Today I bought an inflatable plush for skating.
The seller just pumped it to me at the time and looked at the manometer (who doesn't know - this is an illusion measuring the pressure when pumping).
A woman falls with a man and asks the seller:
Do you have a child’s wheelchair for sale?! to
The seller, without looking away:
No no no no.
The Woman:
Why don’t you look me in the eyes when you answer?
The Seller:
It is a shame that there are no wheelchairs.