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[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №8061
 24.07.2008
I went to eat the cake.
Nice to eat!
Fuck, they don’t give you tea.
Nick: Come on that way! Even the cake has not been picked up.
Three people are already bathing.
See also: aaaa
Tagged: fucks
We need to share.
One of them is a commercial director.
What are you like as a little girl?!? to
Spit on him!! to
Alyssa: Definitely well!!!!! to
Nick: on the cake, not the director!!!!! to

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №8060
 24.07.2008
1: Can’t, you got out of bed and got out of there, what suddenly?
No, I’m lying right from the bed. :)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №8059
 24.07.2008
(The case occurs in qip'e)
Protein
It is :'(

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not rev.

Protein
can not

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I look at this smiley, full of tragedy, hopelessness and disappointment, I penetrate it with sympathy, I begin to sympathize with it, looking at his touching tears... and then this foolishness stirs up...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №8058
 24.07.2008
Q: Do you have any plans yet?
Well, how do you say, yes, so far in thought.
HHH: эх...this is how you all... think... and then you learn that you have a second child there :)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №8057
 24.07.2008
The FSB has come here to test! It smells like cabbage and beer.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №8056
 24.07.2008
b0mba
for the department attached "coaxial serial server" o_O accounting has been completely

Anastasia
Is it that? o.o

b0mba
No one knows about (O our mat responsible is lost in guesses)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №8055
 24.07.2008
It happened that a day ago the commissioner of criminal investigation called me and proposed to come to him, “shake,” so to speak...
It turned out that the phone I bought 1.5 years ago was stolen! In connection with this, I need to write an explanatory and pass on this subject to our brave militia. And to the question - how do I now have no mobile phone? ", was this answer: "there is a mobile phone (checked, theft (theft, robbery) does not pass!Go with him until you buy a new one, then call, I’ll come and pick it up!
Everyone hates our police.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №8054
 24.07.2008
Call for support:
(Women’s Voice) Hi... You know, I’m being blamed by a man who slips off the screen.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №8053
 24.07.2008
<Wild[bnc]> Shakes was a wild spell... logged on to work, looked into the camera in the warehouse. Someone is playing Generals from a laptop.
<Wild[bnc]> There is a printer nearby. I remotely send him a task - "Who are you? We burned you!and "
<Wild[bnc]> Chel immediately just _fall_

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №8052
 24.07.2008
I wanted to find links in the photo of the wedding makeup. Google published: "Wedding makeup of Kharkov"

For a long time, I thought it was a city.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №8051
 24.07.2008
From Chat
I remember saying on the key “I live from Columbus in 5 minutes.” There was a punch-red apple when the people began to roar.
The road to Columbus is now cheap.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №8050
 24.07.2008
In fact, the sun is turned back to us.
sof'ya: I’ve always suspected this...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №8049
 24.07.2008
Fucking people is foolish!
Debisheff: Fucking the people is not blasphemy, but art! Give me a photo...

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №8048
 24.07.2008
xxx and xxx;
The nightmare. You fall asleep from the heat, and you dream of a cold bath, you slowly turn the valve with a blue jellyfish, and from there a hot jellyfish fucking!! to

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Naughty

xxx and xxx;
Yes, and right on the cock.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №8047
 23.07.2008
PTC news :

16.02.05: An unknown man broke a window in the White House and fled.
16.04.05: The body of an Unknown man was found in a residential house in Washington.

The fucking.
I fear them.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №8046
 23.07.2008
paf > real boys goods: inflatable machine: flooded. The Dude.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №8045
 23.07.2008
Going to the Camedi-Club you understand that paying such money for the sound of the anecdotes that the administrators sent in the morning makes no sense...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №8044
 23.07.2008
Only on the Russian forum a peaceful poll on the topic of the "Best Game" can result in a holiwar between fans of Dancers and Super Mario.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №8043
 23.07.2008
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Nihua is not the sea. They dug a pit, hanged a sign "Nibacca Krasnoyarsk MORE"

Wicked (12:56:10 22/07/2008)
Astrology Glasses

whey (12:56:30 22/07/2008)
Ahtung Dilfenarey

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and the surfers!! Take a bath on the boards! The glasses!and "

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"Better with the big waves!!and "

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Do not put the seedlings in the water - the eye is overwhelming.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №8042
 23.07.2008
SIGMA (13:51:11 22/07/2008)
In Moscow there is a legend in the subway on the station Square of Revolution there is a dog. If a dog is rubbed by the nose (it is not bronze but brilliant, rubbed almost no gold color), then you will pass the bill, if you touch the leg (similar to the nose), then you will pass the exam. I talk about it in the cabinet and the boss adds " and if you rub eggs you will become a rector, " and admin: " and if the rector for eggs...."! You will become a soldier!!!" I am adding!!! to

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