A commentary on the rare film of 1925:
Chinese as needed. As a friend of mine said when I saw it: “I’m especially pleased that all these people have been dead for a long time.”

A relative told me. She was in the seventh month of pregnancy. She goes to a colleague at work. She has a 4-year-old daughter who is very speaking. She looks so closely at her aunt’s stomach and asks – and what’s there. Her mother is a baby. The daughter is surprised: "what, does he take him to work with him?and "

Yesterday I got my old keyboard..started only the English letter S...
I am so happy 😉
HH: This is exactly...

Yoshik: I suddenly realized that I had not used the CD-ROM of the computer for 3 years

XXX is Hi. How to recover data from a non-working phone Sony Ericsson Z555?
YYY: How do I get the body to testify?

My first dog my dad bought me in the subway as a Japanese chin. The chin from it, indeed, did not grow up, but I learned about it much later. The picture - the summer after the first class; Ulyanovsk, where I was sent for the summer to my grandmothers; the respected grandmother in the city - the chief traumatologist and deputy - walks me and Repeika on the Middle Vence. The same respectable people (the very center of the city) walk their grandchildren there. Natasha, how you grew in a year! What is your dog’s name? I firmly remembered that Japanese, and the second word of 3 letters on Buku "X". It seemed like this was the word I got in the school on the wall... Well, and sounded. It all depends on gentle age and naivety.

He worked as an electrician. I had to make lighting in the garage basement. We came to the basement on Friday night and brought everything we needed for work. Cable, lamps, and 36V lamp box. When they left, they closed into their castle. I came to work on Monday morning. The castle is in place, and the lights have their feet made. As usual, no one knows or has seen anything. I had to go back to the warehouse and get another box of bulbs.
The laughter began later. A car mechanic came to us. He wanted to ask something, but was embarrassed. He comes, sits, talks a little and leaves. Sometimes he just sits. And at one moment it happened. He says: "Men, what is a shit? I spin the light bulb, and it is baked - and it burns, and the cane becomes white? Already a dozen changed - the same stuff." Here we hit him, forced the bulbs back and covered the lawn so that the bosses did not know anything. They sat well then. ;)

On the website review about VAZ Oka in the reliability section:
And because of the prolonged operation from time to time in the rear brakes (with a slight wear of the brake drum) on the move falls the brake spread bar of the handle if it is forgotten to pull and messes everything around.
And at the end of the review: The impressions are colossal.

xxx: When I enter the entrance, the neighbor's cat runs with me all the time and first of all he hits the battery.
YYY: You are a fool. He warms the eggs.

I go with my son (3 years) on the market in Stuttgart, here out of the corner comes a company of Chinese students. The son in exultation shouts:
“Mommy, Mommy, look at Jackie’s coming!

Porsche Cayenne in the hands of the offspring is much more convincing than the plaque - My Dad is a thief!

United States in 1969. The leading talk show calls the famous writer Penelope
Ash is the author of a sumptuous bestseller. The orchestra plays romantic music, on the stage appears... a wreath of cloudy men.

This story began with a party where drunken journalist McGrady claimed that readers' tastes were ruined definitively that they could.
To “draw” absolutely anything. After shaking, he did not give up his words and decided to prove them in deeds. McGrady ordered a group of his colleagues to write a chapter, which he then blinded into the book. There were two conditions: to write as badly as possible, and not to be embarrassed with bed scenes.
Some chapters had to be reworked because their quality was not disgusting enough. Naked Came the Stranger
(The stranger came naked), released with the image of a naked woman on the cover.

The KPD and the strawberry worked for all 100. Written in a terrible language and different styles, the book was sold out. It entered the list of bestsellers and earned the praise of critics. They wrote that the book is “smart, written with taste, gives an opportunity to look at the relationship between men and women in a new way.” Some of them compared the author with Apdaick. Soon even the mystificators became uncomfortable for the success of their "masterpiece." They admitted to cheating in live broadcasts, after which sales... grew even more. Everyone has earned a decent money. They were persuaded to write a continuation, and subsequently a very frank film with the same name was filmed on the book.

In the USSR, heaven was everywhere. RAI council, RAICOM, RAIOBES, and now... only... the Administration...

...and here you get to the most important moment, both are almost dressed...and then she gives out with a sweet smile: “What do you think?” Well, of course, about how to feed the children of Africa and stop all the wars in the world, what else!

I went to the store with a girl to eat. The dialogue:

DD: I don’t understand why the pads are on the same shelf with cat food here?? to
MMM: Well... Probably because it’s all for the kisses)))

As our predecessor (former Armenian) said on the OBŽ, the very first symptom of AIDS is a sharp pain in the butt and frequent breathing in the back of the neck.

XXX is
What is the name of a picture of pigs?
XXX is
The family N?
XXX is
Or as a thread.
YYYY
The pig is just like me.
XXX is
It will hang on the show, Andrew.
YYYY
It is the norm.)
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not
YYYY
I invented
YYYY
and salo. The beginning.
XXX is
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From @interesno_vsem:
Before you diagnose depression or low self-esteem, make sure you’re not surrounded by complete fools.

Recently, my nephew (12 years old) asked me: "Why is a washing machine drawn on the commander's total badge?"

Oh yeah, young people...

There is a theory about why dogs fight on the moon. Typically, they decided to climb it and began to build a living staircase, one dog jumped on the other, and so on. One of the lower dogs could not withstand and broke. The entire staircase has collapsed, and since then the dogs have walked around the Earth and smelled each other under the tail - looking for who has stumbled, and fought to the moon in memory of the unfulfilled dream.