I married early, at the age of 21. My husband, though 5 years older than me, and my second marriage, was as tight as I was in terms of family relationships. We scandalized all the time because of everything. They lived the first time with their parents.

Actually the story itself.

Once again, we fell into dust and dust. My parents were at work, so I just went to the yard because I could not be alone with my husband. In the courtyard we then had a straw, the old Soviet, I attached to it as a child with the tongue in the winter. I sat on her and suffered. And here, I see, my father is going to work. He came, asked what happened, and I told him. And we have to say that he was a person not very emotional, at least from the outside) He listened, sneezed, smoked, and kept silent. I spoke and I also kept silent. And then he begins to stir me slowly, catch-catch, catch-catch. Ever higher and higher, I already help my legs to get higher, faster, catch-catch. Oh, in five minutes already high, the spirit captures what tears, laughter hysterical. That’s how I hit for 30 minutes, my oldest daughter, catch-catch. He sneaks silently, smokes, smiles, and I sneak like a child, these are those memories)))

My older daughter, fifteen years old, approaches me and asks:

- Dad, how can you make money online, it is boring to sit at home in quarantine.

-Well, for you the most optimal option is to master Photoshop and stick hats for social networks and websites, you can draw.

- No, so not to study, but immediately start earning.

There is a variant, Yandex Toloka, called.

I register her, put the crack that no adult content was and give her an account to understand. A few days later, she approached me, almost with tears in her eyes, and said:

“Dad, I worked all day, worked and earned almost nothing.

Welcome to adult life, daughter.

The office where I work is guarded 24 hours a day. They work on a daily basis. There is one remarkable character among them. Uncle fifty years old, shouldered, with military training (like the former - not interested) and without a stomach, although work and sitting. It is remarkable that when any employee enters the office, he always stands up. Same with the exit. And if the employee is a man, then he still comes out of the table (a la reception), approaches and stretches his hand. Moreover, he is also greeted not like everyone, but with a compulsory bowing of the head and regardless of the position and age of the employee. It applies to everyone exclusively on the IO. When communicating little speaking, but always polite. At first it was a bit wild and even funny for me. But then I got used to it and now I know how pleasant it is.



So here. With the introduction of self-isolation measures, we men stopped greeting by the hand. It was not easy and not immediately. It was especially difficult to describe the character. A script that has been flawed for decades has failed.



Today I go to the office, this guard stands up, approaches me and stretches the sprayer with a disinfectant. He sprinkled on my arms and returned to his place. The script is updated and fixed.)

I remember one time I went down with a boss in Moscow in the subway at some accidental station. He stood up in the middle of the platform, turned his head and moved to the left for half a meter.

There will be an entrance!

I looked carefully, there were no signs.

“Wow,” I admirably think, “in so many years I’ve learned all the points on all the stations! Okay, at the beginning of the composition, there from the inscription "Stop the first wagon" somehow can be calculated, but in the center...

The train arrives and the doors are opened exactly where the boss has stumbled.

How did you identify the stop? I cannot withstand...

“Ty,” the boss wondered, “What’s on the street?

September, I don’t understand Monday.

Rain on the street! - explains to the unreasonable boss, - a crowd of people at the entrance of the previous electric train on a granite of wet traces showed. You need to be more careful!

After the introduction for citizens of mandatory local journeys from home to house with passes there and back, citizens finally guessed that it does not matter exactly what is written in a paper called the constitution.

Two large panda Yin Yin and Le Le from Ocean Park Zoo in Hong Kong first coupled after the announcement of quarantine, when all visitors left the park. Previously, the panda had been trying to reduce for 10 years

Everything you need to know about the future.

My husband and I came home from the store.
removed the masks. It turns out that my husband is not mine.
Be careful!