Wife: I won’t talk to you anymore!
I: for a long time?
Wife: as much as I can!

by Derry

We, the kids, also went to hipster somehow. My friend burned up to get hipster. And they, we know, are rarely found in Siberia, because of the poor feed base, the presence of natural enemies in the person of the endemic Siberian hopper, a short period of persecution, which is possible in the hipster in our area only during the "Week of Polish Cinema". But we decided to try. They took a topman bag, a little berbery and a bunch of fake rabbits. We wandered, walked near the "Artist", but everything was wasted, only once the orange rainbow "Simachev" blinked in the road bushes.

They decided to go home empty-handed, turned into the street and, miraculously, literally hit the prey. It was a three-year-old hipster, he was preparing to put on the onion and didn’t see us. But here is the misfortune, I threw out a bag of cloth, all, until the last vintage socks with deer. My friend fell away, but I showed a cleverness — borrowed from the old lady passing by her very authentic gabardine bag and turned on Dsh! Dsh! on the phone. Everything happened quickly - the hipster as enchanted went to us, apparently intending to put a photo of the sum in the blog, and a friend quickly pressed him with a shirt Stone Island.

A series of photos "the girl and the cat", comments to the one where they read a textbook on matana:
There’s something terrible in this picture...it’s not a normal child, Matt. and an. At this age, it usually looks like an abracadabra.
WOW: Ahhh, and what Cat Matan reads – you’re not confused, is it?

He tried to save a friend who fell into a love mess from ringing:
1 – I can’t understand why you treated her so. Sorry, but softly speaking, she’s not beautiful. Especially when compared to Christina.
2 is good. A bit sentimental, but within the norm. She has a sense of humor.
Full of good women, which is also not uncommon.
2 - Careful... We have a lot of similar tastes, she is also a housewife.
1 - In a couple of years, you will change the name of "carefulness" to "obsession", believe me. And from the fact that she is constantly shaking at home in front of your eyes, you will get sick.
It does not interrupt, does not argue, but first hears, and either agrees, or gives arguments.
1 - "It gives arguments" - and you say that you do not argue.
2 – She likes my mom.
1 is pretending.
2 – She can listen. This is a rare quality for women. She listened carefully to me, whatever I was talking about: about politics, about translations, about work.
1 is here!! We should have started with this!! If she is able to listen to the heresy that you usually carry))) - HOLY WOMAN, shake her leg!

From the pedagogical forum:
I want to share my secret! In order not to get nervous at the lessons and not scream on the students that they are debilitated, I advise to imagine that they are actually debilitated: explain everything in detail and slowly, smile gently at mistakes (debilitated, what is their demand), and consider each correct answer as their own personal feat in the struggle for socialization of children with retarded development!

In drifters, flies are scattered not on the forehead, but on the side glasses.

Shadow: No, you don’t think, the site is wonderful. Recipes are interesting, the girls are very kind, no quarrels, clarification of relationships. And decorated in calm tones, no salad eyes on a pink background. And, of course, I understand that the girls there are from different countries, of different wealth, and used to different products... But every time I come across something like: "First we boil a kiwa", "there will be 4 sheets of rice paper", "1 glass of cleaned and washed masha","added to the marinated bamboo root", "take a dry paprika", "on a heated cage to pour the rice", I feel Yulia Grybkova, whom Alice teaches the subtleties of cooking bramblet:"You take mangosteen, and press it on pear oil".

27.05.09 Anastasia: well) by the way wrote from France I was very surprised!!! I ask if I want a diploma.)
27.05.09 CoolPapa: Say we want! And in the hole!! What conditions are they putting?
27.05.09 Anastasia: They do not have many conditions:
Drawings of the Su-27
The Moscow Underground Government Route
3) and the secret recipe of the elite French cognac which in ros for 120 rubles. Sold by

Morning in Adelaide.
Mom and son go to the beach.
Son: -"Mom buy the chewbacks!"
I am "No! They are dogs!"
Son: - "Mom, you know, I love dogs, buy Chewbacks"

A forum about sex.
Body: My nick 50% of girls read as orgasm, and 50% of guys read as onanism.
These kinds of chats get in the chat. )))

Today I was tested for the first time for prostate...I finally stopped understanding homosexuals...

xxx:you will not tell how to reject the application to friends "in Contact", from the functions only "add" and "leave in subscribers"...
YYY: I wonder...who are you there?
XXX: My Ex
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! to
There is no such button!!! to

The national team of Russia needs a coach like Stalin: they didn’t win gold, so they went to extract it.

A girl worth kissing is not easily kissed
222 How is it translated?
A girl standing kissing is not so easy to kiss.
A girl worthy of a kiss is not easy to kiss.
A girl worthy of a kiss is not so easy to kiss! It is ?
Zzzz: I want the one that breaks.

c) Chadic

About the Ugly Girls:
- And if the girl is fat, then directly each fold emits sexual fluids.And if lean, then through her stomach you can touch her penis.

0 - O

and Germany. I sit on the exam, I understand that I came in vain, I call the supervisor and I say that I am not ready and I will come to take in the next semester. She was so well understood, Kiev.

I: and let's do it as if I wasn't here today at all, there is no docent... because to give and transfer different things, well, you understand...
She (strangely looking at me): Is this corruption for beginners?

XHH: to the word about dentists, the case recalled)
M to M?
I stand in front of the entrance to the dentistry, a guy comes out there and talks on the phone:" I go out of the dentistry... NOT RJI!.." )))))

The motto: “In the forest, they say, the chromed foxes appeared again...” At the same time, of course, it would still be good to bring the passing person into the palm of a pre-prepared flashlight with a list of surnames (preferably Latvian) and a piece of video recording, in which some person greedy eats Korean carrots.

Password has changed. And if you, creature, tell it to somebody again, you will rot the rest of your life in the mines of Satumbria!

Shortness is the sister of talent in literature and the sister of the swallow in sex.

Conversation on the network:
Have you changed jobs? And how?
A full zoo.
Is it so bad?
- No, just the director's surname is Bykov, his deputy - Sinitsyn, accountants - Zhukov, Voronov, Zaitsev and a man from the IT department with the name Belokon. And I am Kotovsky. I was told, “Welcome to our zoo.”