Courses will not make you a programmer. Reading books and watching educational videos don’t make you a programmer. Certificates don’t make you a programmer. Even writing code doesn’t make you a programmer.
Solving tasks with code will make you a programmer. Even if you’ve gotten this code off with stackoverflow...

> Adobe turns face to Linux and open source
Companies like Adobe, Microsoft and Oracle have no face. Whatever side you turn them, they have their ass everywhere.

By following the PGD, you are grieving the GIBD.

Thank you to the readers, especially the critics.
Thanks to you, friends, it makes sense to continue the history of the Ural Mountains.

Today I will talk about Chupacabras.

Contrary to the popular belief that the Chupacabra is a kind of beast - the locals have the opinion that it is like a kind of spirit that invades animals, and even humans, and forces them to produce things incompatible with morality and common sense. But until it touches you personally, you won’t understand, I think.

It started like this, and I started missing cats. The loss is not God knows what, but all knew from birth, lived for themselves, no one was touched - and suddenly began to disappear. Periodically, not constantly, one will disappear, or two at once.
He went, looked - there is nowhere, then turned to his interpretative guard Serom - where cats, look. Well, as a dog, even smart, to explain what are interested in the missing cats, you ask him - where the cats - he is looking at the cats near the house. I told him to protect the cats. He’s again in confusion – I’m guarding everything here, and the cats too. You fucking guard, I say, they are going somewhere.
A week ago in the evening came home - Grey, as if to say more gently, all encouraged. The throat is bitten, the wound is torn above the eye, crumbling, in general, cranky things. I was angry at all — and what a shit, the neighbor says — Chupacabra probably came back.
Okay, I think I need to understand. I went through the bloody spots, I had to go only 200 meters, to the river, and there are already dead two healthy dogs, like dogs. The square is all in blood - Grey, seeing that the forces are unequal, invented them to procrastinate the stomach and the intestines to pull out. And the man in camouflage risks - he saw me - and to me with a complaint - so what, always here dogs walked out, they hunted for homeless cats here, and here came, released, left for cigarettes - returned and so on. What a fucking mad man. We need to call the police, he says, to look for where this insane creature is.
Oh, I say, shit, call, now Patrick will come and explain to you, Chupacabra you are a fucker, you are here, fucker, not a hunting land, and, fucker you are a fucker, you do not have a license to hunt cats. And once you came here to hunt - he will make you a dozen articles at once, although, frankly - I would fuck you straight in the spot, the cattle without horns, who came up with such a fun - to come to other countries and hurt from the soul. And the angry creature doesn’t even need to be sought – here she is, in front of me.
The man understood that the conversation was not sticky, quietly sat down in his "Duster" and fuck.
And I went to treat Grey, I appreciate this guy, smart, courageous, only reckless little.
Now it's better - he runs, he's not crumbling almost, the neck I shaved him, the wound on his head was treated with Baneocin - well, of course, he stayed alive.
It is a shame that Chupacabra himself has died alive.

If the meteorologists say that tomorrow will be clear, do not be deceived: they mean that now they are unclear, but it will come tomorrow and then it will be clear what the weather on that day.

M1: Marina, will you go with us for lunch today?
Marina is no. You are harmful and now I need to be persuaded and softened.
M1: Well, it is already promiscuity some starts!
M2: What is it? Okay, Google: what is promiscuity? Promiscuity is a disorderly, by nothing and by no one limited sexual activity.
M3: The consolidation of the collective, in short. The Timbleed.

Comments on GT:
XXX is oh! My level of paired and assembled! I thought one was so special.
yyy: I have already had time to get used to the tolerant expression “special people” applied to the mentally ill, but “special electronics” is great ;), I will take up the arms – they will ask about some mechanic (builder, repairman) – a handle, I will answer “oh, this is a special specialist”. thank you!

Instead of a shirt in the winter, you can wear two bags of bricks - you will not freeze guaranteed.

XX: Speak slowly, or I don’t have time to put a screw on everything you say.

>>The company offered a friend to employees for free(!) Take a promotional course that costs 200. Not from altruism, specialists in this direction are catastrophically lacking and they are expensive. Two out of 50. Other "some time"
– is
Not for free. Do not go to the guess - with a contract in the style of "who will not work after this 5 years - will compensate for 150% of the study". Who wants to be a slave?

I lived with Negroes. I ask who my parents are working for. Nigra says: My dad works tsar.

News: In Yekaterinburg, a group of crows attacked the Yeltsin center and stoned it. As a result of the birds of the attack in the building broke several windows on the roof, local media.
During the flight, the crows cast stones on the glass roof. Reasons for the behavior of birds
Unknown is.

Even crows remember the hungry 90s!

A film about how international collectors are trying to cut off their foreign debt from the United States. Let’s see if anyone else has done this before :)

In China, a robot dentist implanted a human tooth for the first time

The normal option for long flights in space, in the morning he makes coffee, in the evening his teeth printed and inserted.

Yyy: Coffee is probably like this if you need new teeth in the evening :)

Simply put, there are always those who know how to work.

Oh, if... There are such jobs that you need to learn, and not one year. And if the old worker retired, and you did not take care of training a new one in advance, then all, the work is worth it. The same years.

Next to the garage was an empty garage. Only built - an empty box with a roof, not yet painted gates, a simple hanging lock. This garage was constantly opened - then the castle will be destroyed, then the nails will be opened. The owner in despair wrote with a crumb right on the gate, "Don't open, there is nothing else!"

The next day, a sign appeared on the gates: "Factory faster, we wait!"

It looks like a banana, but it’s real from life (friend exactly my=))

A pause taken for reflection can neutralize most manipulative techniques.

Hpmor

confused with foreigners.

Comments on the harm of pornography:
Damn are such good movies where everyone is happy and loving each other harmful?

xxx: Welcome forumchans, I want to buy a vape and gyroscooter. The type you go and play like you think the girls will pay attention and try to get to know?
I would throw a stone at you.

XXX: the wheat at the Aitishnik-sika is heavy. I met a girl here, all the work. He called home to know what, took wine, cheese, grapes and other nuts. The prelude, and after two years of abstinence, shakes me all. The girl turns out, takes the undrunken wine and pouches me out of the throat, with the words do not shake, everything will be fine, we will be happy!