Has anyone left the cakes on the bench?
Do you understand what this means?
Flower flowers exist!

xxx:I and my boyfriend, we don't like social, sex, a lot of sex and borsches.

Review of the Indian Horror Film Ghost.
X: I can’t stand it! Dance for 20 minutes!
We are on the 10th.

There is nothing more pleasant than to hear in Western Europe a native and slightly dissatisfied "just, crazy, a moment"

Beautiful is far from being terrible close.

They told the story that happened 15 years ago, also in a hot July.

The director of the Palnikov psychinternat went to Maysky near Krasnokamsk for a pork unit to buy pigs for the internat - to feed the psyches.
I took an enclosure with me. They go to Nivea.

While the director walked, picked pigs, the farmer ate with familiar pig farmers in the slum.
Four pigs in two boxes. One in the luggage compartment, the other in the rear seat.
The drunk man is sitting in front of him, sleeping.
They go. The overseer rolls around the cabin, preventing the director from driving the car. He wanted to attach him, but he was thick, the belt was lacking. The director thought, got the pharmacy box, pulled a roll out of it and wrapped the wardrobe to the seat.

Close to the Stone Bridge. It was still narrow there. The cars barely float. In addition, the pigs got out of the boxes, ran, collapsed in the "Niva". There is nowhere to stop, hot, drunk snoring.

Haishnik brakes at the post at the bridge: "Your documents" and looks at the housing attached to the plaster. The face becomes confused.
You are who? He asks the director.
The one with anger says, “I am the fool’s director!!!”
At this time from the rear seat to the front driver's over the shoulder of the director comes out a pig face and whispers.

Haishnik, without looking at the documents, gives them back and says, "Happy journey!"

The re-success of the MMM proves that the main Russian trouble is still not roads.

DoveKill: At first I wanted to pathetically ask, “And you, 60 heads, couldn’t disable these little things!” but while you answered, I had time to smoke and you better say, “How many feet has a chin?”

Lorraine: If I ever become a superhero, I will be a woman – a panda that mercilessly conquers the enemies with its elegant bluishes around the eyes, not leaving the opponents even a chance to win: they come to fight and I sleep. an inevitable ton of plush carelessness in the name of goodness and justice.

A: At the time of falling into the black hole, everything should be fine. You just get into singularity after the end of time.
BBB: I’m nervous about singularities
WSJ: I am in trouble

Olga
Advertising on the website: "How to keep a man for a lifetime! It will only take 5 minutes or 12 words!"
5 minutes to say 12 words. Or is it only for Estonian girls?

Lisa
They just forgot to mention a formalin bath in which it would have to be tempted by 12 words and held (until completely disconnected) for 5 minutes.

XXX: The proximity of Silicon Valley is felt. A strip bar waitress studies Java.

Andrei
...apartment, car, interesting job, holiness! short life has just begun

Antony
Single room on the outskirts of the village, six, a truck?

Well, consider the Hindus do not take anything else - karma is corrupted
They believe that in the next life they will be paid for it.
They have the wheel of Sansa.
XXX: Man is reincarnated many times
I took an iPhone and became it, even a stone.
Yyy: What if you fold the camera in a woman’s shower?
XXX is genius

The Queen of Shopping:
" by Katya She is 26. I recently arrived in Moscow. She wants fame and wealth. He dreams of meeting a wealthy prince."
No, these are not people, they are some other kind.
But if someone specifically breeds them in such a quantity, then WHY?!? to

The head hurts (
Yyy: Ghostly Pain
XXX: Go to the fuck!

and Olya! You are the mother of three children! Why can’t you make cheese?? to
That’s why I can make kids.

to post

''Well, once everybody started to remember
The girls moved, I moved my five.
The Golden Docks.
...
by Zy. Those who say that s
It is unbearable for girls to live
Brain, brain and so on. Do not lead
Respect yourself as fools.
And you will be respected in response.
How many examples saw a man
It’s not right, but it’s crazy, and
The guilty makes her. Of course, she is in
The answer will be piling. First the truth.
It will be hard if you get used to living.
One and nothing to deny. by V
Something has to change habits.
Adjust yourself, think so.
She also lives a lot alone.
Comfort, she also hurts herself.
To be with you. Change yourself and
Do not try to change each other.
Heroes are not bad, too.
As long as you have a sequel in your head,
When you grow up, you want warmth.
Close to care. Someone is at 20.
A man and a man in 50 and a man in 50
The tail of a dog. and #039; and #039;

Well, if anyone says that thing, thank you, maybe other men / guys, after reading this, at least think about it!

In the shells:
I should have gotten a guitar.
Wife: I told you!
I am : yes? I do not remember
You were not at home.

[22:42:43] xxx: Surprisingly how clearly I express my thoughts to a drunk... I need to read it again tomorrow