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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №7717
 11.07.2008
Odmin
The gift! How are her affairs? What is new?

Bombing
Hi, fuck it all naked.

Bombing
I understand why weapons are down in Russia.

Odmin
Injury to Hull

Bombing
They would kill each other's fucks naked and most of our fucking fucks of the population would die to dog fucks and the lion fucks of the visitors would not live a fucks and weeks.

Bombing
Oh, and that’s all meant.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №7716
 11.07.2008
Evolution of Basha:
The Kullow Period
The bear, the bear, the bear.

The Odmin Period
Schröder, the Cat, the Odin

Collider period
Collider, Montage and Armageddon

Constant of Basha: 0-0

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №7715
 11.07.2008
How is the mood?
S.P to sleep...
Alvis to sleep or sneeze?
S.P Yes Yes
Alvis, have you been overpainted?
S.P I love the data type.
S.P I asked myself through OR, this is TRUE and I got it.
Alvis is...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №7714
 11.07.2008
But we, in Ukraine, have seeds that are sold in stores. So there are seeds called Zverskie - on one side of the packaging the bear is drawn, on the other - inscriptions in the Albanian type "the bear is singing and killing the wall"! I can't believe I can throw the scan packaging on the soap.:P

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №7713
 11.07.2008
XXX is a gift. How is family life?
YYY - yes so... (((
Do you have kids? ?
YYY - I am not in captivity!!!! to

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №7712
 11.07.2008
Really annoying for the faer :( In fact, it’s a crazy browser. But behind the hentai advertisement, it feels like you are using it. Personally, I have been using it since the days of mozilla, and I have always used the built-in search engine from Google. By the way, if you also place OpenSearch, then you can add any search to the panel. I have WorldArt and a local tracker added. Summary: Yandex drivers - piras. Whoever agrees, let it go.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №7711
 11.07.2008
Hi, I’m back from Uganda!
WOW! how is it there?
Katya: Yes, it’s great! let’s go, I’m sunny on a nudist beach!I even have a picture...
It is a shit! ?
Okay, okay, I’m just covering everything with black squares!! to
Rom: So let’s...
Katya: Listen, I have not finished with Photoshop...Which format is better to save?
Of course in the PSD.
Good luck to the cinema!! to
Let’s go, I look forward to it!!! to

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №7710
 11.07.2008
Ace: Yesterday instead of his wife went to the first class in the auto school, well there are books to buy, money to pay... )
Linyx: So what?! to
Ace: I came short... I will go to the audience and the whole group has licked out on me and the eyes are not taken away... the girls are looking straight into the width)
Linyx is out? and :)
Ace: I also thought so at first) even the instructor looks at me shortly without taking his eyes away and says: "Well, either you have a question, or you have not understood the nihua from the first time!"
The group falls into the precipice ) and I watch my jeans pull the keys from the car and the magnetol )))

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №7709
 11.07.2008
Last night with a glass of martini on the Internet read the 3 main reasons for fullness in women - lack of sleep, alcohol, the Internet...

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №7708
 11.07.2008
Cauperwood F.A.Sira sleeps no one touches, then breaks up begins to scratch under the mattress, gets the hidden stuffy there looks at it, then on me and goes to sleep further, on my question all normally answers - he knows it.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №7707
 11.07.2008
The little brother (15) is burning! I stayed alone at home and decided to cook peelings. I didn’t know how to do it and I thought! Call the technical support service with this issue! What would you think? He was told!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №7706
 11.07.2008
Rager: Hi, you know why Yushchenko has such an apple?
Flying : No!
Stop smoking when you are gasing!
Fly :)0_o :D

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №7705
 11.07.2008
c) Part of the forum:
I walk the dog in the morning. Braz (my dog) loves to write in all exotic places. Today there is an open place.
I am standing. Brahma writes in a luck. And then from there, a three-storey mat with a voice full of such despair that I stood, so from the place, and rattled, drowning with a swallow.
Glad he didn’t go out. How would I look this man in the eyes?

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №7704
 11.07.2008
I know what oxymoron is.
YYY: What shit is that?
xxx: Well, this is a combination of the incompatible, the type, the joyous sadness, the living corpse...
YYY: Is the beetle also an oxymoron?
XXX: Well, then the fucking shit.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №7703
 11.07.2008
111: Yes, I am generally offgenic, and you are a loser and jealous of me that I do everything myself!
Chapter 22: Smoke by Smoke!
11 Are you stupid? What a smoke? You will rent an apartment for the rest of your life, and I will live in Manhattan!
333: She would like to live in Manhattan.
111: but only pumped in Helsinki...
3 3 )))))))))

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №7702
 11.07.2008
I, fucking, came home about 3 at night yesterday so tired that I fell asleep in the car! I woke up at 6 in the morning, got home, took a shower and went to work.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №7701
 11.07.2008
In order to live quietly, you must not just make sure before leaving the house.

All devices are turned off, and the water and gas are closed, and remember that you are in it.

I was convinced.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №7700
 11.07.2008
I found my husband in a laundry.

The real story of my friends.

Ordinary single mom. The only son, very painful, at birth

I was injured, something was damaged, something was wrong, something was wrong.

The nervous system. The doctors warned that the child should not worry.

Only positive emotions. The son grows up and asks about his father. Mother

I came up with the story that dad is an intelligence officer, now on the task. The Son Requires

Details, and my mom invented, so it gets a multi-series

The story. The son is not allowed to throw away the old costume of the ex-husband, so

The costume is a legend. My son is 5 years old. One day he walked.

Near the house, Mom looks at him from the window, work to the evening. Suddenly son

He disappears from sight for a moment, then runs home and is excited.

She cried, “Mom, I found my dad.” His mother reassured him, but he did not listen.

shouts, “Papa is wounded, he is lying there, we need to pick him up,” and pulls

Mother on the street. His mother can’t calm him, she goes out with him. The Son

pulls her to the nearby washing machine - there is the usual thing: a drunk dirty man lies

The bomb, the face beaten, but alive, moves. My mom is trying to get

The child, but the one close to hysterics: “This is a wounded dad.” and child

cannot worry. Mom decides to bring the bomja home, may be to feed,

until the child calms down to go to bed, then take a bomb, and in the morning

Tell the son that the father has gone to work again. They both raise.

Bob, he is gentle, something washes, but slowly goes. brought him home.

Mother says to her son, "Now Daddy is going to wash, then dinner, but he can be disturbed.

You can’t, so go to bed.” But the son is still close to hysterics:

“No, I’ll be with my dad.” Together they take him to the bathroom, Mom somehow

clothes the bomzh, pushes him into the bath, includes a cold shower. Bohemian

He does not understand anything, but under a cold shower he comes back a little,

Something bursting. Mother tells him, “Moses, then you will talk.” In this

At the time, the son pulls the ex-husband's suit into the bathroom: "Daddy, dress up." Bohemian

He comes back slightly, he doesn’t understand anything. Mother says to the bomb:

“Change your clothes and don’t ask anything.” The boy pulls a bomb into the kitchen:

“Mommy, Daddy wants to eat.” Mother is forced to bring food. Son enthusiastic

He puts a piece of bomb. The gods eat, gradually recovering. Mother

He tries to put his son to sleep, but he demands that his dad sleep next to him. Mother

forced to lie on the floor, herself in a half-sleep guard, as if something

not thrown out. In the morning the same story: the son leads the guest to the bathroom, gives the mother

She shaves him and feeds him for breakfast. He no longer looks like a guest.

BOMJOM: sleepy, washed, shaved, in a good suit - looks pretty

and decent. At the moment, the guest tries to find out. Mother

It explains. Then the guest leaves, giving an honest word to his son that he needs it.

Do a small assignment, and he will definitely come back by evening. and

I really returned. But I came in the car with flowers for my mom.

The story was quite ordinary. He is зам. A very large director.

He got divorced and started drinking. After another drunk, he retired.

He does not remember how he found himself beaten in the wash.

They now live in a good family and have a second son. The first son is strong.

He is now eight years old and tells everyone that his father had previously worked in the

After being injured, he now works in the factory.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №7699
 11.07.2008
“Wolod, I thought, maybe I also have an oligarch.

to land?

Smoke, go and sit down.

And who? Can I choose which? I can not? Anybody yes? any one?

Any one! Just pick him a chicken first!

www.msk2004.narod.ru

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №7698
 11.07.2008
Stripe
Clearly, this work is hard.

G-Dogg (
The Aztec)

Stripe
What for work?

G Dogg
Vehicles with plutonium.

Stripe
You won’t find another job?

G Dogg
Good pay and interest, almost every week a new mutation

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