In the computer store:

Girl, I need a flash, a very small flash.
This is the smallest! (showing a flash size of approximately 3x1,5 cm) They were even smaller, but finished.
I need the smallest one! The tax will come, how will I swallow this?! to

The entire department has broken up.

My phone is very photographic. Very very figured.
I can’t call the camera at all.

Zed: Let’s go, we even guess each other’s thoughts!
If you sit next to her, I’ll even guess your thoughts.

A man must conquer a woman.

He is: I am

She: that
I will only take a man seriously if he does so.

And what about reciprocity?

She: reciprocity will be later, if a man can reach me.

It is O_O

She: You know... if I see that a man does everything for me, then he won’t be divided. And will swim in tenderness and attention.

It is a mortgage.

Kerpe Rahatlukum: What happened to you yesterday?
Dearka: Inet Tupil (
Kerpe Rahatlukum: I was wasting more: Dear with toilet paper status was worn from online to offline

Shit, wait another hour. I sit in the airport waiting for the bus.
Zoot: becomes boring
Algonus: Come to the guards and ask, you did not see the prison here, accidentally erupted, the machine can now not assemble. It will not be boring
Zoot: no, I’ll say the rook on the stairs ringed when the ammunition was running
Zoot: the bullet fell into the gap to get or sadly a dozen bullets of money are worth
Algonus: And you don’t have Winchester by chance?
Zoot: ammunition is good trackers through three
Algonus: Generally enough to go out into the center of the hall and say. " No to panic! Stay calm "
Zoot: and add "I am unarmed!"
Algonus: aaaa, killed *ROFL*

by Fer_re
Listen to
by Fer_re
You know how to sew?
by Fer_re
Could you cut me?
Malvina
You’re funny, I can make sweaters. :)
by Fer_re
What about KISS? It is simple, can you?
Malvina
I can, but I can make a towel. :)

Garn: in Naftokamsk connected a Vietnamese with the name of Huiase.
Garn: Huiase to Hwang)))
KnZ is)
Garn: I am asking him...type:"Huaja?" he is:"ta ta Huaja To Hwang"))))
Garn: I barely chewed my tongue.
Garn: from laughter

Poor man, he’s still crawling, probably...

At a time when all “computer-makers” are at war with accountants,
My head in the corporation feeds me from a spoon. To my comment on such a non-standard situation, she gives:
"You, shit, will not be fed, and then you will not do anything at all".
So is this =)

This, ultimately, will change the resource ideology a little, but may partially revive the old good tower.
I suggest making two sections (or at least two abyss) on the tower:
1st Admin, programming, or even just AI-TISH humour
2nd Other Citations

I apologize in advance for the ugly act... but just interesting...
Bring it to the top. and plays :)

Talk about the ill-handed installers of the LVS...

Silver MC: I remembered this... A couple of years ago I worked at the Peter’s provider’s sapport. I am addressed by one of the newly connected clients, saying that sometimes Inet disappears. I look at logs - and indeed, then here for an hour disappeared, then here for 2-3 hours, then here, then there - some fucking shit.

Silver MC: I handed over the application to the operating group, say, guys, you need to go out to the client and deal with it... They come a couple of hours ago - rju-gowns. What is? The monitors at the installation point of the end equipment did not find the lechtrical socket, the equipment, the question, and made it themselves, asking from the disconnector of the sorting (!)...

Silver MC: The monitors, of course, explained the mystery of the disappearing Inet to the client, or to those on the spot... But when other uneducated employees called me, I said:
Are you at the computer now?
and yes.
Can I ask you to turn on the light in the toilet?
E... why?
So be kind, turn it on. Check the availability of the Internet.

I would give everything to look at the face of the calling man, as he turned on the light in the sorting machine and knocked his mouse into the intranet spaces and said to me:

Emm... emm... thank you!

<Dmitry>: Fisher was awake from a cell phone call, I missed the missed call from the boss, time 12 - apple slightly rattled sho again too late ear seriously... I call her - I say, from scuco, I slept again, in an hour I will be, mommy I swear! and she's me - Dimko-Cortinko, sleep calmly, I'm numbered, Sunday shit
I didn’t sleep anymore, haha.

Mons
We are meeting?

PolyMorph
No, Wang, we’re not meeting, we’re not meat, I know what you wanted to say.

We have two flags dominating the word:
Can any word be correctly or incorrectly written? Well, write "electricity"!
...
It is great! And write "minet", even if we know whether it is written with a soft sign or not...

Stealz: healthy as you do
Drimaskus: Yes, the shit was fired from the job :(
Stealz: Why are you so?
Drimaskus: Yes late three times in a row
Stealz: So you work as hard as you can?
Drimaskus: I am surprised how this first day was so hard to mark a new job.
Stealz: Understand all and the rest
Drimaskus: Well, in the second day, and by habit came to the old job, then under the common laughter of former colleagues ran for a new one.
Drimaskus: on the third all hard decided not to be late on any occasion. In order to do this, switch on the alarms in advance wherever they are. The horror did not fall asleep, but the chief thing was on time, came 20 minutes before the opening and who knew that on that day we were working an hour later. As a result, in order not to stand dumb went to the park, he was not far there, sat on the bench and not even noticed how he fell asleep. I feel someone wakes up and the first thought I get up late and I'm going to run and maybe I'd even have time if I wasn't waking up. Eventually I was fired.
Tagged: lol
You are a loser!! to

Day as day. I read Bach. I got a funny quote, and I laughed a little, went out to smoke in the entrance. The mood is good, I smoke and quietly chick, remembering the quote. The grandmothers at the entrance strangely touched me. In the poem...
In an hour the door rings. I open – menta, and next to them one of the entrance grandmothers. The dialogue:
Myth is he?
Grandma: Yeah he is! Smoking and Hichikal.
Myth: The young man. Please show the cigarettes you smoked.
And I was on the melli and the third day smoked whiteworm. And the situation was finally worsened by the fact that I began to ride on the floor and roast like a horse on a hemp field.
c) MaratMS

by Milla:
I can too)

The Hunter:
I did not doubt.

by Milla:
The truth is red.

The Hunter:
From what this?

by Milla:
I am ashamed)

The Hunter:
I don’t understand – are you rubbing after the mine, or even by hints on it?

by Milla:
Too late to red.

Today I woke up with the thought: How comfortable to sleep without a lighthouse... Now I am afraid to fall asleep...

He drove in the bus, which he jumped into without looking at the number. All 5 cars on a certain section of the route go to the same stops.
At one of the stops the door opens and a woman from the street asks me: “Will I go to Youth?” and I could only answer this with the question: “What kind of bus is this?”

Have you noticed how children meet and say goodbye?

They meet for the first time as if they knew forever.

Say goodbye forever as if it were tomorrow.

We have something to learn from them.