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[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №8081
 24.07.2008
YYY: Well... maybe there is a worried guy in the neighboring house (maybe a maniac) who has a sea binoculars?!!! And for nothing to do, he looks out the windows of the house opposite?Will he find me naked?!...
xxx and what
xxx: what he hasn't seen like this if he has a sea binoculars

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №8080
 24.07.2008
Sunny CAT @ 21.7.2008, 1:44
By the way, our Russian law is a typical opensor.
Everything is well documented, but support must be paid to those who know how to implement this right.

Or make the paper by yourself.

Only 56 points. This only confirms the correctness - even jokes about the law understand only lawyers :) I have my + also added...

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №8079
 24.07.2008
Brothers and sisters, I congratulate everyone on Siss Day. by admin! Smart nodes for you, stable connections, and less work. I invite everyone who lives in E-burg to pick up a bouquet of dead (can be alive) mice (computer), and yesterday (25.07.08) put on the keyboard! 

Z is. To the top!

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №8078
 24.07.2008
News on meil.ru
In Russia, they want to introduce state measures for bicycles
In Russia burned the building of the GIBDD

We have tough cyclists.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №8077
 24.07.2008
Part of copper iron, chromed aluminum...

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №8076
 24.07.2008
At the doctor’s appointment: Noah tell you... tfu aaaaaaaaaa... ?

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №8075
 24.07.2008
<Spleen> she bought a turtle!!! It is :)
<Spleen> I will teach her an artificial ninja!
<IF> the poor animal
<Spleen> inherited murder: indeed while the suco of the current eats, cuts, floats and sleeps
All ninjas started with this.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №8074
 24.07.2008
XXX: I am back
WOW: Where was he?
Where dreams come true.
What is in the toilet? xd
How did you guess??? OO

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №8073
 24.07.2008
He: I want to spit on your teeth :)
She: I will fuck you! The column wanted?

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №8072
 24.07.2008
Dimon: I call the tech.support, first the usual stitches, then I go short (as if busy). In case he said – “Alo, I have a voice from there – What’s Alo? You can’t hear, you’re busy.
O_O

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №8071
 24.07.2008
gri6man> I’m sitting, so I’m with the solder, pairing. A fly flying around me. The fly sat on my knee. attention to the question. Where did I get a 5mm burn in my knee?

Was the fly radioactive and exploded? Or just blushed the plasma?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №8070
 24.07.2008
Killer
The microphone in the cell phone broke, hearing like from the anus
Killer
Screaming and knocking.
The Avenger
Interesting sounds from the anus.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №8069
 24.07.2008
Aaaabatsaka
the aunt came to the reception, in the passport the date of birth 29.02.1943, the database does not allow to enter this date.
all the remains of the department proved that the 43 was not on February 29 ))))
During the wartime, by order of the Supreme Commander-in-Chief.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №8068
 24.07.2008
Tickets in TP:
Please help me. Yes, I am a fool. But that’s not a reason not to help me.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №8067
 24.07.2008
The fairest money in the world is distributed: everyone complains about the lack of money.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №8066
 24.07.2008
For the first time I went on a trip to America. I jumped in the evening.

The hotel bar to drink and relax. The bartender asks me.

50 grams of vodka.

He looks at me suspiciously and asks:

You are from where?

I am from Russia, what is it?

You drink vodka in Russia, right? Sorry, but I have no weight.

I give you 50 milliliters. well is?



is logical.

Igor Levitsky (www.levitski.com)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №8065
 24.07.2008
Why Putin decided that the Eurovision final will be held in Moscow

But not Peter?

“I didn’t want Peter to lose his reputation as a cultural capital.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №8064
 24.07.2008
I was saved from loneliness. Gave a toy. The appearance is as close as possible to reality, intuitive interface, the ability to control the voice at a distance and a bunch of functions with the possibility of development! (( is =
YYY : Oh! Is this the dinosaur robot we’ve seen recently?
You are a cyborg = You gave me a puppy! (( is =

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №8063
 24.07.2008
I decided to ask a new internet provider in Kemerovo, I called their number (I was told in advance that there was a dumb blonde there), but I took the risk. The following dialogue:
I:-Hello, and you have an internet connection how much it costs
Are you only interested in the internet or cable TV?
I: Only the internet!
B: What is your name?
I: Philip, my name, so how much is it worth?
B: We have it for free! Can you tell me your contact phone number?
I: How much installation work?
B: Sorry, I don’t know, so what is your number?
I: You first tell the cost of the installation works!!! to
B: Well I really don’t know, we’ll get you the cable to the house, it’s free, you can take the computer to the entrance and work right there!!!! to
I (confused): I don’t think you should give me my number then.
B: No, let me register, and let us file the application for the connection?
I: Ugo, the testimony
B: Please contact me, Philip!! to

Here are such blondes sitting and answering the calls... I then judged as if I was sitting at the entrance, I think I could move there and live? by GravE (c)

You are stupid, Philip! You were told in Russian, the connection is free. And the installation work cannot be assessed by phone; he knows that you have an apartment, how many cables will go, how many walls you will have to drill, etc. About "take out the computer in the entrance" - the girl has begged you!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №8062
 24.07.2008
In the second year, I am convinced that it is not time that heals, but the index finger soaked with saliva.
and hdg700

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