I have not smoked a cigarette or cigarette in the past year. I didn’t even make a length. Not even drunk. Not at festivals or concerts. Nothing anywhere. Not one one.

The benefits of not smoking are obvious.

The head is clear in the morning.

You can work for several hours without getting up.

I do not smell of a goat.

The voice sounds more complete.

I can catch a tram or trolleybus.

It saves about 40 rubles per day, that is, about 1,200 rubles. The month I drink.

You don’t have a badge by chance?
yyy: I have since last year 3 local, for the new year gave 4 local, on DR gave a two-seat, and absolutely accidentally on these weekends passed by the sports store and thought "give me a one-seat, suddenly xxx will ask". Which to you?

News on Yandex: "Bessonov believes that the deprivation of his immunity will offend society".
Wouldn’t he offend me because I don’t know who he is?! to

I watched discovery. There, crocodiles in the river eat a drowned giraffe. So they said... The drowned giraffe... How fucking did he drown?? to

MoRo: I go to such a client (I connect to the internet), and there small, well, 16 years old. He looks at the tattoo, hair, beard, eyelid and says:
I look, you’re a rocker, what are you listening to? I’m also a rocker, I especially like AC/DC, you don’t pay attention to what’s playing out of the columns, it’s for relaxation.
And from the columns in turn American hip-hop pop, dabbstep and Buranov grandmothers.
Fuck, he’s a rocker too.

Karina, you’re still so bad.
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Are you buying a whole chicken cat now?
She: Yes, I cut off his chest, cook his wings and chopsticks, and cook soup from the chicken frame.
He is a chicken carcass.

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18 years. Students of lower medical school.
But she speaks periodically in Padonkaff.

Imagine that in a few years, when your wife is giving birth, you will hold her hand and support her morally.
Here is the culmination! The baby is born, it is screaming!
And this is the doctor who stretches out a child to you and says, "Hey, lol! You have a fuck!"

It is terrible to live...

From WEB :

Question: Is it true if the worms disappear in the pop for the night to push the garlic?and :)

I’m not sure the worms will disappear... but the fact that a vampire won’t bite you for a pop is EXACT. ...

C Habbra
Agent Smith:
Funny it was that my acquaintances, as well as my parents, nobody was in the compass, and I had to deal with it myself.
So by tick method I managed to learn how to install the games, but how to run them I didn't know, and then, once, accidentally installed the game in the Start\Autostart folder, and it started) After that, I put all the games in that folder, and when running the comp I just closed those I didn't want to play at the moment, and all the extra windows such as aninstals, riads, card editors for heroes and warcraft, etc. The most funny thing is that I lived so for a year, until my parents found a familiar computer worker, who when he saw it was just in shock.

The driving license (rights)
XX: What right do you have?
YYY: - Well, as if, but they have to be restored - they have been stolen...
Zzz: - Yes, no, we have all the rights in the country, as if they were - but they were stolen...

CTPE10k: Where is the world going?
Mark: I know him.
Mark: Just not going down the road.

Lady Gaga, Lady Gaga... Look at the costumes of Hope Khadishova!! to

20:01 Filter: What did you get?
20:01 Filter: Do you want to be called?
20:01 noone: lol
20:01 noone: what?
20:01 Filtr: Talk to me
20:01 Filtered by: xd
20:01 noone: fu fucking
20:01 noone: fu naked
20:02 Noone: Are you joking?
20:02 Filtration by ahaha
20:02 Filtr: xnj ckexbkjcm =)
20:02 What is wrong?? to
20:02 noone: your spelling, this is what
20:03 I am from the army.
20:03 What do you want?? to
20:03 Filtr: the shit of the rose??? Is it Dali?? to
20:03 noone is
20:03 noone: you were there beaten?
20:03 Filtr: I can communicate with the army!
20:03 noone: fucking
20:03 noone: I am desperate
20:05 Filtr: what do you want a catholic guy who has not served and has a stupid look at life?? to
20:06 Noone: Everything
20:06 noone: your eyes are too sharp for me
6:00 AM Filter: xd

From Habr:

- No woman no dinner :(
No money, no dinner.
No money – no honey.
No – No.
No and no trial.

I don’t understand the stories about cats and the keyboard. How, your mother, are they always able to send you a message?

>>> one day at work a young trainee came to us to say hello, only from the school...:
Do you have your hand wrapped?
- Yes... there... at the training brush pulled...
and AAA. Well, I told my mom the same when my dad taught me to shake.
He went red like cancer.

The boy, seemingly educated, approached to say hello... And he stumbled on a scary backward humour. Maybe he’s just ashamed of you, so he turned red?

I decided to lead a healthy lifestyle, bought a bicycle, now for beer and cigarettes I ride on the big...

I could be a surgeon, but not a veterinarian. I love animals very much...

xxx: van, I worked there for a year, first as an internship, then as an assistant assistant, then just as an assistant, in general, "bring that, give it." Well, I was all suited, I managed to combine with the study, and they paid no money, and yet a cup. I graduated from college, came to the boss, I ask - is there a permanent place for me in the department? He shrugged his shoulders, said, the state is complete, sorry. Well no, no, I wasn't very upset, I got a good job, I gained both formal and real work experience - the firm is really good, everything was taught.
Write a summary. education, work experience killed, and then stupor - you know, with formal "works" I have seams. I asked the boss to help a little, he is an adequate man, I think he will not let go in trouble :) began to write "personal qualities", he is such "well, write... well, communicability, step-by-step, whoever wants teeth to talk. stress resistance... yeah, how did you and Ivanov cope, when the whole department had already drank valerian... yeah, this is generally possible in professional skills - conflict management. Write it up, haha. the ability to cope with non-standard tasks... organizational skills..." well in this spirit everything.
The next day I come to the personnel officers, and they are, and Vladimir Zelenich said to make an order to transfer you to the position of manager.
Shut up?
What was it at all?
yyy: "Such a cow is needed by himself".