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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №7657
 10.07.2008
When you look at the scattered files and see
The music is only a chanson and gigabytes of red, then you understand that what you need can lie in that folder called "Huйня".

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №7656
 10.07.2008
xxx: here we at some time to draw the drawing took 0.5 and 0.7
Is it liters? What is?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh The millimeters were like this.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №7655
 10.07.2008
You didn’t send me pictures of the beach.
I rarely use soap once a month.
Do you not wash the shell?
I smell like ept.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №7654
 10.07.2008
<stream_h> saxofied billing telecom again burned off
<stream_h> what do you think if the rate is 100 rubles a month, and put 500 rubles, how much will remain on the account in three months?
<stream_h> answer on telecom - 199 rubles 99 copies

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №7653
 10.07.2008
Issue:......................................................
YYY: Where is Pacman when it is so needed?! to

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №7652
 10.07.2008
From the forum:

MashA_91: Fuck, I am sorry for my boyfriend (((

Alex: What about him?

MashA: Parents don’t like it, and they’re gently speaking against our relationship.

Alex: Well, what is the problem?

MashA: They take me to the gynecologist once a week, the KGB controls the extent of the relationship...you know my dad, if anything - the knots to the guy(((

Alex: MDA...

A gynecologist is not a dentist.

MashA: Eth, what are you doing???? to

He does not check his mouth.

Oh sorry, sorry Masha...

Alex: by Patch


[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №7651
 10.07.2008
Crying...
From Banner:
The New Year 2008. Strong as steel.
Is it just as hard?
Reliable as Chinese condoms.
Technology as accounts

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №7650
 10.07.2008
We had a granddaughter in the universe named Cush. It would be nothing, but her name was Galina Vasilievna. It was written on the dean's sign: Dean of G. V.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №7649
 10.07.2008
<LoveSex> People Advice A Good Movie Watch
<GekFin> try Takeshi Almadovar's movie titled "Little Letters"
<LoveSex> GekFin: thanks

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №7648
 10.07.2008
A girl left a guy.
Are you offended by me?
He is not, I am confused.
She is that?
He is in mindfulness, in misunderstanding, in
She is in connection with what?
The war in Iraq, fucking.

PositiveDork (C)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №7647
 10.07.2008
Mr, speaking the queries of the word "businassman" are now breaking records, thanks to the quote from Bash)) so stupid that the search gives news about this event))

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №7646
 10.07.2008
My favourite child has arrived :)
See also: mrrr
Iroglif: Fuck him?
TFU on you.
Iroglif: What about the thief?
Q: Send you a rubber grandmother, or will you finally find someone alive there?
Is the boy the favorite? Do you like?
He is stupid :) He’s just beautiful :)
I do not offer you a crossword with him!! to

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №7645
 10.07.2008
Just repaired the printer in accounting again by the method of "imposing hands" and learned from accountants that "he from Exel is harder to print, there is still a need to count, therefore longer..."

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №7644
 10.07.2008
It is easier:
Click the shift, then on + above the quote.
Then you press the shift, run and beat your head at the nearest wall.This is the easiest way to get rid of all the bugs on your computer! and ;-)

(c) the
oxygen
Exactly! The main thing is not to forget to take the computer with you, then 100% of the bugs will disappear...))))))))))))

oxygen

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №7643
 10.07.2008
The New! Diablo 3 for Wii!

Now, to hit once, you will need to remove a whip. Who passes the game will look more cool than any bodybuilder

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №7642
 10.07.2008
One of our users had to contact me so often for work that he had to give him his ask.
He suddenly writes today:
I bought my daughter’s phone, she doesn’t see the USB port.
Welcome to the free technical support service all over the world. Answers immediately appeared in my head:
I sympathize.
It wasn’t me, I didn’t touch it.
Change the daughter.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №7641
 10.07.2008
- Yes, I, if you want to know, came to Moscow by bus from Penza!! to
- O_O
What is weak?
You have a big mouth... lol ?
I just described myself as an autostop.
Better a bitter truth than a sweet bad thing ?
She is not so bitter!
It’s the second time I’m out ?)))))))))))))))))))
Fuck it...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №7640
 10.07.2008
In business, like in boxing, the most important thing is not success, but how much you can.

to persist.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №7639
 10.07.2008
A small preface: when you play chess, you need the same thing.

Take the figures and press the clock. If you are playing flash

Very little time, so you have to do it very quickly. if is

two experienced chess players play, and the shooter has already hanged, then the hand movements

It becomes very fast and a person who is unfamiliar with chess seems to be

There is some kind of chaotic magic happening, and it is hard to believe that

people make some meaningful moves (hands only melt and knock on

2 or 3 times per second.



Well, and now the story itself: as a child, I was fascinated by handball, yes.

At the age of 15 he fulfilled the regulations of the CMC. Physically it was not bad.

is prepared. But especially well, despite the hassle, I always managed.

fighting on arms, in the so-called "arm-restling"

Throw, or what I guessed when I was a child, how correct

I struggled, but even the adult men were few who could pull with me.

Later, in studenthood repeatedly won various local tournaments.

The fact that I am long and thin has often misled opponents.

It is ;)

And in that summer, it was only three weeks on the collection, and all the rest of the time.

There was nothing to do and they played chess in the courtyard. Then decided

Go to the city club, and by the end of the summer it is all free time.

held in this club (good to the beginning of winter chess "released").



In general, on one of the hot summer days we sit and break up in the club.

The above method in blitz. There are a few “men” here. and

begins to stumble over the young chess players (and the contingent,

Remember, 90% of these are glasses and pants, as my wife says, typical.

“Sit here, you wipe your trousers, better go, yes.

Should the tournament be turned, the giraffes pulled? ha ha ha ha...” and so on.



I listened to this case, listened, and offered to fight on my hands.

(The boys were a little bit older and obviously didn't expect it.)

“... ha – let’s!”

We sit down, clamp our arms, lightning movement, I won. go again

Give it. The result is the same. He speaks sharply, shakes slowly,

Give it. Slowly turn his hand. Others also tried to take revenge.

The result is the same, one like a hand even pulled out a little - strongly.

He was tired with his sting.

They stand, their hands rub. The situation clearly went beyond their understanding.

They say, “How are you?”

I, good soul, point to the people who are crushed in the flash, saying:

“While you break into the flash, your hands know how to swing! ...” Pro is

My kms on handball and daily exercises with hats I'm right

I forgot to mention :)

They watched the chess players for half an hour. HOTELS

Probably "pumping" behind the chess board, but to see such an exercise

It seemed too “heavy.” never decided. And in vain!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №7638
 10.07.2008
The motto of our state: if corruption is not defeated, it must be defeated.

Organize and lead.

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