<r31t3r> in Russia red=beautiful... and so I have four days of beautiful eyes

Sometimes I talk in a dream. One day my parents woke up and told my monologue:
"Good night mom!"
"Good night Dad!"
(within two minutes)
"You are going to go!"

Samerly – What are you doing at home?
I'm going to clean up :D All the day. Then comes the theme.
Samerly and guessing.

1 is awake?
2: Not to the end
1: The rate of interest?
by 2:80
1: in you to fly quivaldo by +20% to awakening
2: * worked resistant to stupid weapons
1: in you to fly a tail at +20% to awakening
2: Resistance to cutting
1: in you to fly a spy at +20% to awakening
2: Resistance to cracks
1: in you to fly a charge of BFG by +20% to awakening
2: Drinking antirad
1: you fly a cup of coffee at +20% to awakening
2:* destroyed a flying cup with a laser shot from the eyes
2: * awakened from the use of the laser
Billy, I didn’t know right away.

Chuck Norris and Onotole have assembled their own collider in the garage, in case the first does not babbl and will not have to save the planet.

I saw yesterday on TV that Russian programmers won some honorary competition of France... so I congratulate the guys on this achievement!!! They even overcame their favourites – the Maldives!
And the most pleasant thing was that we won without a man's bowling and a violinist.

odmin_kot_shredder_huyase_o_o

Spam has arrived
A house of kidney stones is now a reality.

How I like it!! When it comes to the fact that in the Russian language there are also rules of spelling, people remember only in disputes. And this is done when you are roasted at the most unhealthy. When we were young, we used to say, "You are a fool," but the last word is left behind you, and the great and powerful is remembered on the tower.

let`s play (10:25:34 8/07/2008)
She is alive and has children.

Twister (10:25:49 8/07/2008)
>> she is still alive and has children
He was a young man.

let`s play (10:26:41 8/07/2008)
What did you put his finger in the anus? Otherwise how did you find out?! to

Twister (10:27:01 8/07/2008)
Serpents, like frogs, do not have an anus.

Twister (10:27:08 8/07/2008)
They have clowns.

Twister (10:27:25 8/07/2008)
It is two in one.

Twister (10:28:56 8/07/2008)
>> How did you find out?
Young is in size.
On the orange spot on the neck.
The fact that the male sex - he did not turn his mouth when he was smoked.

The water tank was a torpedo.
The three-metre torpedo was discovered directly on the street by the inhabitants of the village of Cheremisskoye - the ammunition was lying here for 13 years, and people were sure that it was a tank for water. The torpedo was barely dismantled by the hunters for non-ferrous metals, and now the FSB intervened.

We live in an invincible country.

ChaosLord
A harsh age in the courtyard... now people in order to think sober and look at the world, you need to get drunk.

XXX: Do you smoke?
Sometimes it happens with a break of 2 to 4 months.
Sometimes I too... the chief chickens!! to
YYY: Yes, I’m trying at 50 years.
XXX: And I am pleased...
YYY: Kent-Jest, Glamour Fu...Pell Mall and Assembly of Nothing.
XXX: yes..."vox" still cool..
YYY: Oh yeah
YYY is fucking!!! What Mother and Daughter Talk About!!!! to

in contact
Renat Air joined the group "I want to have sex!!!!!!". by 19:31
Renat Air left the group "I want to have sex!!!!!!". by 19:32

You are quick, man.

I decided to joke with my friends, they made a cacao from construction foam.
It was great, I need to paint it.
Yes to Brown
I: I have to do something to make it smell.
He: Yeah, go up from the top.

The New Year 2008. Strong as steel.

As reliable as Chinese condoms
Technology as accounts
Simple as a synchrophasotron

Chel tells how he went to treat his teeth the day before:

4to-to_tam (19:46:19 6/07/2008)
It was fucking yesterday ?
Insane18 (19:46:25 6/07/2008)
? to
4to-to_tam (19:46:28 6/07/2008)
Old woman 60 to 70 years old
4to-to_tam (19:46:53 6/07/2008)
I tell her - you say make me teeth, and I will turn on the music - it will be easier for me)
4to-to_tam (19:47:05 6/07/2008)
Enrolled at maximum)
Insane18 (19:47:13 6/07/2008)
HY is
4to-to_tam (19:47:25 6/07/2008)
I have one ear, and the second one is there to hear what she says.
Insane18 (19:47:34 6/07/2008)
and?
4to-to_tam (19:47:51 6/07/2008)
And she says to her sister, "Light, here I listen to what is being heard from the headphones and I remember how a year ago Rammstein listened to 0_O.

xxx> Girls, and you know you just need to see "My bookmarks" at your guy....

Shit shit shit....

XHH: Listen, and what is called the championship in search in the internet. Yandex conducts it.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XHH: It sounds acutely. "Internet search championship Yandex.Sclerosis"

at work :
vtoroe_s4astje
My cheek is scratching. What to do? It is somewhat ugly.

sister
Go to the toilet.

vtoroe_s4astje
and far away. by the law of wickedness she will stop itching until I come.

sister
Go into the closet and get rid of it.

vtoroe_s4astje
That is, it’s okay if I get up, go to the closet of the coupe, open it, go down and after 30 seconds I’ll go out happy?))

sister
Well yes, and what? ?

sister
You can scream! and show in the window, and myself scratch quickly ))) Then you say it seemed to have seen a unicorn )))

in Electricity
Dialogue between father and daughter aged 8-9
by p. We caught the duck in the nest, there were eggs, we took the eggs and roasted them.
D is “You imagine the duck sitting down and tearing, and you came and took the eggs!