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We study magical phrases: "Take your private life, there will be no time / desire to go into someone else", "I, as a woman, shoe dresses do not owe you, but I like myself", "I know how to have fun without alcohol", "dance with me I do not advise, I will give you your legs", "children will start when I decide, and not when it is necessary" and so on. This is my gift to you for the NH. Learn to keep the hams at a distance. With the coming.

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