Angelofnet: I’m not sure now that Russia needs citizens. She would have had enough gastroenterologists.

Sitting at work, the employee receives a text message on the phone with a characteristic sound and vibration.
The SMS?
He is sad when he reads:
The PMS...

The women! Men have two types of humor: ordinary and funny. They are used to encourage you during the day. And funny, it is when a joke after two days remember and crack so that the breasts jump. It should be funny, not everyday humor.

About Love and Moving:
[18:24:42] XXX: But what won’t you do for the sake of love :) Because of him, I’m ready to even move to the MCAD :))
[18:25:08] YYY: even for the MCAD))) Here are the modern women of Decembrists)))
[18:25:14] YYY :D

xxx: the fact that the Polish reconnaissance aircraft has been flying over the country for the second day radio intelligence has never learned
xxx: his radio broadcasts of the class "pshe-pshe-pshe" could not distinguish from interference

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I live next to the cemetery, operating (sometimes buried). The cemetery is guarded by LLC CHOP "Dayly Surveillance".

xxxx: why is it? why is it? No one rides on them: for me to be allowed not to ride on them: fucking... logically.
and...
I just wanted to take the right of a normal driver and fuck these two fools?

Man's sign: started to hair in the morning - it's time to shave.

The Council:

xxx: I have a friend with the name Shishchenko. So the Germans barely had enough condrats when they tried to read his surname in the German transliteration - Schyschtschenko :)))

Invite them to read " defending"-)

here
My girlfriend is self-made in terms of the birth of new cult phrases in a way of spontaneous rearrangement of slogans. So from the “Ethical Epithet” came the “Epic Identity”. For a long time this formulation wandered in our circles until it was replaced by a new masterpiece. From "Prache and Thorn" appeared the masterpiece "Prache and Prison"... Pleased Grandfather Freud, short...
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On the street of shame and milk

An acquaintance puzzled a mystery: "A boy is studying with me, who has no mother, but two fathers, and one pays alimony to the other. And no, they are not gay."
It turned out that his mother divorced his father and got married to another, and then whistled in an unknown direction. His son, raised by his father, stayed with him. My father supports.

News: A cup of a pool under construction near the "Kuban" stadium in Krasnodar has crashed.
...
Earlier, the authorities that the total cost of the works is estimated at almost 250 million rubles.

Think, think the head: the ass has a crack.

I am so lonely (
Eat something sweet.
XXX Why?
Yyy: Sweets affect the production of endorphins
20 minutes later
xxx: went to the store, ate 2 potatoes cakes, it was easier =)
yyy: this is how loneliness leads to obesity and diabetes
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Emily: Listen to me
Emily: Advice what to do with a bunch of kids who constantly knock on my door when they come to a friend — a neighbor on the left.
[17:31:37] Emily: they knock on her with such a whisper that the cat flaps and hides under the bed.
[17:31:51] Emily: and these puppets are running away
[17:32:05] Emily: When trying to say something terrible to them, she was sent in the ass
[17:37:17] Colas : burn them up
Colla: what could be easier
[17:37:39] Emily is crazy
Emily: Why I didn’t agree

To characterize a person is enough one finger on the hand, but what kind of finger depends on the person.

Is this something like "chmook"? I am already swimming and swimming. Better do not change the subject, rather than the words will fade and bad visions will obscure the vivid colors.
Yyy Sasha, you’re speaking five-foot jamb, I’m quietly chore...

I remember when I was a child in our yard there was a rainbow with the name Rain.
We really played in the courtyard until it was raining.

We are standing with Nikita in the store for beer, I am 25, Nikita 24.
It is our turn and the sick seller asks:
Are you 18 guys?
I answered by 25.
She insists:
My grandson is 16, and he looks older than us.
Nikita stretches in a smile and gives to the whole store:
You and I can play child pornography. =) is
If you could see the shoppers’ faces...I haven’t laughed so long ago =))

“There is such a profession – to defend the Motherland! “The former defense minister Serdyukov now likes to repeat.