Damn, there is little space on the screw... You have to find a girl and scratch porn.

The article:
Beam Robots: Interview with Mark Tilden
To the question: "And what do you think of such a terrifying aspect of the problem, like the creation of machine-like things? For example, as in the movie "Terminator", where machines fight people, he replied:
Believe me, no matter how intelligent we make our machines, we don’t have to worry that our toaster, for example, makes plans against us. If, of course, this is not the creation of Microsoft"

and all. Everyone has a Firefox search for Yandex. Your mission is over, fly back, fucking aliens!! to

What would you think of finding in the folder "My Documents" on the working computer of a very serious person in the sub folder "Science" a file with the name "Science.ppt"? :D

That this was a presentation, was clear immediately, but what? and :)

It was about WinCC... :(

I work as an admin, there are no windows on the server. Connected to the video surveillance server and there on the external cameras flashes and points like in the stalker when you enter the radiation. My heart broke furiously. I ran out on the street and it was rainy!

nihil - the revelation of a familiar proverb: "A dead gastarbayter in the foundation fits much better than in the reporting."

Partoss: two blondes are sitting on the stairs, smoking, each of them holds a cigarette in one hand of the interlocutor and let each other at the same time stretch. "what do you do?"-I ask, the answer broke me: "We have nail painted, we can’t hold cigarettes"

My colleague, an avid cyclist, seriously injured his leg. He tried to circumvent a guy at high speed and failed to handle the control. To all the questions “what happened” he replied unambiguously: “The guy went around.” The following dialogue took place between 20 participants:

What happened?
The boy went around.
Did the unemployed get caught?

aJah ‎(17:12):
They want to remove me.
Mr Duke ‎(17:14):
Have you heard of me by chance?? to
aJah ‎(17:15)
They are silent, like you are there by rumors.
Mr Duke is:
I want to knock them on the table.
Mr Duke is:
Are you with me?
AJAH :
Yes the leader!
Mr Duke is:
Will we knock together or each of us?? to

I talk to a friend on Skype. I wanted a coffee and not to interrupt the conversation I take a notebook and go to the kitchen. My wife, when I pass by her with a note and continue to talk, gives
The cell phone!! to

A child of 1.5 years was brought to the party. They sit at the table, try to snoop, eat and that and that. The child carefully takes food in his hands (a long orange, a piece of apple), puts it in his mouth, closes it and, not chewing or swallowing, confusedly looks at others. I show with all my strength how to chew. The child looks at me carefully, for a long time, then pulls food out of his mouth and compassionately stretches me :)

This is when New Folder (42) is on the desktop.

If a woman is surrounded by a crowd of men, it means that no one needs her.

c) Peterburger

Friday evening, I come home, I get out of the car, I suck the GPS navigator in the

The pocket was left in the car...

I go into the entrance, with the drunken youth I get into the elevator.

The guys discuss something fun, press the button, the elevator closes and

It touches me, it notices me:

What floor do you have?

And in response from the inside of my jacket GPS electronic voice and reports:

Communication with satellites is lost.



The guys trembled for a moment.

I borrowed money from a friend for plastic surgery, now I can't find it.

(The Kurman)

She: How do you think a girl can be a good friend for...approximately 5 guys in the same company?

On the turn? Or... a group?

<BATMEN> by orth some movie about programmers-children-debils
<BATMEN> they are already what series in cmd programming
<BATMEN> "bessic and fortran" - one oret
<quarter> ))
<BATMEN> other orets, "yes no, rare cooler"

*Announcement of acceptance as network administrator of one of the Peter’s providers*

Position: Network Administrator
Gender: male
Employment: Full-time
The Requirements:
Experience with local Ethernet networks
Absence of fear of electricity
- Precautionary

<x> please help me!
<ash2k> what is it?
<x> I need to host a website where to download it???? to
<ash2k> what is it?
<x> website
<x> I have already jumped the forum
<x> and set up!

LenIVEc _ (16:58:35 2/07/2008)
Oh you, what a beauty! Is this a photo of your doctor?

Meryk (16:59:18 2/07/2008)
No..)) I was born in March..)) We still have swarms then usually lie, or even melt.))))

Last year, it was my brother’s wedding.

LenIVEc _ (16:59:40 2/07/2008)
Have you been a witness?

Meryk (17:00:14 2/07/2008)
I was the happiest person: the sister who got rid of my brother legally. ?