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 30.12.2015
Today we went out for a walk with my son and were dragged into the war. Two fortresses of snow. The snow in the style of Star Wars for half an hour. I pulled my black hat on my beard and I was Darth Vader. gathered at home. And then I noticed the inscription “LUK” on one of the guys’ jackets. I wash the snow off my hat, extend my hand to him and say, “I’m your father!” In a joke of course. He woke up so that everyone who was in the reach zone turned around. He spoke a long time and then ran away. It turned out, as explained by the women-neighbors, his single mother joked that if he would not be obeyed, his father would appear and take him to the narcology. It is [...]
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