Ti-Di-L
I can wear a pearl and shake my head.

The Flower
I can wear nothing and shake my breasts.

The guy doesn't binge 2nd week decided to find out why the dialogue

How do you do it? – Don’t do it anymore?
Bandin: Wow, yes good, it’s all like that
Remember the evil.
Swell: Oh, why is it suddenly?? to
Bandin: You know, I just decided to tie up with the wo...
Swell :?Ban, you are scaring me.
Bandin: Heh
Damn where did we fall like you?!=(Anderdogs do not go without it at all=)
Bandin: Yes, I didn't think, but in fact, half the summer I'm already sleeping behind the comp, tired of sleeping like, 15 hours and the rest of the time I eat, sleep and sleep sometimes, but now when I stopped cuddling, I go to the barbecue, I'm cuddling with friends, I still started to read books and drink kefir at night.
Swell: O o ppc = (

Prehistory: Put on a mobile phone call the song of Aquarium "Rastamani from the depths". When my mom calls.
I go on the bus. Mom calls here. I squeeze and everyone around hear clearly "mama, holidays, we’re going to the jam. Mom, vacation we go to the jam, work on smoking grass". With a smile I answered "Hello Mom!". The bus did not lie, but smiles and laughter increased. Now I’m thinking of putting the song “Your big breasts are preventing me from sleeping at night” when a girl calls... it’s true if mom and girl find out, I’m fucking...

I bought a snake, now everyone is riding when I say "All so far, I’m going to play with the snake".

It is a pity that there is no function in the phone "Good shit!"(

It's a pity that the operators do not provide the service: on (whipped on the account) SMS "subscriber... asks to call back" answer free SMS "Hi you!"

Komondante: Finally discovered who and why is filled in the elevator: it is the people on the first floor who are avenging for what they have under the windows.

FrosT (11:05:48 16/07/2008)
A Greek rider crossed the river.
Seeing a Greek in the River of Cancer.
He put Greek’s hand into the river.
Cancer on the hand of the Greek cap.

I-Bot Translate 54U8 (11:05:49 16/07/2008)
Rode Greek across the river.
Sees Greek in the River Cancer.
Stuck Greek hand in the river.
Cancer for the Hand of Greek of Cap.

FrosT (11:05:53 16/07/2008)
Rode Greek across the river.
Sees Greek in the River Cancer.
Stuck Greek hand in the river.
Cancer for the Hand of Greek of Cap.

I-Bot Translate 54U8 (11:05:54 16/07/2008)
A Greek was driving on the other side of the river.
He sees Greek in the river cancer.
The Greek hand in the river.
Cancer for the hand of the Greek of the single agricultural policy.

Ize'g0re (13:43:39 17/07/2008)
Thoughts: This is how I and the compiler communicate. and. and.

Someone is stuck in the elevator!
WOW: How do you know? Is it loud? ?
Ohhhhh no no. I am that someone!!! to

I talk to a client... his innet is not working... I look at a virus... I say that you have a virus...
The client says it can’t!
Your computer in Germany is breaking down.
The client said I didn’t speak German.
Unable to hold. He stopped.

I’m glad you started eating normally.
She: So glad you care about me.
He: And all because I need you for a long time.
Is it a long-term lease?
It is beautiful)))
He is AHA. The Leasing)
She: Oh, you don’t say such words with me, or I don’t know what they mean and I’m excited :)

Yesterday, my friend made a feat by dragging me drunk to the eighth floor and handing it over to my mother. And only two small but: I live on the tenth floor and my mom is now in the country.

I bought clothes from China. I read the instructions: "Woman three. Man is not three. I have three. The others are not three. Hygiene will leave you"

Democrat: Are you an Igor?
<(*_*)> what does it look like?

XX: I feel more and more that our new employees are not very competent.
YYY: Is it so?
xxx: When I came to work last night, these humanoids enthusiastically pissed each other with their chairs.
YYY: X-D

Eugene O. After every cleaning in the house, two questions torment me:
1st There is a dust generator in the apartment.
2nd Why is he becoming stronger and more powerful?

XHHH: Lumpy Inet is lying
WOW: Run it again or swim?
HH: And that and that.
WOW: universal word "wow" for Russian inite 8)

I understand everything, but being late to work is justified by the fact that you have an unlimited Internet, it is already overbooked...

There would be love, and the eagles would be found.

Nick Blue

End of the 1970s, Technical University. between technicians and doctors. The Contest

The Captains.

Remember, as a child, there was such a game: jump on one leg, knock.

with the ball on the ground, and for each blow to say:

I know five-named girls, Masha Olya Katya, or five flowers.

This is the Captain’s Contest. The task. Hoping on one leg with a ball.

The physician shall name five attachments; the technician shall name five bones.

The human skeleton.

Doctor: I-know-five-names-fixing-elements-nail-win...

Shuttle –... out.

Technical: I-know-five names-bones-skeleton: first vertebrae-second

Third vertebrae, fourth vertebrae and fifth vertebrae. and victory!! to

- And you remember, Nikanor Ivanovich, how we fought as children?

- Fulfill you, Stepan Petrovich... What are we with you, from whom...

Fighting with children?