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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №67143
 17.07.2012
M: Wife, that a suitcase without a pen is hard to carry, and it is unfortunate to throw out.
J: How can you! I am your only one! I cannot live without you! Without you, I am like without hands.! to
I’m like you without a suitcase.

[ + 14 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67142
 17.07.2012
the fox, now the soft sign in the verbs is angry even where it should be

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №67141
 17.07.2012
Q: Do you know there is an introduction to Wikipedia? Well, where it is written that edit all the pages - don't be afraid to break the site
Okay, you decided to edit this page for the first time in your life! by прошибло
Click on the "right" button. Everything I wanted to print. with a calm soul.
XHH: I saw that the right is not visible. Page updated
xxx: and you in the full screen "Predict a world without free information"
Oh, and that’s all, shit! Myocardial infarction! I broke Wikipedia to the harams! It was enough to make 10 numbers!
See also: xDDD
You laugh at me, and I’m shaking my hands :((

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67140
 17.07.2012
Somewhere there was an emotional post on the topic "living with a girl, or single". How about taking care of your home and yourself? I live alone, I cook myself, in the weekend I can and all the favorite borsches to delight myself - among other things, the taste is added and a pleasant feeling from what I have prepared myself =)) My dishes after meals, I take away garbage every evening, once every two weeks I clean up, the well-being of the apartment is small, there is enough time for everything. The repair on the balcony was done - no one pushed or squeezed.

I don’t like to live in shit.

There were no girls and no.

[ + 17 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67139
 17.07.2012
An experienced patient goes to the doctor to confirm his guesses about the disease.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №67138
 17.07.2012
From Soviet political reports from the Eastern Front of the Second World War after the forcing of Oder:

"So far there are separate cases of unworthy behavior of fighters.
The commander of the squadron of automakers of the division of the senior Schumeiko, already after familiarization with the receipt with the directive 11072, had sexual intercourse with the local resident of Germany Emma Cooper, 32, lasting more than a day, and who entered her home with a check patrol Cooper tried to hand out the senior Schumeiko, who was in silk underwear under a blanket, for her husband, from the birth of a deaf and therefore released from service in the German army. However, the senior patrol Shumeiko was identified and transported to part.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №67137
 17.07.2012
We walked well yesterday! Now I want to start a new life... in a new city... under a new name...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №67136
 17.07.2012
During a traditional bull race in Spain, six lambs were injured.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №67135
 17.07.2012
What is a hundred?
I: Maintenance Station
What are they selling there?
I: Where is it?
Tagged: hundred
Especially the fucking.

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67134
 17.07.2012
Rain on the street. I am standing on the balcony, pulling my hand out of the window to enjoy, and then a tea bag slips on my palm. Thank you for not using condoms, fucking.
The sadness.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №67133
 17.07.2012
XXX is off. Heavily resurrected by spirits
This is what the Alcohol Maker does!! to

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №67132
 17.07.2012
I tell you, it’s all natural! Color is natural!
What about orthophosphoric acid?
Oh yeah, it is natural! There is no GMO. They are not put there - it will ruin the image of the Coca-Cola company!
Wow, they don’t put...
Zzzz: They would put, but they don’t survive there stupidly.

[ + 31 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67131
 17.07.2012
I am comfortable at all. Everything grows from one place: my legs and my arms.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №67130
 17.07.2012
My friend burned:
How to find out that your wife is gone. There would be impotence, and it would be okay.

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67129
 17.07.2012
5 years of marriage:

You can make a gift based on the anniversary number. Give her a beautiful bouquet of five roses.

Just a pepper, what a gorgeous bouquet of five roses!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №67128
 17.07.2012
Answer to Mailer
111: Your favorite books? What book has caught you, brought you to tears, or after which you have had a post-taste?
222: Mark Lutz "Studying Python" 4th edition. 1200 pages rub what Python is. The tears are guaranteed ?

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67127
 17.07.2012
For a year, 49-year-old Johnny Depp has met with the partner on the film "The Roma Diary", 26-year-old Amber Heard, who before meeting with Johnny claimed to be a supporter of same-sex love.

...the naive Amber...)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №67126
 17.07.2012
I got a car navigator yesterday. You won’t believe there’s a gloss and it even works :)
Why do you need the sea floor?

[ + 44 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67125
 17.07.2012
I work as an electrician.
He breaks to us in the workshop of the agent... followed by him, three large boxes are introduced, saying we need to collect, goes... we look into the boxes of wires, boxes and all the not very well-known hares for us and only by the names of the companies of manufacturers we understand that we were caught up with the odins! Not long thinking we open the closet with stocks of old PCs, from which we were going to collect a game car! And here inspiration as from a cage...wrapped three hards on the outer part of the system, suited under the system mother - Bulgarian, killed with a hammer saw the dog express in the agp sudot, added modern through a module of flood launching light bulbs stitched on the front panel of the lamp in 500 watts and painted a marker in green and red, the button of the door - the sovedepovsky packager and took to the cabinet... in the evening under the shops listened to the neck of the slugs, and those at one time acute eyes look at the little monster who occasionally blinds the lamps in front of the dream panel...

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №67124
 17.07.2012
Talk about frisbee:
I bought a plate.
and flying.
And the disc ?
It would be better ?
1)No, if you can turn off the soup, it means a plate, you can not eat from the disk.

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