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[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №7760
 13.07.2008
I read from a friend in the status: haha...the most terrible thing to know is that your ex is sleeping...with another of your ex.

I wonder what kind of people people are communicating with.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №7759
 13.07.2008
Intra> fucking, I need a good pencil and a backbone. Yesterday I came to download the movie, so while he was running before the compilation I managed to wash all the dishes, dust drying the floor of the cottage, dust a family of cockroaches, take out the garbage, clean up, wash a bunch of things to cook twice to eat, eat and repair the column for the acoustic system... ppt >8-/

By the way, did the dial-up?
No..just in addition to the mosquitoes there is ischo all Russia where unlimited (64 speed, the outcome is unfair, which is not far from the dialap) the internet costs 1400 rubles(( Dear Moscow providers..remember the Far East. Nietzsche is free. You can raise money from here.

South of Russia! The same situation. The fucking people are terrible. Anything sharper than 64 kbit is not in the pocket of an ordinary user.

Push out whoever is indifferent

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №7758
 13.07.2008
I need your advice.
Category: Urgent
Vitality: Essential
Zork #23: Drink

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №7757
 13.07.2008
andy andy:
I watched the chassis in the mirror... you look at me... I’m not a puji... I’m not a puji.
by Tasha:
I am also black ?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №7756
 13.07.2008
Picasso, where the world goes.
I sit on the bench at MTS - in front of a young father with a 3-year-old child.
A child is tormenting a cat... Daddy, don’t torture a bitch, or the bitch will wake up and it will hang out.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №7755
 13.07.2008
From the advertisement of LG washing machines:

The volume of a steam molecule is 1600 times smaller than the volume of a water molecule.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №7754
 13.07.2008
I bought my clothes! Hurry to!
The green...?
Have you seen my clothes??? How do you know they are green? O_O
WOW: No, I didn’t see it, but after you bought a green bag yesterday, a green shirt yesterday, and a week ago a green rope.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №7753
 13.07.2008
Whom did Rickdam Huyandex bustle with a firefox on the tower?

2 admin's and phuNo on the rules))

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №7752
 13.07.2008
HitlerJr joins #niggaz
<HitlerJr> God, how I love you all))
<HitlerJr> fact, this is not you

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №7751
 13.07.2008
The weather... it is not smart like... but when the weekend knows!!! to

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №7750
 13.07.2008
>Julia
>I will not delete this log! I’ll read it back in the >moments when I get figo))

and...

The idiots in the elevator.

You threatened with your dumb flow a great idea and one of the best resources of the runnet. You have turned the internet accessible to everyone into a sandbox, with a bunch of wretched and angry children.

I understand that this is a puberty age, but in this case it is a diagnosis.If you previously painted on bars and walls, then now you have internet portals for this. And every fool who crashed into the network considers it his duty to leave in virtual reality his suffering and sickness.

When the mandatory regulation and age limit is introduced for visiting the inite - I will breathe with relief, fuck him, with totalitarianism, this evil uncontrollability - it is much worse.

>it should be in the top!!! to

It should not be in the top.
It should be in the head.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №7749
 13.07.2008
Nothing raises the mood like reading an emo online diary.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №7748
 13.07.2008
XXX: Now I saw the announcement in the newspaper:
Total indifference to alcohol by the method of G. A. Shishko.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №7747
 13.07.2008
<Cepera>: 21"monitorrr.....) now to turn the look from the window of the ass to the " basket" you have to turn the head....

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №7746
 13.07.2008
Yitzuk: How strong and stable is its assault to the external environment? Interested in working in production. Fingers in the oil are possible, water splashes and falls of the cuvaldochka are possible.

Fyvap: I would like to see a note resistant to the "fall of the cuvaldochka". Thus, there is a design of armor, reinforced by ribs of rigidity. And necessarily on wheels - for portability. And if on top a turning tower with a machine gun to add and inside the cabin to make more convenient! For me, as a Sissadin, it would be very useful for work. And the youths’t stick...

PROL: Imagine a fairy picture: the door opens, and the system administrator enters solemnly in his laptop.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №7745
 13.07.2008
Reviews about the Nikon D80, writes some Ira:
My boyfriend gave me this stuff. A stupid thing! Bring them nuts. Heavy, thick, not beautiful. For him specifically, the bag must be dragged, in a woman’s bag you don’t wear that. The pictures are not ahti. The automation is stupid. In the evening, you can't take pictures - the photos are dim and noisy. It runs on the shelf. The new guy gave me the much better Sony T300 photocopy is great, nothing to adjust. Small and beautiful. You can wear a rope on the neck and put it in a bag. The pictures are bright, juicy beautiful. It is also 10 megapixels. He finds people on photos, even a square on the face does not need to be found, he catches when people smile. You can take pictures in the evening. A bigger screen. Unless you have to wait a little longer for him to shuffle, but he has many other merits. I only take pictures with a sonic. With him and I look better, but as a fool was dealing with that bandour, everybody looked around when they saw me and looked at me as an unusual.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №7744
 13.07.2008
by Artemin:
Tokio Hotel is my favorite band! I’ve been listening to it for 6 years!!! to

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №7743
 13.07.2008
He: “I sing” White butterflies flew away
Why am I not sleeping at night?
She: I have two weeks of delay.
What do you do with me in the spring?
......
He is: What?? to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №7742
 13.07.2008
The law for Russia as a binoculars for Kutuzov - and necessary and useless

at the same time.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №7741
 13.07.2008
I have a friend, an ethnic German, named Kasper. Figure in

The city is famous and very respected. Ten years ago, it was like

fungi form across the country various patriot fraternities and

The Cossacks. We suddenly remembered what was in our glorious city.

The great river Don. Don is there, and there are no Cossacks.

have created. Cossacks of the East of Don (who cares that the city is created)

in 1937, and the Cossacks here if only in the movies and seen). invited

“self-made” Cossacks, they came, with swords, in fours, long

Looking for a colourful historical place to devote local people to

“The real.” Found an old, destroyed church on the shore of Ivan Lake

An enormous mill mill that grows into the ground. Two nights dedicated.

Until the blue, to the greens. They destroyed the gardens, they destroyed the gardens.

He lay peacefully for the second hundred years and was thrown into the water.

Looking at pride and hope, they gave to touch the swords, promised

"to show order," some were poured, and called to join the ranks.

In general, mentally and usefully spent time.

In the morning, somewhat alive new cosacks named East Don held the first

public action - attacked a local farm workshop and closed

A package of old grass. In the Sabbath. Now it was all. But need

They were authoritative leaders to raise prestige. Here we sit.

With Casper - a knock, a delegation steps up. The Cossacks. The Sabbath. some

Nurses and Nurses. What can we? He was invited to join in

Cossacks, you say, authority, education, athlete, you will be

Our children will train, and we will immediately give you the title of Yeshua, and the resor,

Just a slice of it yourself...I look at it.

he will react, he is them, I would like to, but look, he will

You will have a big look, people, guests, and they will announce: Don Cossacks,

It is Kasper! It doesn’t sound somehow. You are yourself, somehow, you guys.

visible, and titles,, by the way, how do you glorify, my loving ones?

The glorious Cossacks of the East of the Don were attached, the chest with the wheel and

presented: Esau Sabirov, you can just Rustam, the second somehow

confusedly coughed and pronounced - horunji Salzman, you can just Leva.

In general, Kasper said, I am one of you Russian, because I am Andrew.

He did not go to the Cossacks, he said, flat foot.

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