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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №86283
 30.08.2013
Discussion of the situation in Syria:

But whoever uses chemical weapons deserves the harshest reward.

YYY: How is it? To put the star in his ass?

“Aha, fucking, I mean, of course, the toughest punishment.

Now, in a difficult situation, when it is incomprehensible to praise the subordinate or blaspheme, I will use the method of "harsh reward."

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №86282
 30.08.2013
Not far from there is a grassland factory. When entering the territory the corresponding plaque, but who then deleted the first two letters...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №86281
 30.08.2013
You will not be an effective manager.
Ramboza: And that’s great. Consider, minus one pidaras in this beautiful world.
It’s completely shattered, I see. and :-)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №86280
 30.08.2013
I have a wish to the admin of the site. Can you search not only on the current page, but throughout the site? On the current page, I will quickly find the desired quote.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №86279
 30.08.2013
xxx: I’m leaving without my phone for the third time, and I don’t even think, ‘Damn, I’ve forgotten my phone!’ This is freedom from the edges of modern civilization! That is such a wonderful feeling!
yyy: which is called sclerosis.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №86278
 30.08.2013
A bit of logic:
This is:

And if you conduct a survey among women, it turns out that only 30% of them were rotating official novels. Men have sex at work at 80%. And why is it that 50% of men are piddars? How did they then suddenly want to deprive the aunt of virginity?

It was me to the fact that there was no fucking team at all on this resource!
— — —

Service romance, and "sex at work" are completely different things. You can fuck quietly, but there is no romance.
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And the option, when half of the department fucking one secretary, ignoring the aunt from the accounting you do not consider? and ;)

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №86277
 30.08.2013
-Hello, my name is Sergei, I am a specialist "Credit systems Tinkov", how can I contact you.
Talk to me "My Lord"
Hm, Hm, what is your name?
My name is "My Lord, please follow me".
Gothic...

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №86276
 30.08.2013
Name of topic on women's beauty forum, subforum for men: "Return of hairy breasts"
1 commentary :
It sounds like the title of the second part of a horror film.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №86275
 30.08.2013
Yesterday I stood in the bathroom, I brushed my teeth, I started to brush my teeth, I stood like this and I said, "Dumb teeth," Dan comes from behind and says, "and what did you want, clown?"

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №86274
 29.08.2013
Post in the publication "The Wolves"
"Win a wolf's soul - you get invincibility"
XXX: How to find it
YYY: What about wolves at all? How much better are they, say, crows?
zzz: It's Time to Discover "The Philosophy of Crotus"
zzz: "The fool is blind, but smart and ingenious!"
xxx: "Opening the soul of the crotch, you can find the roots even in the dark"

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №86273
 29.08.2013
One of the strangest inventions could be a right-handed tenth.

[ + 10 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №86272
 29.08.2013
At the end of April, the Ministry of Communications changed the general director of "Post of Russia" - instead of Alexander Kiselev, this post was taken by Dmitry Strachnov, who previously headed the cellular telecommunications operator Tele2.

This is the mess that the mail...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №86271
 29.08.2013
In the application for a mortgage there is a point to fill in:
Do you have permission to carry and store firearms? Yes and No"
They are afraid! They do right...

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №86270
 29.08.2013
to this:
The xxx:
Just received an invitation to participate in the contest, I quote:
"The competition for the best children’s drawing "The trade union for me is..."
For children from 6 to 17 years old, the drawing should be done without the help of parents and teachers.

The xxx:
I am even afraid to present competitive works... =0

It is nothing else. In our city, the tax inspectorate held a contest of children's drawing on the subject of wages in envelopes and late payment of VAT. The pictures looked strange.)

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №86269
 29.08.2013
From the radio module:
Working rage: 200 meters

Working fury: 200 meters
Strongly said

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №86268
 29.08.2013
X: I just learned that I’ve stunned the summer...
Y: It’s summer, just turned away, and it’s already deceiving you with the southern hemisphere.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №86267
 29.08.2013
XXX: Read the instructions from the dishwasher. A bunch of warnings, use only suitable chemicals, etc. In particular, for softening water use only special salt.
xxx: We take a box with "special salt" for dishwashers, turn, read the composition - sodium chloride.
xxx: We look at a pack of food salt in the buffet, the composition is sodium chloride.
Marketing is such a marketing.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №86266
 29.08.2013
At the wedding, the bride was forced to sing a song (the shoe was bought, it seems). Tamada cautiously turned on the music louder and turned off her microphone.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №86265
 29.08.2013
In one form:
Review of The Colibri Effect"
xxx: Interesting, and Statham is generally told that he is in different films or he thinks it's the same)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №86264
 29.08.2013

I asked if we had cysts. The engineer said, “There are cysts. and two. The big cystics. They were small before. But three. Now two and big.

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