My husband drove the car to the service, comes back, I ask:
How did you travel?
No at all. Diagnosis is dead.
Did the device break?
In other words, man. My uncle was good.

have survived. I feel like a generation "- my mommy is dead. Take another one in the store!"

I have just signed a contract with Pony Express.
They should be renamed "My Little Pony Express". They will be popular.

A: By the way, in the trains of the RJD do not interfere with Cossack patrols.
B to horses?

Admin, please return the comments to the quotes! Tired of the humorous resource to read answers to answers. Leave your unnecessary thoughts in the comments. Everyone is good –

Husband and wife in the yard of a multi-storey house
I will leave, take care of the children.
Man: I will watch
Wife: Take good care!
I always look after well!
Wife : Yes? And where are they now?
The man (looking around the courtyard): They are out in the garbage.

But here are the times as in "1984" Orwell.

The Ministry of "Truth" is engaged in the falsification of historical information.
The "Love" Ministry is engaged in arrests and torture.
And Film Company "Cinema Without Borders" sued VK for pirated films.

13:19 Korvin : the chicks!! to
13:19 corvin : a, no... not the breasts...
13:19 Korvin: This is the gall
13:22 The Horseman: Agass. This is GALA! And Galia looks straight at the smoking photos and enviously agrees - to smoking breasts she is still very far away!!! to
13:23 corvin : here is the fuck ))))

I remember writing that providers will restrict access to torrents and others. My provider has a torrent tracker.

manly
The women! Men have two types of humor: ordinary and funny. They are used to encourage you during the day. And funny, it is when a joke after two days remember and crack so that the breasts jump. It should be funny, not everyday humor.

Well, the dick would have a funny humor, not morality, from them the breasts jump even less.

I'm on the train, a young couple is sitting
Tag: calories in chips
xxx: Read type in 100 grams of 500 calories
A chips of 25 grams
XXX: They think they can’t.
xxx: Then get the phone and divide 500 by 25 on the calculator
XXX: Those
20 calories is very little.
XXX: The Good Chip

If the function written by the girl returns false, then it doesn’t mean anything.

XXX is
The straw?and :)

YYYY
Noah... yes!

XXX is
Tell me you don’t have a character :)

YYYY
She will pull my eggs out of my throat!

XXX is
Run to
be a man
Put the eggs in and go :)

We want to remove the cottage in Finland. A friend corresponds with a Russian-speaking Finnish. I received a letter from her yesterday:

Good morning Oleg. Tomorrow you will be contacted by Max S***ov and will find your options."

We now advise Oleg to be careful of his unbarred options =)

It’s right for Orwell: film sites are trying to block an organization called “Cinema Without Borders.”

I have tried several times to sign a petition against the anti-piracy law, but this crazy system of registration on the e-government every time repels... they do it specifically, no differently.

I wanted to get a card at Sberbank today.
Banker: Do you have 25?
I: It will be soon.
She: So we can’t get you a youth card!

So suddenly my youth ended today.

Letter to a girl before lunch:
XXX is:
I go without a grey cover!! to
XXX is:
It will melt
YYY :
And I’m reading and thinking where you’re going, and who’s the ‘Grey Cover’?

Pavel Markov
I have a cat by the way, he fell from the balcony (I live on the second floor) and he liked it so much that he is now running down to the neighbors on the back yard all the time. So they look at him all the time with such regret, probably thinking that I am constantly pushing him out of the house.

The world went crazy. On the streets, children walk on leashes, and dogs are carried on their hands.

I work as a driver on delivery, summer, heat, the brain is just melting. Dialogue with the carrier.
26 What is it?
It is Stavropol! (On the area code in numbers)
On Sunday it was...