Looking at the endlessly sleeping cat, I suspect that in a past life he was a man, the father of a large family, consisting of a wife, a maid, ten daughters, a brother of a wife, her suspicious cousin and, in order to feed all this eagle, was forced to go to death on three jobs, and in this life those who decided to rest.

With the current number of glamorous magazines on a living woman and watch is scary.

- Clients have come to order a badge, they have a store near the track, they are expanding their business, they want to open a car service... It is called "Kozlov and Petrovich", and Petrovich is a surname.
What embarrasses you?
“I’m a puppy, and they now live with the tablet “100 Kozlov and Petrovich.”

You cannot put children in the corner. Especially if there is a tapestry.

Production of the first Russian car with the "automatic"
Now it is dangerous to cross the road even before the car that has stopped.

Girls remember it!! Only our tears deserve the onion!! to
Your place in the kitchen

XXX: I am better than you. There is a real risk in my life, and you live like a fool.

Yyy: Do you call your jumping from the bridge risk? pfff is. I now have a fly on the table, and I have a 96-page journal on it, she turned and sat down again in the same place. And so seven times, until it was broken all over the table. Here, I understand the RISK, and your jumping with the insurance thread is a shit.

All officials at the disposal to work need to crack the cells of people suffering from chromophobia (fear of money), I already see how when bribes they hide under tables and jump out of the windows.

from ZH:

Gasoline is expensive, vodka too. Quarter wages and fines were increased... spending on education and culture was reduced, on defense increased... It is good that the salary was not increased. With some stability...

Dialogue of two girls (D1, D2) about male cowards with the push-up effect.

D1: I am terrified
D2:XD Well, they’re scared of our puppets as well
D1: I will now think of everyone that Push AP
D2: and you come and touch. If you blow ap, start thicking your finger and yelling: ahahaha, you have a cowardly shark, horse! If you’re not a puppy, you’re making a dumb voice: pretty guy, maybe we’ll meet?
D1: Today I will be in the subway.
D2: You wanted to say to touch)
D1 and Tick!
D1: first touched, then ticked)...in 4 words the whole essence of sex)))))))

xxx: 27.07 Day of the system administrator. Day of Thanksgiving to the System Administrator
yyy: thank you...) to the table serves a baked accountant

xxx my brother is an idiot
WOW: What again?
he wears around the apartment with a sausage made of horse and sings "Kolbas - a whitish horse"

One of my internet friends was thrown into jail. Well, periodically from there come different loops in the aska.

Recently, in paintings described how they from some coil, rope, springs from beds and other shit mastering the arbalet and with its help, using a welding electrode as a arrow, removed the antenna of the manufacturer interference for the cellular. On the other side of the prison. Judging by the photo, on the slide, 15 meters before him was.c) The Habr

On the pages of your site I would like to thank the company MTS for the generous gift made to me on my birthday - the right to chat for free for 10 minutes within the network in your region, costing 5 (five rubles). May your children give you such gifts all your life!

To the subject of the girl who was looking for her busts at night for lunaticism.

Here is what. My wife recently told me that I got up at 4 a.m. and started wearing socks. She asked where I was going, and I replied, I need to go down to the maid, give her my socks, let her wash (the maid lives on the floor above). As I approached the door, my consciousness returned to me. I took off my socks and lay down to a slightly squeezed wife =)

He: Go out for me
She :...
He: Come out for me!
She says: Stop it!
He: Come out for me! Go out for me! Go out for me!! to
She: well
He is: ha! I told you with my finger, you will run to me.

A couple of years ago, I found a resume of a girl:

"... Conscious (not stupid)..."

In response to one of the Internet providers
A killer of nerves.
Dear my Volyushka, sunnychko you are my insignificant, glad you are my non-terrestrial for what shrinkage I pay you 120 denyushks Ukrainian, so that you so nervous in my head shrinkage.I tried to call your socks clear, so all the truth to find out why my internet has burned up.Yes, I don't know because your pipe canvases did not raise.Oh feel my heart will come to you Volyushka to send a shrinkage, there will be no order with you in the house.I will go to a clean shrinkage, I can look for a good provider.Yes, so that the pipe does not grow from the ass, and you Volyushka do not heart.

I will give you the advice: You can’t spoil, don’t torture.

On the planner:
It is not just urgent! It is very urgent! And it doesn’t have to be done today or tomorrow, but suddenly!

RT @nett00n I still remember dial-up. There is no slow internet for me.