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Dialogue between father and daughter aged 8-9
by p. We caught the duck in the nest, there were eggs, we took the eggs and roasted them.
D is “You imagine the duck sitting down and tearing, and you came and took the eggs!

I bought a car in Ashan yesterday. Small from the smoker.
The literal instructions:

Compact air compressor "For CAR"
The product is NOT intended for pumping car tires (For CAR!!!!!)
No gabarit lights, not used as a vehicle.

That’s why I love Wikipedia.
dmg: I sit reading articles about all kinds of exotic things, I sit with a serious face, I try to understand something.
dmg: read to the article "Krotovina...
dmg: A passing intra-world crochet hole gives a hypothetical possibility of time travel if, for example, one of its entrances moves relative to the other, or if it is in a strong gravitational field where the course of time slows. The entire population of the Nizhny Novgorod region is waiting for the Volga Telecom office to get into such a ass."

A call to the hotel. Client, C-Customer is accepted:
c: good morning, hotel """""""""" I listen to you...
Responding with such a voice
Q: Is this a zoo?
C is no. This is the hotel """""".
Q: Are you sure?
Q: How do you tell...

We have 4 people in the family.
On the other day "take" came two more people.
Dialogue in the room:
Grandma: I can cook some mushrooms for tomorrow... Mom: in the sense of some? we have become too many, you want to break the rows?and :)

studently
Well, it’s hard... But let’s meet a bunch of jumping elephants.
Bloody
How much is a box, say you?

The situation is vital. My younger sister has a birthday. Quiet family dinner at the restaurant. At first, the conversation did not carry a semantic load, and then a dispute began who the first fate will punish by marriage. After a long quarrel, the sister issued a sentence:
I am the youngest, the ugly one to go to hell!
The father looks sadly out the window, smokes a cigarette and quietly cries:
Dad, you’ve been in hell for 28 years.

I seem to be getting older...I begin to understand why the Mermaid so wanted her legs...

Dogge: When you grow up, you will understand why you wanted to scare Moscow

Dialogue in the bus, 2 girls:
Do you know what applause means?! to
and Nea. What about CHO?
When my husband ends up, he says so.

Provocator
The first time I had sex with three - you, me and the cat bite the leg
ice
How about the group? :D
Provocator
OK, but the cat is still unskilled.
ice
I am upset :D

[23-02] HHHH: to twimate... what is this!!...
[23-05] I knew it would end.
[23-06] xxxh: took a deep breath... started again...
[23-16] WOW: The lac has broken up?
Q: Do you understand the language of women?

Dacia is a marketing manager.

0:47:29 daria: grinding, I set the route
0:47:29 daria: routing prescribe
0:48:10 daria: nod download updates can not
0:47:41 saltanov: o_O
0:48:50 daria: well a hole, life forced
0:49:17 daria: so interesting
0:50:46 daria: I want to be technical
0:50:59 daria: will you take to your trainees?
0:54:13 saltanov: if you can throw through SSH local proxy - I will take
1:32:31 daria: putty.exe -L 8080:127.0.1:80 daria@<domainnamewashere>.ru
1:33:11 saltanov: yeee... jump you want money?

XXX is Hi! How is it? (By the way, I would like to note that the above phrase is not a fucking desire to write a banal shit and get the status of an honorable blonde, as well as not expecting to get in response "normal" and be listed in the list of the blind or simply be a fool, in no way, it is just the first step for the final reduction of our dialogue to the proposal "Do you want to go drink a beer now?")))
YYY: Go to fuck with your spam, we’ve done it!! to
XXX is OK
YYY: Oh no, stand up!! to
YYY: Stay the fuck!! to
YYY: here I am bad ((

I explained to my little sister that eating a single sandwich with raw sausage has a bad effect on the figure. I wanted to show someone fat. In Yandex "the thick aunt" The first reference, titled "RBBW - 3 - 2005 - Totalitarian sect Church of Tolstoy Teti" pleased =)

WallaWalla: Hear, and why you were nicknamed Berzerk, you are not a bullshit like they are.

DeeryJubble: Yes, there’s another story. When I rolled with my broken right hand, it was necessary to do a nepheg, just look at the telephone and battle in the net. I learned to use my left hand very well. And I was so accustomed to having two mice at home: one on the right of the key, G5, for toys, and the other - wireless, under my left hand, for work and inite. This is when I come home to whistle - everyone immediately whistles the type of you what, two mice whistle O_o Here is from here and Berzerk went, they are the type of wrestling fighters...

xxx: Fuck, just the girl offended me :( I was purely mechanically asked: "Sun, you love me", sitting behind the comp, replied:"Lost"...

HHH
A real joke about me.
Yesterday I poured a bit of coffee on my laptop, it wrapped, whipped, I switched it off, so that I could sweat...I think it was probably a pepper comp. Closer to the evening - Working became faster.
WOWU
Woke up...

Another super new bag is opened!

Select the 6th quote of the top of the abyss (the exact 6th, not working with the others) and press the reset button!
0 0 0

From the topic "UFO and all that"

SUSLIK: Who has seen it?Let's share the impressions.I've been in the country, for example, last summer, a kind of hill behind the clouds after midnight all the time shimmered into the sky.

Nekrasich: This is the moon

L (12:11:08 7/07/2008)
I met a guy. The boy was morally dissolved, immediately offered to the mini-hotel to fuck
I insulted him, in retaliation at night from the Pt on the SB walked him through the night town. Photographed the dawn, drowned on the water, pissed in the car. Everything as needed
What do you think? Now offer to meet for coffee, drink, walk.
About the mini-hotel - no goo
L (12:11:50 7/07/2008)
I said to him, “Did you say something about fucking?”
Injured...
V (12:14:24 7/07/2008)
Could he drink coffee for revenge?
Shouldn’t I hurt you? ?
L (12:14:59 7/07/2008)
I thought the first time we would walk for decency, and then all that.
L (12:15:09 7/07/2008)
And all this has gone into being...
V (12:15:11 7/07/2008)
You remember the story.)
L (12:15:18 7/07/2008)
Which one?
V(12:15:59 7/07/2008)
that a girl goes with a guy to a cinema-café to find out if she should go to bed,
And the guy pulls the girl into bed to find out if it is worth driving her through cafes-theaters-cinemas, etc.
L (12:16:40 7/07/2008)
I made him a girl...
L (12:16:46 7/07/2008)
Forcibly and without drugs.