In the life of each of us there are seconds that you want to put in a jewelry box and put on instead of jewelry.

My ninth-grade daughter and I live together, and my salary as a small store seller is not enough even for a lot of necessary things. I promised my daughter to buy a laptop immediately after the owner raised my salary, which he promised to do this year.
Going on vacation, the owner left me the keys from the apartment so that I could feed and walk his dog and take care of the puppy. My daughter did this all month.
To my surprise, the owner immediately increased my salary. He laughed and explained why. It turned out that a new phrase appeared in the repertoire of the speaking heacinth eagle:

- Pr-r-r-r-r r-r-r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r
Sometimes he spoke with my daughter’s voice.

While before the supposed end of the world, people were stockpiling light bulbs and candles, I bought only ten packs of toilet paper. I was afraid...

XXX: You think I’m late.
XXX: Let them not drive me out, thin intestine
xxxx: here the plant holds on me
The other half in Scotland.

Sometimes I think "zzz" is the same person.

I am in favor of close communication.
Xenia: How is it?
You and I are alone...
Yuri... Continue...
Alexander: The Skin
Xenia: What is it?
Lots of naked skin.

Cosmin: I used to love her for something, and now I respect her for everything.

Monologue of the Girl:
The fourth is running!! to
It’s the third time he’s here, maybe he’s gone missing.
Where is TAPOK?? to

"Perfect technical support"

R: Hello to you!
R: How can I help you?
A: Hello to you. As long as I contacted you, I decided on my own. Sorry for the worry. Thanks for help.
R: All the good!

I decided to put money on the phone balance. when the banknote is pushed into the terminal, the zero continues to appear in the time sum field. Call the Technical Support:
I: Girl, bla bla, that’s the situation.
D: Name the receipt number.
I: the terminal did not give a receipt, he just ate my money and didn’t even cheque!
Q: I understand your problem, but still name the receipt number!

I wanted to kill myself by hitting my head at that terminal.

The Google Answers:
Where can I download Mein Kampf in Russian?
by the author?

Hubert discusses the idea of a paperless office.

XXX is. I learned to write for a long time, although looking at my handwriting, you can say to write I, in general, never knew.

In his youth, I read from B. Shaw that if a fool says he is a fool, he is no longer a fool. The years to the 30s came. I always say that I am a fool. Most people start responding.

I want you = I want you
It would sound nice if I didn't know why you want it :D
ONE: Yes No
Not for sex
I just want warmth.
She: O_O
She: You are scaring me.
He: Okay
I want sex too.)
Now I will recognize you.)

I have a presentation on physics here.
WOW: with the special slide "you caught hamsters. Take care of"
XXX: This is a shit.
I have a friend in philosophy who managed to print
XHH: on toilet paper
I don't know how, but the prede in the corridor ran out to crack.

XXX thank you... with my work and way of life... I will soon become a fucking thinker....
YYY the guard?

Dear drivers and pedestrians! Go to the private, and find out who, to whom, when and in what position should!

XXX: Yanukovych ordered to publish the Great Ukrainian Encyclopedia. This is BOE. A short version of the encyclopedia will be called "bueshechka".

If you are home alone, and in the kitchen suddenly someone started knocking loudly in the palms, don’t be afraid, these are eggs in a pot, put to cook an hour ago.

20:44 [Akina] to [un4GOT10] In my time as a student, we tried a self-burning cognac... chemists poured half a kilo of oak peppers into a 20-litre bottle, poured 9 liters of alcohol to the top of the water - and sent it all to the working chamber of a cobalt gun for a month and a half. Believe me, most of the famous cognac nervously smoke around the corner.