are 1.01 men per woman. If you’re as good at other things as you are in mathematics, it’s no surprise that you have to pay for sex.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №139219
 01.03.2017
What only in the pharmacy you will not hear... But the phrase "Sell me something to kill a hamac, and that he eats too much" I will remember for a long time...


[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №139218
 01.03.2017
NoName00: I don’t like people who try to convince me that I’m shit. I may be fucking, but they will go.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №139217
 01.03.2017
In Israel, if you insist on questioning others in any language, sooner or later you will be answered in it.
Or explain everything in Russian.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №139216
 01.03.2017
XHH: pricing, anonymous to gamese
You are Sasaki, a young soldier who, during a boring patrol, learned the terrible truth about how the Chronicles alien race enslaved mankind.

Sassuki vs Chronicles! I’m crying... a festival of the soul.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №139215
 01.03.2017
Discussing cryonics on one website:
xxx: By the kind of work I saw with my own eyes, like the fucking little tritons from the mine, in a piece of ice, revived after the freezing.Why does he know how many years they lay in a piece of ice in the depth, completely frozen.and after the freezing they revive and quietly die.Why not die?
zzz: go. it is necessary to get a three-tonch, if bored-throw in the freezer [s] to the dogs [/s], and missed-frosted

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №139214
 01.03.2017
I have been in your city twice. The first time it burned in May, then our Dutch in football won.

This is such a rare event that you can say with certainty that you were in this city on June 21, 2008. Not exactly May.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №139213
 01.03.2017
This is Megera.

and trolls =
Do you like to look at old cowards? Throw out. He said he did not find the laundry. I always do so. It always rolls. Well, you’ll think, it will be a couple of hours, but do nothing, it will wear others. If a person does not understand words through his mouth, tell him in a language that he understands.

Men, tired of the eternal bottles in the bathroom, a bunch of pads and other henny? Throw out. Tell your grandmother that you may have gone somewhere.
A woman’s advice. In general, you have to be such a guy to throw away other people’s things. Isn’t it easier to buy clothes that he likes? No, not with flowers, not boxers, not synthetics, but the same, only new! I buy exactly what he asks, we have no problem.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №139212
 01.03.2017
Your own fish! A man is a free, capable, ADULT person. He has the right to decide which clothes he likes to wear. If comfort is more precious to him than the excitement of his wife, it is also his personal choice. Imagine someone taking something of yours so quietly and throwing it away.
Yes, and women also have a full moral right to wear comfortable trousers, not a string from a sexshop. If you personally cry, suffer, but wear the type of "for the sake of a man" - this is your personal pleasure.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №139211
 28.02.2017
For me, vacation is a time when I have to go to sleep. Especially on Sunday. And Sunday on holiday every day, even on Wednesday!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №139210
 28.02.2017
XXX: This is the breast feeding.
yyy: I wonder what the author did with a bunch of free time saved on three letters?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №139209
 28.02.2017
That the world is governed by a global conspiracy is believed by people who have never led a team of at least ten people.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №139208
 28.02.2017
xxx: I have a porn hub through the Google extension ceased to open!
Yyy: Well, it is a tragedy.
xxx: I am against the state to interfere in my private life!)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №139207
 28.02.2017
Incitement of hatred towards deputies, popes, Cossacks, Vaticans is punished as a criminal offence. Incitement to hatred of homosexuals is encouraged. As usual, we punish the innocent, encourage the innocent.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №139206
 28.02.2017
xxx: What does the tag "sitting" mean?
zzz: Calling this expert and taking comments from him temporarily is not recommended.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №139205
 28.02.2017
X - Walked around Prague.The same eggs, only in profile. The Serenity.
Y – Immediately you see, you don’t understand anything in gray. Wherever it is, there is a sadness. And in Prague, the grey is joyful.
Z is AGA. In Prague, the level of gray is "A man in the fog", and in Peter - "Max Payne"

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №139204
 28.02.2017
Talking to a friend about her daughter
I thought she should be very similar to you. Not only that one day with a difference of 36 years were born, but her name consists only of the letters that meet in your full name.
The second is rather a coincidence.
It sounds like the first was well planned.
The first was much and long discussed.
The first is her date of birth and the second is her name. Was the first long discussed? I don’t know how you have it in your military families.

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