>Style1488
> and never. Never ever! Never at any time! Do not > ask the girl "is she pregnant", during the mining
and gt;
The > Tunnel
> and why

Then you can count the tunnels from the teeth.

Banany
Talk about hunting.

Maclaud
Meaning so

Maclaud
I bought a bacon.

Maclaud
He went up to the floor. decided to turn. Kira bulvan did not hold the beer and it went down. At first we thought it fell on a cradle. He went down to the second, there, and eventually he jumped from the third. There was no beer there. I just went looking for him on the street. When it was there (it broke out), the resulting height of the cushion was 4 meters, the hell you go back), they began to look with him how to get him down from there. We found a tree on the side, a branch grew from it. By all calculations, she had to endure it. I stood down and insured him.) So he sprinkled like a gamadryl on a branch, she crashed. I’ll never forget his climbing my ass on a pack. He fell right on me, I was bent through the fence (like a bridge stood up) and then shot back.) Then turned off somewhere for half a minute (the stars gathered) when I woke up feeling the whole body breaks, I lie on a quilt, and he doesn't move, but it rges)))). Well, and then we got up and went for another beer, and then we found that he had a hole in his bowl))))

Maclaud
I now have the feeling that the catch has turned on me.)

You have a song.
XHH Urinary
YYY?? to
I hope this is the name of the song.

I remember once experimentally picked up the concentration of coffee for a vodka-coffee cocktail. I remember the end of the experiment.

So, I stand on a bridge, next to me, such a drunk man stands, drinks beer, smokes. Calls on the phone, says: "Natalia, so and so, now on anywhere hanging, traffic jams, today I will not get. We’ll meet tomorrow at 12 a.m. and return the goods. Agreed and go on. and booze.
He calls again. This time to the boss: "The boss, say, the client has some personal problems, today the product refuses, wants to get tomorrow until 12. I just report the situation. We have agreed ". The boss, apparently, gives good, puts the phone. and booze. Looking at the reflection on the wall and issuing: "And still good"
yyy: Fuck, people are twisted, I can’t)

I am 22 years old and have long wanted to spin the Rubik Cube. I went with my mom to the children's world to see my niece a gift, and I occasionally ask my mom to ask if a rubik cube (it was hard to ask myself), I stand behind my back like I look at the chat, then the dialogue of my mom and the seller:
Q: Do you have cubes?
P: No, there are no cubes, you can see the pyramids.
here is the seller and the officer when I came out from behind my back with a sad look with the words "nuu..I don't need a pyramid :("

Extreme: riding on American mountains, playing Russian roulette.

Nick Blue

It happened in a small town. The young lady was taught to walk.

In the nearby dining room, where her mistress's sister worked, and she weighed him.

On the neck a plastic bag with food remains and delicious bones. the dog

He went home with a bag on his neck and for the whole day he was provided with a delicious meal.

The Lunch.

Occasionally, in order to praise the dog for good behavior, the owner stumbled on him.

She got a note in which she asked her sister to give her dog chocolate.

sweets, from which Collie was mad, and subsequently the hostess

He returned the cost of sweets. My sister no longer reads.

She knew that if a dog had a note in his teeth, she should be given a note.

Sweeping with sweets.

It took a long time until one day my sister noticed that

The dog came almost every day with a note in his teeth. When, she

I called the dog’s owner and it turned out that she hadn’t been there for a long time.

No notes with the dog. It became clear that the dog, realizing that sweets

They only surpass her when there is a piece of paper in her teeth.

on the way to the dining room to pick up the first papers and thus

Licking almost every day.

This story was told in an American magazine ten years ago.

back, but I remembered her only because she converses with the

It happened to a dog that lived in our family when I was still very old.

The child.

It was an ordinary courtyard, which everyone called Bothic, because I

It was hard to pronounce his real name, Toby. Every morning he

Together with my mother, whom he loved, I went to work with her. there

He had his own "day" company, had his place near his mother's.

The table where he could shake up was his own passion—cocktail, but absolutely.

inaccessible bullshit, which the owners must have drawn on the leash.

Mom and Botic ate lunch at home, and after lunch went back to work.

Mom worked, as was then accepted, six days a week, and

On Sunday, I stayed at home. But Bottas is probably there.

During the weekends, he went alone without his mother.

"to work," as usual, appearing in time for lunch and again disappearing before

The evening. And it would not have been so unusual if it had not been a single detail.

My mother worked far from home and they went to work with their dog.

by bus. On the same weekend, Botic also travelled on the bus - but already in

Unfortunately, it’s hard to choose only the buses.

The route and never confusing “your” stops.

All this was a very long time ago, for many years no mother, but when in the past

During a trip to the city of my childhood, I met by chance.

The old woman, in whom he recognized his mother's former servant, and presented himself,

She, remembering my mother with a kind word, suddenly smiled and said:

Surprisingly, but recently my friend who worked in those years

The driver of the bus, remembered your bottic...

When I grow up, I want to be prime minister.

Well, son, before the prime minister you still grow and grow. You for the beginning

At least be president.

Late in the evening, I sit behind the compass. Here - Bach, the light in the house is cut off for a second and immediately turns on. The computer loads.
After loading the screw issues a message "an important update has been installed on the computer, which required its restart"
Nixon resumed with Melcosoft.

c forum, answer to the question: "How the appearance will determine whether the processor has burned"

As the appearance will determine whether the processor burned - put on thick gloves, open the case, wait until the smoke dissipates, knock down a hammer or a gas key cooked cooler. Remove the rest of the socket. Well then, as AlexZs said - If the sticker is compressed or has a characteristic yellowish color - most likely the end

xxx: I watch TV: in Israel, neo-Nazis beat Jews, and not so much and on a large scale 0_0
Bu-ha-ha, be the Jews – save Russia!
xxx: I guessed, they are using this slogan to beat them in Israel...

Who is dealing with mosquitoes?
Demon: grid on the window, the main thing is that there is no hole
любофф: a grid without holes, it is innovative
Tagged: NanoNet
Axon: a grid without a single break

I will never forget the eyes of the wardrobe, when I, having received the numbers "256", flew through the hall with the screams "I got a round number", and the fellow members enthusiastically shrugged my hand.
c) the RSDN

ILikeEatBrains!!: in the park, on the bank of the river stands a sign 'throw the drowning' rescue circle near there is no. Instead of it the lift is stretched *ROFL*

I understood what music to put on the alarm to make it easy to get up from it.

You need to put a balloon or a tail. You jump in half a second just to turn this shit off.

I go to the store, pull bio-yogurt 5 grains. I read the price book and hang: "Bioyogurt, the drink of evil 17r 50k"
I decided not to take...

Damn, what did you do that wasn’t boring?? to
See also: porno
Y : OO
I am not a man.
X: And what?
X: Do you think few girls watch porn?
X: I had a picture at work
X: our lawyer came to find out what she needs to do, on the planner in general... She sat in front of the computer, in front of me, so that I allegedly can’t see her Monica... and wrestled the most brutal porn. Only she didn’t think that there was a mirror behind her in which everything was reflected... I almost died of laughter. Her boss rubs something, she sneezes with a smart face, even puts some replicas in, and she has a 30-centimeter pussy in her ass on Monica at this time.

Tatiana, 5 seconds
Pulsar: 4,3,2,1... )
I am a woman, my seconds are long.
Pulsar: Genius words )

Yesterday I go to the subway, I see an advertisement poster of the jewelry store: the engagement rings are depicted and the big letters on the entire poster: "Newlyweds! Stop it!"