In the southern hemisphere of our planet, people, when they want to move to warmer regions, say something like "Gm. Should I go north?"

With Hicks:

Brenwen: The feeling is that now everything is done not to be as comfortable as possible for users, but to be as exciting as possible for hipsters. After such news I look forward to the news from Google/Apple/Microsoft that in the new version of the smartphone OS they have introduced an innovative interface and now a third of the phone screen will be occupied by an indelible panel with a video player and download manager, the icons on the desktop will be constantly mixed according to the intelligent algorithm, and those contacts that you rarely call will be removed from the phone book, but new ones will be automatically added, from all people who are in the radius of action of blues.

I’ll tell you about the cock, cat. with a pig and a snake depicted in the center of the circle of the sansaira.

What does the cat represent?

YanSmit: A cat embodies independence, purity and flexibility.
The last two qualities of the cat are combined.

What to print photos of winter Peter, having a color printer is not necessary

Elektra: Haracho if they added a catacomb to the game, watched the Suicide Squad, there was a clove
Alvarez: I already see somebody in Japan committing a sudoku because of this response.

I am waiting for my turn at the accounting office. I listen to the conversation that comes from there:
My computer was taken from me. They said that the metal in it repulses this program.
First I was surprised, then translated to a closer to me, technical, aesthetic:
"On my computer iron does not support this software".
A-A-A is OK

Today I was killed by one girl" - I had to change the connection settings to the service program
I explain to the entire cabinet immediately, we get to the fact that you need to add to the IP address a non-standard port.
I say: "after the number 150, we put the double...", it begins to remove 150.
I say, "we do not remove anything, but we write the two-point". She says “Aaa” and recovers 150, adding two more zeros to it.
I say, “not two zeroes, but two points.” She says "Aaa" and removes the extra zeroes, writes two points.
I say, "not two points, but two points". She says "Aaa" and writes a double word.
Accountants are easy.

I had a dispute with the navigator, until the runaway was done. So I do not use.
YYY: I just changed my voice to a man’s, now we don’t argue.
HH: Was it possible?
yyy: Now I felt the need to clarify that the voice changed in the navigator.

From Habr.

by Akalenuk:
Programmer and scientist. For computers about twenty years, from the very childhood for more than a month and a half from the monitor did not leave.

I would open a cafe with vegetarian food. So, to immediately and the halal, and the coat, and the zoo. No alcohol but with a separate balcony for smoking. Not that there would be such a large demand, but there is no offer at all, so I think it would be a success.

In fact, I am not a lover of vegetarian food. Not even an amateur. I can’t tolerate tofu and soy these substitutes. I hate practically. On the other hand, after twenty years of programming, I don’t really like people. In principle, it goes out once in a while.

The engineer sent for agreement the schedule of working days for the coming year, indicating that we are working in 1917.
Answer of the manager: "In the first quarter work more carefully, there is not a very historical year".

xxx> what did you say?
Yyy> There was a lot of noise and alcohol.
yyy> I didn’t hear what I said

Today, as a programmer, I noticed a service in a human being working in the background.
Imagine an electric car approaching the Kursk station. At the window deep sleeps a girl who goes out on the Kursk. Next stop "Kalanchevskaya" and if the girl sleeps and goes out on it, it will be unpleasant. And before the electric stops, there is a broadcast sound package. "The next stop is Kalanchoe" The background service in the girl's head finds the "Kalanchevskaya" subset, and sends a priority signal to wake up. She opens her eyes and with a sleepy look tries to match her location with the received message. Loading to the end, he sees that station! = Kalanchevskaya and comes out of the electric drive.
P.S And the RJDshniki good, never thought that the announcement of the next station before the electric stop at the current have such a profound meaning.

What is wrong...?

The evil administrator sits on a color printer to print on measure. Without him nothing.
And since not everything runs in the distance, it is often absent.
The girl suits. It is thinking.
Is there a printer here? not there.
What should you do to make it quickly and steadily in place?
The programmer sitting next to him shakes his head:
Reset on the server.
As usually happens, the administrator immediately materialized, and the phrase was heard, the man only miraculously did not grieve.

The method works... no need to press, enough intention...

I bought Polina Flowers.
The flower eaten the same night.
Three old socks
Two pieces of cover
My own red pot.

The Art_Arts

xxx: there was a story with us in the universe, when the grandmother did not pass the diploma, but did not pass the exam.
Prepod was without one eye, and she came last. He had already wanted to leave, and here she gave:
At least look at one eye.

It seems that if an alien who has secretly arrived and well disguised himself as a landlord, will write here with good, practical knowledge about how to properly, for example, "pull the Marlesian tripeas", then there will also be some local sad thing.

M'aarlezuyan, you mean that?

One day I sat on Instagram and looked at the photos. I liked the pictures of a girl’s cake. All photos are bright, bright, the background color of the photos harmonize with the color of the cakes themselves. I will note that I know that special wallpapers are sold for these purposes. Well, in general, it looks great and there is a dialogue between us:
I: This is the approach to the case! Even the backgrounds are picked up specifically under the cakes. The Respect!
“Thank you very much, this is just a wall on my balcony.

Typical of Omsk:
Zzz: Tell me, and you are not afraid, the citizens will gather in a crowd and burn you?
XXX: Of course not. We cancelled all routes on which they can reach the city.

I remembered the army case.

I went into the kitchen for the first time.
That is, we are sitting three and in front of my bathroom plates-cups for the whole shelf (thousands of people).

And here Grechishkin begins to spoil anecdotes. Of course, he was washing too.
The anecdotes at first seem ridiculous.
The car charged. It turns one, immediately begins the second or third and goes on in non-stop mode.

At the end of the second hour, the hysteria with us ended. My dishes and crying.

Who has never understood what the movie matrix is about?

Yyy: It is not necessary to take any chemicals on the street from an unfamiliar Negro.