The cat came... wet all.
Is it wet?
Rose: I watched you run.
Yeee and what?
He ran and sweated shit.

For some reason, the best stories end with an incident notice.

Death in one day.

by Yuri Tatarkin

My friend (in the village) once asked a friend who came from the city:



Why do everyone have shoes and you don’t?

The cock is lazy, but I don’t have time.



My girlfriend stumbled.

Why do people think dogs are smarter than humans?

Because the dog not only looks with smart and devoted eyes, but

He even thinks to keep silent...

The xxx:
Don’t get stupid and go to the sea!! to
YYYY :
Top Top Top
The xxx:
and fast!
YYYY :
tgdin tgdin tgdin

A man’s house is his fortress, but only on the outside. It is most often a child’s room. (c) who is wildly smart...

Remember the hunger years? Internet by card.

Talk to a friend:

She: You are stupid
The sheep itself.
She is a sheep...

Latest Basic Concept:
And in our kindergarten the teacher burned... we got out of the pots. The curtain.

What do you think is the least question you expect from your girlfriend sitting in one of the most expensive cinemas?
WOW :?? to
"Do you want to go?"
by O_0

The fire
Don’t worry, I’m reading the Bible.

Torkemada
Christ Crucified on the Cross

Today I go from work in the bus, stop, at the last moment a girl between the closing doors and says to the conductor:
Do you want to stop "A"?
– No
Then I will go out now...
Going out at the next stop of course without paying. I also go out, because transfer :) I sit in the next bus, the doors are almost closed and the same girl enters:
Do you want to stop "B"?
– No
Then I will go out now...
And goes on the next without paying the same. And in the shop window, you can see how she runs on all the pairs in the following bus :)...
Half an hour as I am already at my stop "You" with a friend I drink beer... here the bus comes in, the same girl comes out of it and relieved, but with anger:
Again this Gandalf will pull out my wallet – p*@# to him!

But I thought about how to get home through the whole city for free! and :)

xols (23:23:54 15/06/2008)
What couple are they tomorrow?
GRAD (23:24:45 15/06/2008)
I get my diploma on Friday.

The xxx:
Aaa... listen to the smart... as much as I look at as in contact photo of whom.... photo: close face shot in glasses....and in one eye the reflection of the photographer...and signature*this is my boyfriend....in the eye*

The keyboard
Hedin: I like that Inter is big and shift
EveryonE: and I chill :) So many clichés have already overtaken :)
Hedin : :-D macho

In the morning I wake up from the screams of a little sister, who runs around the apartment, like a pop-fried and whispers with a terrible voice "where is my headscarf?!! Where is my headscarf?and "
She was just looking for a bitch.
But don’t let it go now 0_o

Yesterday, the Hubble officer stopped. The dialogue:

Q: Is the weather clear?
I: Oh yeah yes
Why are the numbers dirty? (It is actually a dirty number)
They read anyway.
You go 20 steps away and can’t read it.
I go, am I asking enough? I have consent...
And I read my car number...Ment surprisedly says NO OKNO and lets go)

Desh (10:55:23 18/07/2008)
And yesterday I was with my sister all night, her false battles began.

Shadow (10:56:12 18/07/2008)
Which term?

Desh (10:56:42 18/07/2008)
She has 24 births.

Desh (10:57:56 18/07/2008)
So they were false.

Shadow (10:58:53 18/07/2008)
I don’t understand your women’s affairs, but you have so much false, then love, then orgasm, then fights, girls you generally do honestly?? to

I miss the times when men were proud and women were loving.

donskoy (00:10:44 16/07/2008)
The ppc...
Children make up small words from big words.
donskoy (00:10:53 16/07/2008)
One of them is "Urin"
donskoy (00:10:57 16/07/2008)
He was not protected.)