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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №67043
 15.07.2012
Discuss the same law in the Hebrew:

xxx: Let’s say I’m a vicious suicide instructor and also a combined promoter of drug addiction and child pornography.
yyy: >>Let’s say I’m a vicious suicide instructor
Look, I’m showing you for the last time! and and "

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №67042
 15.07.2012
Russia is a country of opportunity.
Just a funny case happened to me: I get a certificate in GIBDD that I don’t have a car in possession and it turns out the surprising fact that I have the rights. This surprised me and the employee who issued me a certificate. They started checking out what year I had a fine and so I found myself in their base, but since they had a system, the computer issued me off-site rights. The penalty was paid when he crossed the road in the wrong place. So I got a fine of 200 rubles and the right to give what I would violate, but not on foot...))

[ + 58 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67041
 15.07.2012
World of Tanks:

xxx: pl, I have less percentage of wins than solo when I play a squad.
Yyy: Stop playing with the bastards in the squad
Divorce: This is how she...

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №67040
 15.07.2012
Denis
Do you know Yuki? :)

Kissy
She is May’s friend.

Denis
Through O

Kissy
Well come out.

Denis
Through and

Kissy
What you will get now.

Denis
Through E

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №67039
 15.07.2012
In order to inform the people of the future... there are no reliable carriers of information at the disposal of modern nuclear waste recyclers... A sapphire disc capable of serving a million years is being tested.

Anpu: In general, it’s a bit of a bit.
For archaeologists of the distant future, it is not necessary to make discs with messages, but a clever system of traps.
Have you watched Indiana Jones?

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67038
 15.07.2012
Beautiful elf: I wanted a cake today. There is no reason. I say to my husband: "Now let's see, maybe we will find the day of taking the Bastille, then you will go after the cake and mark it."
Opening - and today is really the day of taking the Bastille :) It should be, almost in vain :)

[ + 30 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67037
 15.07.2012
It is a pity that there are almost no adequate people in this zoo Soon it will be embarrassing to admit that sometimes you come here for old memory.

There are adequate people. They did not share anywhere. We look, read, observe and put shortcomings.)
Somebody has to moderate this whole thing.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №67036
 15.07.2012
I saw a stunning car today - he had a capital insert on the entire driver's door, and on the top of the insert a marker was drawn from an army shoe and it was written: "Chuck Norris."

[ + 12 - ] Comment quote №67035
 15.07.2012
There are far more people who rewrite history than they write history.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №67034
 15.07.2012
I feel an idiot. All my life I laughed first on my mother and sister, then on my wife, that they were not able to determine exactly how much filling a cake needed, always remains superfluous, and I have something to feed while baking in the oven. Female eye measurement, irrational use of products, etc. Only yesterday accidentally heard how the wife teaches the daughter: "Make more stuff, Daddy loves to eat it just like that, always with a spoonful ready to serve."

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №67033
 15.07.2012
The real holiday is when you buy shorts and pancakes, not new wallpapers and laminates.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №67032
 15.07.2012
I prepared soup. While her husband was sleeping, she decided to cool it quickly so that it could be removed from the refrigerator. She went to the bath, picked up cold water in the basin, put a pot with soup. Her husband wakes up. I ask: Will you eat? and AGA. Well, I take a bowl, a plate and go to the bath (and now I have to note that the bath is combined with the toilet), I pour soup. I should have seen my husband’s eyes when I came out of the toilet with a full plate. Question: What did you get out of the toilet? I was expecting :)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №67031
 15.07.2012
Two girls discuss the fermentation of teas

Xxx: Sometimes there is a desire to sleep in an embrace with an encyclopedia!
Yyy: There are erudited boys for that.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №67030
 15.07.2012
See also Tech Support. The trubble comes when a child plays online games - the internet flies out. I sent the brigade, checked, everything is okay. After a while, another application for the same, and two more followed by it. All with the same content. The partner has been patient for a long time, but even the nerves of the techopom are not of steel. Closed application with resolution "Problem with client child, if possible replace the child". While they are silent...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №67029
 15.07.2012
– Hey, you’re so sexy, have you ever been with a black guy?
- Yes, shit, look at my collection of white caps with slides.

[ + 17 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67028
 15.07.2012
Interested, and this one I give girls flowers just to make her pleasant, and not to "draw her fucking?" fucking some kind of...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №67027
 15.07.2012
I smoke on the balcony, I hear the talk of the guys at the bottom of the ear, they gather somewhere on the way. And here is the phrase after which I was halved:
You are not afraid, you are twice overwhelmed.
It is :)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №67026
 15.07.2012
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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №67025
 15.07.2012
...but only as long as you have one sexas in your head, and as you grow up, you want warmth around, care. Just somebody is already 20 men, and somebody is 50 boys, whose tail rules a dog.

Man, what are you doing? Here students sit and you write clever things! Do you want them to become intelligent and live properly?And then apocalypse, hell of fire, the sky on earth will fall, you? Do you need it? ?

[ + 14 - ] [14 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67024
 15.07.2012
You know that the whole army of Alexander the Macedonian was made up of p**s.
I will tell you, our army is not far behind the Macedonian army.

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