Elena
my lawyer brought me to sign the agreement "on the early termination of the contract "on the provision of TELEPATIC COMMUNICATION".. joke.. the future has already arrived... and I am not aware

<lcin> Today I observed a long railway station, on each wagon of which there was a word from the phrase, I quote, "PARAVOS PARAVOS HE IN KETAY VEZET NAVOZ". Letters of 2 meters.
<lcin>Orphography and puncture, as they say, are observed.

YYYY
In short, provocation, I do not know.
And in general, I now have a goal in life—to beat the dumb rabbits... in the sense... well, in general, I have to strive to be cooler than a pair of batteries, yeah.

XXX is
You are so cool.

YYYY
The fucking. You just deprived me of my purpose in life.

A: They say that chao chao is stupid.
B: What are you? They are smart, thinking dogs.
B: You command "to me", and she will still think to fit or not.

How nice to wake up on a Saturday morning, watch a bunch of messages in the "good night" and continue to blow with a clean conscience.

SK: Put the car in a parking lot. Then suddenly our
A gun at home?
Sk: at home
MPB: the car will be a trick
by : xD

I am 21 today :(
If you are sad, you can drink vodka now.
Flegmat: That’s what I can do, but I can’t do it anymore :(
Ion: 0_o to hyace

Where is Katya?
She is probably in the bathroom. If a person is missing, he is in the toilet.
AA: It turns out, in vain the police are looking for all these people... They’re just in the toilet.

Working correspondence in a rigorous firm:
Xxx says: Vladimir - you are unambiguously suffering x@ynoy
Woo said: Let go!
Woo said, “Yes, you are a ham!
Woo says, I am enjoying it!

serg (writer in the newspaper)
Many things have been done by Cancer before, so now they will just bear their fruits.

Sand
add "...a lot of things are done with cancer and now..."

Sand
"...and a lot of things will be done in the future exactly the same"

HHH
Quebec 0_o
WOWU
what
HHH
Requested a new version to download.
HHH
Dear Users!
We strongly recommend that you upgrade your QIP to version 8070. This will restore the functionality of your messenger.
WOWU
There was no such thing on the road.

From the laptop forum

Gave a machine to a two-year-old child - because it is unkillable... In five minutes the claw was accurate!!!! missing half the buttons... The buttons were lying next to them in the same order as on the key.... Well, it was not a pity to suffer for such a spectacle :-))

I am a Nymphomaniac.)
He is :???????????????????Give me your mobile number!! to
She: Just yesterday I felt an acute desire to worship ;)
and fucking
he is: fool (
You are a cleptoman fuck.

by Adaniedel:
I worship! Well, why when you drive in 30 degrees of heat in the bus always find some kind of sting that you can see passing through the open hole?!!! to

A guy is a shit... in the office always, when the condie works, there will always be one frost, which the viewers are cold...

(talk about the work)

1 - Fuck the Village
Find out which thread.
You wake up at 5 in the morning.
12 hours or more.
Path to Sleep

2: here before them the unlimited inet will get to fuck they can

<Roy> a girl and a girl. How much you?
<Olka> these questions are not asked to girls
<Olka> and in this tone - it's not beautiful
<Roy> and what tone do you prefer?
<Olka> in a more respectful
<Roy> please let us know your age, dear.
<Roy> dear Olga.
<Olka> for what purpose are you interested, dear?
<Roy> to twist and dismantle. What can be doubts.

Verity: Imagine, I came home today, and the computer was suddenly completely repaired) and the sound is working, and the contact, and the Diablo 3 page, finally, normally displays)) My brother, Leha says, everything itself))
C is crazy))
Q: My grandmother brought me!

I’ve always been surprised at how cleverly the cursor jumps between letters and never encounters them.

XXX is
Go to study. Go to the park at 8)))

YYYY
I want to end without debt.

XXX is
I will not tempt you. Sit there, the botanist. Anyway, the weather is heroic, the beer is not delicious, the park was full.

XXX is
Your teacher is very interesting and exciting.

XXX is
Could I not go too? ?

Frost 16: The evening of the boring dazzler. The holiday is celebrated every Sunday, starting with the last numbers of April and ending with the last numbers of November. This holiday is ancient and dates back to Peter the First, who brought to Russia potatoes, tomatoes, tobacco and German governors. In such days, it is customary to gather with a dull and tired appearance on the platforms of suburban electric cars. And after that, retaining the suffering expression of the face to be filled in these very electricians, to close absolutely all the windows, sweat abundantly, unravel crosswords, smoke in battle-filled tambours, have fun in drunk and tell the neighbors in the store that the cucumbers need to be planted necessarily in the light of the full moon on the third week from the time the May bushes will begin to land on the nearest berries.