0pT1caL: That is, the pipet. Guys are sitting on the shop chewing vodka with juice, there is a mint bean, they quickly catch all their bags with cabbage and run to the dish. Mention them in the race through the speaker: "Stand, I will shoot, TRA-TA-TA-TA!!and "

From Newsru.com:

The Ministry of Defense of Ukraine has classified the date of the Sea Breeze exercises. It will be on July 12th. and rd)

A sharp joke is the crossing of two planes.

It was in the late 1990s, we worked with a friend in the watchdog village.

all kinds of computer sensors served, and since living in the village was

It was very sad to spend the night in a city hotel 40 km away. Driving

Through the taiga on the local asphalt road there is naturally nothing else as

and the road itself, only one reminder in the form of crumbling along the route

of trees. So 40 km turned into 2-3 hours of road every day.

Mothers once again pulled out of our dirt-like dirt and

I noticed that there was something behind the hole.

We went there with the intention to find a mechbase and can pull the car with a tractor.

of the dirt. There was no roof there, but it was abandoned.

The military unit and the hangar were covered upstairs with paper bags that were in them.

It was hard to guess that everything around the hangar turned into a solid cement.

All this farm appeared to have been at least 20-30 years, which was confirmed.

The inscriptions on the cement bags date back to 1956. The thought grows suddenly.

Taking the bag of this incandescent miracle in this hollow headed to

In the car, two stone bags under the wheels and our fields got out of dirt.

Then it was like in a dream, for two days we took these bags with cement from

They were hanged and thrown into mud holes in the most difficult sections of the road. and more

A month on the road carried ballast bags in the car to level up

“Inequality of the road.” In just a month, my friend and I built it.

The 40-kilometer section of the "autobahn" in the taiga.

Do you know why I stopped you?

I exceeded the speed. But you know, officer, it’s a matter of life and

of death.

And more specifically?

A naked woman is waiting for me at home.

and?

And if I come home later than my wife, I’m a corpse!

Do you borrow a few thousand before your salary?
yyy: Lf vj;yj d ghbywbgt
YYY: No, I sit without money myself.

We roll with our wife in the bedroom after a bitter night, later in the morning... Suddenly, in the kitchen, it is not the fork, not the glasses - the march, the cat conducts reconnaissance by battle, which is already punishable! Well, I break up, like "breakfast should be enough for the shell", and I run to the kitchen. Three rooms with a turn. My dog cries:"You catch, catch the dog!" I don’t know what the aunt thought, but when I ran in her eyes was Ahtung, and in her hand was a fork.
c) The Graph

XXX: Where are you, ordinary gamers, before us, the bastards?

Root: Aloha
by admin: KU
Root: as a shell
Admin: Kiev
Root: What is it?
I have not been paying a salary for the third month.
Root: Have you tried it?
Admin: Yes, I can’t take away the second. But who invented it. Here, in short, I have a collection of old original DOSOV toys like Aladin, SEXOLINE, and so on. I will give to the people, and in response whoever can. Well, or even if the money doesn’t give me all the waste of the collection.
root: throw me your collection on the soap and here the details where to send money
Admin: 41001249285918 Yandex Money, R409832674933 WebMoney
Root: get ready, I’ll get you to the tower, maybe it’s better
Admin: I am morally and immorally ready for any number of people to knock in the aska
root: 493-744-848 ask the poor to help him
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Playing classy games

ALF
Soon the end of the world.
Agly
What is the end of the world?
ALF
They say that in eight days some particle accelerator will be launched and if it goes out of control, the earth will break down into atoms.
Agly
You are about the collider.
ALF
Yes Yes
Agly
Fuck all that. We have scheduled the delivery of vodka for a month in advance, so that there will be no end of the world.

He: Here is someone’s relationship built on sex, someone’s on money.
In rare cases, in pure love.
She : and?
He: And you and I, fucking, the relationship is built on the presence of one of us in the presence of hot water!

The Great Hadron Collider was built by the Russians. The idea was Russian.
What did you take?
- Well, the dishes themselves, built for more than 10 years, threatened billions of dollars... and for what? Just to shout at what happens if two particles collide!
and yes. They are Russians.

Dim4a: I wake up in the morning with a terrible badun...In the embrace of O_O!!! I get up, I take the guitar, and I start to play the song of nirvana, which I did not know in life.Ohuevaja!I will be a friend.He stayed overnight with me.I ask: what was it?He: "GY)))and you don't remember?“Thank you, I heard yesterday we drank gin with you in the volume of one liter.When there was a gram so two hundred and twenty,you went, took a notebook, jumped from the injection all the bites “Beasts”, took the guitar we half-day with you and the girls sang all their repertoire.Then you saw it became boring,You took and from one of your mobile phone called the other mobile phone, went to the toilet and about what there was himself talking about for a minute 40.Then to see the money ended, you went out, removed both mobile phones in the refrigerator, went to another room, began to learn the song of Nirvana, imitating not only the vocals of Cobain, and the decanoabels with which Cobain sang.I couldn’t take the guitar away, so I hid you with the guitar and went to bed.”
Dim4a: “How do people look in the eyes?!!!“!”

Burned romance becomes from frequent sitting at the fire.

by Yuri Tatarkin

It’s been a long time ago, I don’t remember the details. I watched the broadcast of

Extreme motorcyclist (by Discovery like). Those who disappear and

They jump through a large number of cars.

He had several unsuccessful falls. Almost nothing remains.

A bone that would not be broken. Not once was

between life and death, but continues to do what he loves. and here

As it argues:

“I like it and I do it. I think if I didn’t need

If I had done this, God would have given me a sign.”

At 20 years old, I want a girl more experienced, 30 years old.

At 40 years old, I want a girl younger, 20 years old.

And at 60 - I want a girl and young and experienced - 40 years old.

I work as a sysadmin and on duty of service I collect traffic statistics (netflow with cisco). After giving in to the advertisement, I installed FireFox 3 to myself and colleagues. The first thing I turned off all updates, left it open on his comp and left for a couple of clocks. When I came - I found that almost 30 meters were downloaded from my Ipišnik, the same situation on all the compass where I put FF3. I think I would not believe anyone if it didn’t happen to my computer. In short, what kind of traffic is it to be lazy - just joke up the entire range of iPishniks from where traffic came from, but wonder other people did not notice this?

Qwe: could you speak English please?
ASD: OK
asd: where is my visit card crazy????!!!! to

Mother told me: She had a friend in her youth, Dima, let’s say. He came to his girlfriend, but she was not at home. He stands in the entrance, drinking a beer from a bottle. An evil neighbor comes out, looks at Dima and says:
What else is this collection?! to
Dima looks at the sides and answers confusedly:
So we gathered...
=) is

[23:58:24] <aZZaRRo> foolish session =(
[23:58:34] <aZZaRRo> are you serving a year or a year and a half?