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[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №7637
 10.07.2008
Dear readers of Bora!
We missed the seventh flower. Searched in Google and even a new Firefox with a search from Yandex, there are no results.
If you do not help find it, we will postpone the collider’s launch.
FSB of Russia

PS For Bilan - sorry, the leopard itself went off...

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №7636
 10.07.2008
Comment on the article "How gases are formed in the intestines or 20 modest questions about puck"

Victim of gases (guest)
I wake up at night in a cold sweat, I hear the loud roar of her anus and I imagine the deadly gases like a poisonous cloud leaking through the gap in the door right into my room, and from there through the nostrils IN MY SOUL!!! I am an unhappy person, I lack the moral strength to kill my dog. I tried to talk to her, nothing went well. One day I glued her anus while she was asleep, but in the morning she bit me for it...How can I live? The worst thing about myself is that I started cuddling before I went to bed because of the fear of being a dog... I hate myself and my dog.

But thanks to the author of the article, I finally found peace. The fact is that my dog always loved eating apples for dinner and then doing THIS all night. Now I give the dog apples in the morning, simultaneously opening all the windows in the apartment. When I come in, I only smell the spring, and at night I sleep peacefully. My dog is no longer angry with me because I call her a “perdote and dumb pig,” my life is beginning to get a shade of childlike joy.
thank you!! to

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №7635
 10.07.2008
Looking for a song..I killed the text "I don't know what to do with this trouble"

The first result in greasy:

Disruption of erection?

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №7634
 10.07.2008
I’m going to go to the bulgary,....gru GM; GM- our bulgary, Galina Mikhailovna 60+ years)))"let’s put the account out!",and she’s so hardened,grit:"Well, it’s time to go?",I’m grit:"Yes".
she closes the window and her porn goes out,....she is so demonstrably"hm..............porno is what............!" and doesn’t close it, and it WORDS....

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №7633
 10.07.2008
How about Hikari?
Payment is yes.
Hikari what?? to
I had to answer something.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №7632
 10.07.2008
XXX: I slept in my arms with a cushion.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: in general, it all started yesterday.. well, I was wearing all day there and here, there were so many things, I went to bed early and I didn't go to the inets accordingly. and accordingly that the launch was postponed I did not know... at night I wake up from flashes of light right in the window, until my eyes become blind. The first thought: they launched it! I ran for a bowl to the kitchen to protect myself from crabs) and in general I stand on the balcony with a bowl, looking through the eyes of a herd of crabs) (flakes somewhere every 10-15 seconds). And I get a frightening thought: what if it all disappeared somewhere? Well, and so quickly I go out to the internet to read about the end of the world and read that the collider will launch in August.. the heart so immediately relieved and I with a calm thought that it is only aliens I go to sleep) bowl naturally with me)))
YYY: Copec...what were the blasts?
XXX: The storm has begun.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №7631
 10.07.2008
Transmission on TV about various emergencies, says an employee of the IMD:
There was a collision of two vehicles, which led to an explosion (pause) eээ on the sidelines found body stops (pause seconds 3, eyes ran, you can see what was strained - he thinks)....ээээ...and this is what they told us.
Next video where an eyewitness describes the situation)))))

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №7630
 10.07.2008
From Wikimedia:

Cottage village of Wiesendorf.
Home for Austrian projects.
developed infrastructure.

The commentary:
As a resident of the town, I can say. That in general, this whole slope was formed as a result of the unsuccessful launch of the S25 missile. The whole grassland is a place contaminated with an asymmetric dimethylhydrazine (heptyl - a component of a highly boiling rocket fuel). All the trees in the infected area just disappeared.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №7629
 10.07.2008
I stood in the morning waiting for the hospital to be opened... and here look, the grandmother came out of the window... then I see - a pigeon drives away from the carniss with a rod... a puddle is poured out of the carniss... it flies... the pigeons are flying...... HERAK! with a goat’s stick... again...HERAC! Could he train?

She eats them stupidly along the way.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №7628
 10.07.2008
We sit with a friend, eat and drink. I give him a sauce, and he looks at the sauce with suspicion. and pause. Getting the pasta. and pause.
Will nothing happen to me?
You will become an alcoholic. The sauce has nothing to do with it.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №7627
 10.07.2008
XXX is cold.
XXX: only 54 shows...
The day was 55

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №7626
 10.07.2008

Wasabi (20:35:30 7/07/2008)
Borscht is like peelmen, only pieces smaller and different, border or red color.

Rome (20:36:22 7/07/2008)
With the test?

Wasabi (20:39:54 7/07/2008)
Do you know what Testo is?

Rome (20:40:27 7/07/2008)
It grows on peeling meat.

[ + 111 - ] Comment quote №7625
 10.07.2008
You are finite fools, who spend time on a shit comp and at the same time also be proud, I read some other nonsense from the base about the admins, that they belong to their number. Your life is not interesting, you are doing the same thing... no experience, no prospects... Look around idiots.

This is a website for admin and programmers. And they write all kinds of funny things here, usually about the youths. Thus e. of Daoons like you. But you don’t understand it, because it’s not your IQ. Therefore, you should read fishki or anekdotov.net. In the shadow of a hat.

Plus, I forgive you...

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №7624
 10.07.2008
This is the Nikon D700. There is Wi-Fi and a 640x480 display. The first commentators did not begin to discuss the characteristics, but began to think about how to put the line there.

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №7623
 10.07.2008
ADM: Now you just have to marry my brain!!! to

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №7622
 09.07.2008
Bite the secretary. He said that in the full moon she would be a Sisadmin.
I was really scared)

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №7621
 09.07.2008
Transilvania is at work in a dilemma. How to name a child if the paternity is Ajasovna (Ajasovich)?

Stenly name the child Hu

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №7620
 09.07.2008
The HeavenLion:
> It turns out, 74.55.2.115 (properly tower) racked up in Houston.
>Interestingly, when it falls, the odmines don’t ring and scream "Houston, we’re in trouble!and "

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №7619
 09.07.2008
Horoscope for July 7-13:
The Lion. The week is favorable for developing the talents laid in you from birth. So that the inspiration does not leave you, be more in the fresh air, breathe the scents of autumn and enjoy the beauty of the dimming nature. and etc. O_O

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №7618
 09.07.2008
> Sometimes I feel like I’m a Druid =(
< in the meaning?
> They also talked to trees

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