In the morning, the net suddenly fell between my and my wife’s notes. Switching the cables did not help. After a quick inspection, it was decided to hit the problem until evening, writing down everything on the weather-everything-glutes. In the evening, the cat was given a penny for the cable that was ripped in 4 places.

by 111
How is the new java quip different from the previous ones?? to

by 222
It works and the previous ones don’t.

by iMac
iPod is
iPhone is
iMolodets slyshai da

<@_LentyaikA_> funny boy... the heck reminds me...probably me 4 years ago =)
<@_LentyaikA_> the same little naive girl was
<@RZK333> and now you are a brutal bl@#? and :)
<@RZK333> I’m sorry to have broken out.

Lynx
No, okay - my man doesn't want to give me injections, in the hand, subcutaneously, because he's afraid to hurt me... At the same time, in the pop fuck he's not afraid of me...

Tagged_user
If you argue that it is more natural for a woman to be kicked in the ass or snorted in the hand, I tend to the first.

Saints
Why did you think it was a woman?

There are no pockets like the state pockets.

Talk about the cat Vasily.

I don’t remember the details, but somewhere.

My wife and I are in the bedroom, not so late in the morning, not so early in the evening.

Suddenly, in the kitchen, the whistle is not the fork, not the glasses - understandably, the cat

The dividing table. What is punishable. Well, I break up, like a “Status,” and I run,

Soften in the kitchen. Three rooms with a turn. The Wife Running:

“You catch me, catch me!”

I don't know what the aunt thought, but in the kitchen she, the fucking, stumbled.

The price of gasoline increased...

Year 2015... Advertising posters hang on tanks: “To a full tank –

The car is a gift!”

"Asket" recently played a crawl, bombed to the hell an ostentate country that had too much oil... reconciled, gave democracy... whom I remember)

In short, my brother is fascinated by Dozor (well, he chases the city with like-minded people, quests are performed)... so, the next task leads them to the prom zone, where their attention is immediately attracted by the ohuenly healthy crane... they climb up, looking for the Code, and at the bottom, meanwhile, comes the WOHR (guards) and begins to scream the type of "hule you do there, well, well on the slash from there" they are in response to "nahuya", WOHR "talk"", "challenge, battle..." type...
As a result, the WOHR, having achieved nothing, causes garbage, and they come, just at the moment when the guys have almost gone down.
Well they mean, mentions like you do, who are they? The guys of them "we are mountaineers, we train" mints check documents on the car, there here, "children" warm, "here before you the special forces trained" (the march such as the doctors:))
They are cooking to the wreaths - "what fucking thing have you called us?"
The wicked of the mummy "ээээ, нууу, and they want to steal the crane".
Mint is rjet "I, grit, I understand Logan, big luggage, but the crane spit..."
They all walked together and walked away.)

No, I need to sleep more.
Have you slept again?
XXX is worse
This morning I went out of the house with a pack of garbage and a bag, dumped the garbage and went on the bus, awakened from the fact that at the end of the driver wakes me, but the very thing: I sit with the garbage in my hands...

The admin! Make the top of the abyss in 50 quotes! Something is ending quickly.

I watched the movie "I am omega". It’s the same thing as ‘I’m a legend’ – the antidote in the blood is not in the main character, but in the lady he saves, the zombies of the light are not afraid and the dog is dead initially. Here’s the dick, there’s a funny dick. Dacasus runs down the street with an MP5 mini-automat, and when the villain appears, they show that he is shooting with the M-16.
Well, right, in CS exactly the same. It is heavy and you run slowly with it.
Dacassus is a fool, you have to run with a knife or grenade.

<comma> In the past, boys, after reading novels, fled the house. Modern - counting the basha, master the assembler. Niibazzo is romantic.

>> If they were to master the assembler, or...

>> After reading the Bacha, I mastered in Linux, I sit down and read it only from under the debian and think "I would better have started the novels and escaped *_*"

Tarran: Shallow technical thought: all girls are equally flamboyant. The main thing is the size of the cooling radiators =)

I encountered a letter:

Please consider and agree on the replacement of the PSD (project estimate documentation). Instead of drinking fountains, install baths for washing feet.

I don’t understand this in life.

One day the case was: A girl comes to us in the store (I work as a disc seller) and asks to give her Polonez Oginsky. Well, we guess what she meant – we give her the discs of Oginsky: "Here is Polonez and here". She reads the composer’s name and says, “Why is Mikhail Klefront Oginsky written here? He is Polish!!We’ve been here for half a day! :)))

Found in the seeds of candy, called "Strategic stock of hamster" =)

XXX is
No, it is much easier:
You stand in front of the mirror and lower your head. You count for 10 seconds, and then you sharply lift your head and crack out with all your strength! And so abruptly you lower her, silent.
Repeat the procedure several times if necessary. Usually 2-3 is enough. :)

YYYY
I tried, only confused the mirror with the window, the child from the house in front of me.
The mood has risen.)

I suggest for shortness when copy-paste quote from Basha to write instead of the icon (c) icon (b)