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[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №7377
 01.07.2008
Nothing makes life easier than an accidentally incorrect response in the anti-spam bot settings.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №7376
 01.07.2008
when was the chip of the world passed the y exam a 5 because told the predead of all the players of the Korean national team for memory)))
I used to call these names... I didn’t remember all of them clearly... I inserted names from the mortals of the combat with such an irreconcilable face like kung lao.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №7375
 01.07.2008
<JeyDee> I get out of the runway, and there the dog goes... looks at me... type rescue!
<JeyDee> I think...what’s going on with him
<JeyDee> the dog ran
<x> =)
<JeyDee> and after him the guy small
<JeyDee> has a cat in his hands
<JeyDee> and the guy screams to the dog: Stay! You are singing!! Stay and sing!! to

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №7374
 01.07.2008
Crazzy: at the meeting was a guy on his project
Crazzy: I found out that no one wants to give us the source information because it is confidential, and no one can say what to do specifically because they don’t know.
I said I would smoke bamboo until I reached the state of enlightenment.
Vitaly is following. Once you say that you are working in the sweat of your face... on a task that you can’t talk about to someone whose name can’t be pronounced... and no one will see the result.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №7373
 01.07.2008
Qwe: I am watching you!! to
ASD is yes? And from where?
Qwe: From above!!))
ASD: And what am I doing now?? to
Qwe: You look up!
asd: 0_o! Where are you?!! to

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №7372
 01.07.2008
In the office toilet hangs a sign: “Do not smoke!” At the bottom of the hand is a signature: "Let the shit smell!"

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №7371
 01.07.2008
Hkm: Fuck, today I woke up from my own laughter...

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №7370
 01.07.2008
by Lasto4ka
What depends on how a man gets fucked?
H-Up
by Intellect
H-Up
Smart people fuck better.
H-Up
But more often :(

You will not argue.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №7369
 01.07.2008
Bleen
Are you still in the ambulance? Or broke in the summer?
Sawyer
struck in summer.
Sawyer
I’m still on the line. :>

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №7368
 01.07.2008
aaa: it is better to put the node32, it has a non-attack pact with viruses.

They do not touch him, he is theirs.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №7367
 01.07.2008
Now I eat less.
How do you manage to use Control?
What a dumb control yesterday ate, I'm afraid to trouble.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №7366
 01.07.2008
XXXX: all over the coral hangs ((

WOW: What version is it? X3 or X4?? to

Theme: HZ

UUU: pps... as ambiguous)))

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №7365
 01.07.2008
I barely got lightning today.
2 Why?
1: Why didn’t I get? I turned fucking!

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №7364
 01.07.2008
I am preparing for the summer - I bought a water heater.
The state did not give up, they turned off the cold water.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №7363
 01.07.2008
Al/ now met the girl by inetsu.
When and when a date
I will tell you tomorrow.

for tomorrow

Al/Parkyn and sister met, we two diva...

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №7362
 01.07.2008
I went for a walk with a friend in Nevsky. The green light signal begins to flash.
She says:
Let us run! We succeed on that side.
I broke... Well, I’m behind her.
And the devil drove me screaming after her:
Hold on to her!! She stole my wallet!!! to
Someone almost rushed to kick her off her feet. I haven’t spoken for three days...

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №7361
 01.07.2008
Empty
I wonder what will happen if tampaks are dropped in cocaine, and then used as intended?

Bessofka
I am going to come.)

Empty
And the pain will disappear...tampaks...liv in pleasure!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №7360
 01.07.2008
KATAFALC : Does anyone have an automatic recipe maker? - a program in which you write an assortment of the refrigerator to get recipes))

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №7359
 01.07.2008
<Den> Denis vs. beer - 1:0
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[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №7358
 01.07.2008
I don’t understand people like my mother.
and xxx:?
He calls my phone and asks if I’m at home.
You are not the only one.)
Ricky said no.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Miki: I asked where? I said at school. Stop! you are at home!
I have at least two such moms :)

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