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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №8001
 22.07.2008
A direct copy.



A certain "Contact" of a comrade, something there is strongly

The violated. During the search, a large number of people were found in the apartment.

The compact discs.

Among those presented during the operation was a local simple district -

A fairly simple man. He is interested in discos, looks at them.

coverings, on which a colorful large plan depicts men-"cats",

All in the strings, in the muscles, the skin shines.

“Oh! He ticks his finger into the next disk, and this man is straight.

“Our Major is like that!” He said, “Well, this is a copy! He is!” and people

The rest, the discs already looked around from all sides, around almost in the voice.

The rush begins...

Without thinking of anything bad, he opens the disk box and changes his face.

seeing other, more detailed, scenes from the films recorded on the disc.

How could he know that it was a huge collection of Gay's?

The porn...



PS man for his words was not injured, but for the major name is dead

It has grown :)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №8000
 22.07.2008
Saakashvili declared war on Russia and the Georgian army reached the same point

of Moscow.

Give up Russians! Saakashvili cried out from his armor. - Shashik

Delete the Buddha!

What kind of Russian in Moscow, right? The Moscovites were surprised.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №7999
 22.07.2008
YYY
I am home

XXX is
I too

YYY
What shall we do? =) is

XXX is
by mm :-*

YYY
Do we do it beautifully together? and [

XXX is
Come on =)

YYY
Going to HBO!! to

XXX is
Going to HBO!! to

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №7998
 22.07.2008
I give an offgenic commercial idea - to make winter hats in view of headscarves... there is a chance that the end user will catch up on the head with the assembly... but this is already a non-guaranteed case then :)

We have to live until winter... Otherwise all the real headscarves will be eaten.

Make a winter jacket from headscarf

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №7997
 22.07.2008
Yesterday, descending into the subway, I watched this picture: MENT a Georgian, black as resin, catching and checking documents from Uzbek and Tajik!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №7996
 22.07.2008
Review "The Onion Movie"

One is ahah! And in truth, Seagal never played in comedies.

Stephen Seagal in a comedy. Funny and fun breaking hands.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №7995
 22.07.2008
She: I am dear
And a jump? You have to put it on your back.)
She is : AGA. Hold for the chest a blow on the shells, for the pop a blow on the eggs.
He: Ah, so I went to cook shells and eggs.
She: O_O

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №7994
 22.07.2008
SMS sent home with an interval of approximately 15 minutes:
We sit in a boat in the middle of the Gulf of Yobe, we cannot sail to the shore, we keep our course to Hawaii. The republic that we will create there, we will call Shevchenkoland.
“Two on a raft, the third will be eaten.”
Terribly speaking in Korean, the owner of the boat sailed and grabbed us to the shore. I will never see Hawaii :("

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №7993
 22.07.2008
Fuck when we have a dog that will go to work and make us money!? to
And the cat that will cook...
Zzz: and hamsters that will wash dishes.
and nines who will open beer and provide services of a different nature.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №7992
 22.07.2008
I do not like such quotes. I live in D.V. Russia, Westerners, do you know that we gave the islands to the Chinese?

Bring to the top, or so quietly and to smoking not far. The media has been upset (

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №7991
 22.07.2008
That’s why I like sex, that the press swings and isn’t lazy.
c) Blesgron

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №7990
 22.07.2008
EVA is Denise!! Did you go to porn? I have seen you!!! to
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №7989
 21.07.2008
I live in the bedroom area. In the neighboring house a police station.
This night, some two copters (drunk in shit) pursued somebody, for obvious reasons, could not move quickly, but cried very loudly.
3:15 I woke up from all this, and went out to the balcony to smoke and look at these two fools. Looking from the police department comes out a small mint and begins to steal to the screaming.
Apparently one was sober, burned mint and quickly dropped it.
The second was less precipitated.
Mint flies to the second and deftly strikes the hopper on the head.
Then I walked.
Mint puts his foot on a lying body, raises his hands toward the sky and gives out a thunder-like ring.
Vikings are fucking!! to
I'm going to go beyond that shit department!! to

The moon was full, the moon was full. :D

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №7988
 21.07.2008
Dr.Pech - I Wanna Fuck You In The Ass

(I am not against)

Everything you want...

BastarD(Dr.Pech) 0_o in my mouth feet!! to

And this too, and this too...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №7987
 21.07.2008
It is)))
I have a Fifa at home.
The house is private...and far from the nearest friend home with an enemy.
And from a friend to me is directed by a wifi for 400 meters.
Durga is standing at the window.
He also has a cat.
I’ve gotten rid of it...I call him.
Where is my wifah, where is my high technology.
he says.. that his cat was fucking on our high technology.. in the real sense of the word.. =(

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №7986
 21.07.2008
1: Where are you from?
2 from Ulyanovsk
1 of E?
In honor of Lenin’s grandfather.
Come, I’ll take you to Lenin’s places.
The whole city is one great Leninist place.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №7985
 21.07.2008
The child goes to kindergarten. Yesterday I went to the kindergarten accountant. We have a debt to pay: "voluntary contributions". O_O


[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №7984
 21.07.2008
I’m going to go electric today.
I am waiting for the tricycle.
A truck passes by. The train will move if necessary. There is no electricity for 40 minutes.
The man jumps on the road at the end of the platform.
The machinery in the tractor immediately brakes means and let this man mate.
He replied, “Chef, will you not throw the Baltic to the red?”
The machinery driver of such greed and they with the head went to the red Baltic.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №7983
 21.07.2008
BIGMAN (17:27:04 19/07/2008)
Go to drink!
Frizzy (17:28:26 19/07/2008)
You are added

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №7982
 21.07.2008
I go home after work and take a beer. Next to me, two 16-year-old girls discuss something:
First: No, my mom won’t let me go, it’s too late.
Second, they won’t let me go! Damn affair
First: Let’s go, you’ll call your mom, you’ll say you’re staying with me, and I’ll call my mom and I’ll say I’m staying with you.
The second gets a cell phone, calls home: "Mom, that’s me. Listen, can we stay with Vika today?"
The first gets the mobile phone, also calls: "Mom, that’s me. Can we have Anka overnight today?" Also puts the phone.
Drinking a beer and laughing.

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