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[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №7801
 15.07.2008
xxx: "The Good Fairy:
We have a common air supply with a bakery in the toilet at work. So there’s not the smell of Mr. but the bread :-)))))))"

How it smells in the bakery.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №7800
 15.07.2008
I (01:46:53 12/07/2008)
Do you like when your nipples are gently smoothed?

Vasily Nikolaevich (work) (01:47:38 12/07/2008)
That’s a beard, you say :)

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №7799
 15.07.2008
Here are the tree sticks... the adults are people, and they set up – the Collider, the headcrabs... Well, how small are the children, chestnut... What fucking assembly, what kind of blackjack do you have? We have to decide who stands for the brotherhood and who stands for the enclave!! to

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №7798
 15.07.2008
I’m patient, I’m long in my body.
Is it a type of discount accumulation system?and :)
zzz: ahah, the system of discounts first and then the distribution of awkward bonuses:))

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №7797
 15.07.2008
The admin is burning :-)
Try in the Abyss (the main does not work) three times quickly press the plus, holding the Shift :-)

Zero effect

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №7796
 15.07.2008
History of Sport:

The first for doping suffered Adam and Eve, and were expelled from heaven.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №7795
 15.07.2008
Letter to the “His Planet” section of the July issue of Cosmopolitan and

Intelligent response of the leading section Anton Bublikov:



Question: “That’s why I’m so beautiful, smart, and convergent, and I’ve got to do it.”

Is there no one yet?”



Answer: “If you wrote instead of the word ‘convergence’, that is good.

If you’re preparing and loving sex, you’d already have someone.”



http://wap.cosmo.ru/index.php?area=element&item=10993

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №7794
 15.07.2008
Mr. Medvedev, explain: Khodorkovsky in prison, and Abramovich bought

“Chelsea”; Berezovsky in exile, and Luzhkov – quite the opposite. Why is

Oligarchs are divided into two categories.

How to explain easier? You said “share”.

[ + 84 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №7793
 15.07.2008
All of a sudden, wip!!! to
All of a sudden, wip!!! to
All of a sudden, wip!!! to
All of a sudden, wip!!! to
All of a sudden, wip!!! to

Give me a bottle, lol!

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The Fucks! Nietzsche is fucking fucking. self-expressed yes, downloading an autoclicker with a proxy override? So, you are a fool and everyone here shares that opinion, and you have caused nothing but contempt for yourself. And if someone like you gets a drop on the ballot box, then you have the only way – a murderer. Even if an apstenka, even in the shredder of Moscow to miss, although you do not have his journey.
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The previous speaker is a minor beast, and goes to shake on.
Those who love and remember the old Bas, forward! Press the beast!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №7790
 15.07.2008
Early in the morning on the radio:
- It turns out, men also have cellulite! such a question, you woke up in the morning and found it in yourself, what are you doing?
I kiss him!

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №7789
 15.07.2008
As expected, there is a sexual theme on the list of wildest experiments. Studying sexual arousal in turkeys, researchers from the University of Pennsylvania were very interested in the fact that birds are trying to pair with mules similar to real females. Scientists gradually dismantled the molds, removing their components. It turned out that the males were extremely excited, even if you showed them one head on a stick.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №7788
 15.07.2008
xxx: Do you want to go?
WOW: I can

* * * * *
I kiss her, I touch her with my tongue. and. and.
WOW: It embraces you like a headscarf, it embraces your brain, WAHAHAHAH
XHH: I gently take the mounting, fuck it with all my strength
I am finished
HH: I too

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №7787
 15.07.2008
>>She: Sweet, I’m eating a happy banana, he’s so long and thick... I miss you!!! and :-*
>>ON: And I stitch the fish hawaiian, it’s salty and smells... don’t call me anymore!!!))

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №7786
 15.07.2008
Spoof: Our Orthodox chief decided to help the father of the church (so they bought a computer). He says, download the Windows XP, the 2003 office and Kaspersky... Admin has long been outraged that it is illegal, in the end, on the question of the boss, how he, poor daddy, will buy a licensed software, the administrator asks a meeting question: And how is the commandment "do not steal" :)

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №7785
 15.07.2008
The amount on the invoice did not coincide with the amount of the order for 20 copies.
I found the right price – corrected, now it doesn’t go for 16 thousand...
I am in reflection.)

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №7784
 15.07.2008
We opened an attraction for foreigners. They bring them, and we are here as if we are playing a real wedding. According to all the customs there... They understand the business, exotic, photograph, souvenirs and so on.
I worked as a bride. Wedding every day. A day of sickness.
The bridegroom resigned because the liver was not exhausted. He worked with us - from the army he cut, - but as he worked, his liver wanted to go to the army.
Now I horrify all the exotics and excursions there.
Okay okay!
I'll be a guide, if I lie, I won't see the holiday!

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №7783
 14.07.2008
Tee.Dee: It’s like my teeth are tearing out.
Tea.Dee: before you start splashing in the throat and on the tongue with this anesthesia, they say that the throat is numb.
See also: Uga. The Prism. are pulled out. I go out on the street. and Onemelo.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №7782
 14.07.2008
Max (15:22:27 10/07/2008)
I just jumped out to eat-I ask for the counter churka showing for some cocktails

Max (15:22:38 10/07/2008)
Say it is so.

Max (15:22:53 10/07/2008)
He is grit- yeah, a shit.

Max (15:23:06 10/07/2008)
Meaning of?

Max (15:24:42 10/07/2008)
Fuck something.

Max (15:24:42 10/07/2008)
Again, that is

Max (15:24:42 10/07/2008)
He’s already responding slowly – then I discovered that he’s grinding chicken cottage.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №7781
 14.07.2008
Pirate Bay is not responsible for the information distributed by its users, which allows pedophiles and convicted citizens to freely distribute illegal materials. Pressure from the authorities forced the Bay to seek alternative ways of subsistence, up to the purchase of its own state, known as Sealand, which is still not covered by international law.
The Pirate Bay began collecting $138 million needed for the purchase from donations from users. In the first week, they managed to raise only $17,000. Little, but enough to scare RIAA. Copyright defenders have threatened to completely disconnect Sealand from the internet. To which Pirate Bay responded with a willingness to raise several hundred million dollars and launch into orbit its satellite, providing an uninterrupted Internet channel.
Isn’t it a dog?? to

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №7780
 14.07.2008
XXX is
I lost the ring.
YYYY
Is that you, Gary? = = )
XXX is
The fourth = (
YYYY
I scream "My Excess!!!" and look for a hobbit named Bilbo Begins... %)

I will tell you the secret - the ring at Medvedev :))))

Vladimir Vladimirovich, well I asked!

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