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[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №67123
 17.07.2012
He told me that he and his wife hadn’t been well for a long time.

How do you imagine it differently? "I and my wife, by the way, are okay, but I don’t mind fucking you too"?? to

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №67122
 17.07.2012
I have a fellow one for the purpose of studying English read the specification of 386th 2 volumes of 600 pages, says the first 300 pages was hard :)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №67121
 17.07.2012
My grandmother gave me today.
Going into the chest to the chickens, I at this time peel the raspberries. He said, “Oh chicken, are you dead?
The whole shit went to hell. :D

[ + 56 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67120
 17.07.2012
Photo by Pamela Anderson:
Anonymous
I would blow.
Anonymous
Oh, and I would beat it...
Anonymous
And I would knock...
Sergius
If everyone blows, there will be a storm. – Mao Zedong

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №67119
 17.07.2012
We play a table game, one of the teams came up with the task: by drawing to try to show the other members of the team the word "greening". You can’t talk/show and so on. Well, a friend is drawing trees there, grass, painting, but the time is over and the team has not had time to guess what was on the drawing. They ask, mol, what is it? The greenness! After that, the most epic phrase was heard - Why didn't you paint a hammer!? to

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №67118
 17.07.2012
I ate a piece of tooth.
You have a real chance to bite your ass.

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67117
 17.07.2012
[12:20:43] Stee1: I have already decided that I will go to parental meetings when the spinoffs appear
[12:20:58] Stee1: How can you miss an opportunity to troll teachers?
Mr. Garrett: I presented a collection of 25 ducks like you and me
[12:21:22] Stee1: (rofl)
[12:21:24] Mr Garrett: The meeting will be disrupted
[12:21:30] Stee1: with teacher facebook
Mr Garrett: Listen to me
[12:21:55] Mr. Garrett: but a child should be born at least for the sake of the school.

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67116
 17.07.2012
XXX: That was nonsense, it was a more obscene case.
XXX with my wife.
XXX: I work somehow, nothing predicts trouble
xxx: there is a phone call, and on the other side is wild hysteria, crying... tears.
XXX: I call, I call and I call. So once 10
xxx: called, in response: we are getting divorced. I am (in confusion) from the fucking?
Wife: You brought a blonde home and betrayed me with her
X: Do you have such guesses? (I have never changed my wife)
Wife: I found a long white hair on your trousers on the loggia
XXX: I: in the wilderness: and what? The wind could take from the neighbors, and not much more. I go.
XXX: Coming, reassuring... I look at the thing-doc
xxx: and this is a crazy pack, which a whole bunch on the occasion of the repair lay on the loggia. From the wind, the fiber picked up and clung to the cowboys who dried up.
That’s what it’s like, baby!

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №67115
 17.07.2012
There was a little rain all day. The club near New Glockenshire on that day was not entirely crowded. And from where? I don’t play cricket today, the grass is completely broken. The lobby is missing. A sleepy bartender lazyly poured the Scotch into the glasses of two elderly gentlemen.

Sir John, can we fuck the little one?
Not the time, Duke Humbert. Not the time. Let’s keep writing Wikipedia. Small for the evening. I just had to find a heroin recipe for suicides.

Humbert drank Scotch and left the club. It dimmed. It was July 9, 2012. Nothing has predicted trouble.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №67114
 17.07.2012
Prepare for Ride. There is a discussion in the typography. The only girl on the whole guild of men loudly:

I am naked today. I go to bed quickly.

There is no scene.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №67113
 16.07.2012
Do not worry, everything will be fine.
Everything under control. You see, I sit quietly and tick?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №67112
 16.07.2012
XXX: Do you want to go?
YYY: No
XXX: What is it?
Artem Nahui, what are you, little boy? How long will you play this game? Is it time to grow up?
Yyy: Adult men spit in the wo

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №67111
 16.07.2012
Olga
Fitztech is not worth any more such torture)))
Olga
o, remembered) worked 1 day in the reception ) approached a guy asked about the faculty, and then asked "and after graduating from your faculty, I can arrange an operator of the call center?", how do you?)

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №67110
 16.07.2012
At the Construction Forum:
XHH: Name me at least one building material that does not emit poison when burning.
and asbestos)
It burns before it burns.)

[ + 29 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67109
 16.07.2012
xxx: among other things 100 gr. Vodka reduces the mutagenic effects of gamma radiation on the cells of the body by 150-200%. The effect is reduced, and 500 is already increasing.
Which is 100 gr. Would you drink vodka?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №67108
 16.07.2012
Signature on the forum:
I want to be a reverse penguin to live in the fridge in the heat.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №67107
 16.07.2012
The hour of night...

xxx you won't believe it
XXX: I found the strength not just to get up and go to the toilet
XXX: I remembered that I was going to get rid of it for two days.
xxx: and I am still in the process))
yyy: beautiful, and you also planned to go to bed early)
XXX is fucking

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №67106
 16.07.2012
Now from the open door of the beauty salon the sounds of the perforator and the cuvalda. There was an insurmountable desire to see the patient.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №67105
 16.07.2012
Yandex TV advertising with gesture and voice control
It’s like in the good old days! Herakles on him with his fist and shouts: "Work, fool!"

[ + 36 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67104
 16.07.2012
I bought a damned toilet carpet.
I moved to a new apartment and lived two weeks without this carpet. No, fucking, my legs seemed uncomfortable. I bought, I laid. After 2 days, the valve of the tank broke, the floor and carpet were poured. Dry and bed. After 2 days, the joint of the slime tubes from the bath was sharply detached. Floor and carpet. After 2 days, the sewage pipe, coming from all the apartments of this entrance, was stuck. It filled the fucking floor, carpet and all the apartments on the first floor, including mine. Dry, but I am scared again.

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