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[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №52893
 05.09.2011
From the tape:
The bulletins will soon look like below:
1st "United Russia"
Just for lulz.
Just for lulz.
Just for lulz.
...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №52892
 05.09.2011
Such a thin and competent trolling, as with ranets I have never seen... continue to burn, long ago did not rust over the loaves that are being led.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №52891
 05.09.2011
The code of the toy:
And let’s give all the people a collashnikov and make them aggressive.
You are better than a crocodile, give it a fire, the dragon will get it.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №52890
 05.09.2011
A cute girl who was given the place of two fighters in a bus that was going to Perm from Silva.

If you read, write me.
I can’t forget you, one of them.

4 one 4 one 5 5 5 5 5

[ + 111 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52889
 05.09.2011
FishBone: Fuck the school
FishBone: first Daddy, now school
FishBone: And then what? Fuck the Institute!
FishBone: after, work, children
FishBone: retirement, miserable madness
FishBone: Then Death
FishBone is fucking! I go to school, I live longer.
FishBone: Who is with me?
JJ: I am
Valkyrie: I
by kinavoa Áthaaway: I
The mask: I
Chinese : I
FishBone: Here are the schoolchildren, and you admin said that all the adults...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №52888
 05.09.2011
"OLYMPIAN, PRIVIEVEET" - cried Kai Metov while passing by a bicycle.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №52887
 05.09.2011
What can be a serious communication with the director in aske, if he has a nick - Count Vishenka???? O_O

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52886
 05.09.2011
How many times have I watched the Pirates of the Caribbean and only in the 4th part realized what unclear was the GPS-navigator of Jack Sparrow...

[ + 44 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52885
 05.09.2011
Are Japanese motorcycles driving on the right? The first comment: No. They drive from behind.and :)

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52884
 05.09.2011
There are millions of prostitutes in the world.
Leo: Never interested, but decided to try.
Lion: And only I, for the first time, could get a girl named Christina Schicklgruber!

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №52883
 05.09.2011
Stasy: Lech, I received my passport data, bank data (BIC and others) and account number, a copy of the employment, pension number and INN on the e-mail.
Stasy: Yes, you still need your fax, paint it. I’ll put it in the contract immediately so that it can be printed, not mailed.
Dema: Listen, a video where I kick my head and say "Yes, I want to take a loan in your bank" you don’t need it?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №52882
 05.09.2011
KDE 4.7 for Windows

XXX: Before that I thought I had seen a lot. But I have not seen such perversions yet.
Yyy: Anal sex is also perverse. But that doesn’t mean he’s bad.
Zzzz: It depends on which side to look at. But your anal sex comparison with KDE I like.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №52881
 05.09.2011
What are the benefits of golden hands if they grow out of the ass?
YYY: They can be peeled off and sold. They can be shown in the circus, they can be toured, they can scratch their heels (if biological is gold ==), they can... strangle Japanese dwarves-kamikaze, attacking suddenly and from the back!

[ + 56 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52880
 05.09.2011
Questions from Google

How to tell parents about pregnancy (I am 13 years old!)

YYY: A logical conclusion flowing smoothly from your previous question:
"My boyfriend is afraid to buy condoms, what to do?"
Probably both contraceptives were embarrassed to buy.

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №52879
 05.09.2011
Talk to a colleague (XXH, girl) going to buy the first car:
XXX is:
I don't want an eye, just opinions divided - I am asking people who know... if you need to buy a good one, buy a good one, buy a good one, buy a good one, buy a good one.
YYY :
by Zra. If you buy a dozen not from acquaintances, but from Tajiks on the market - you will get invaluable experience of overhauling the machine: steering, braking and hydraulic systems, electronics. You will change the GRM belt with your eyes closed and you will be able to stop the car without using the brake pedal (which fell down and scratches on the asphalt), and in addition you will know exactly how all four cylinders work (because they all work differently) and why the former owner glued the valve hole of the input collector with a gum.
and ZZZ:
And at the same time you will learn to distinguish between the sounds "tuk-tuktuk-grhhh-tuk" (normal engine operation) and "tuk-tuk-tukgrhz-tuk".
UUU is:
And you will know firmly that if you heard a loud "Buddha!" and then under the passenger seat ringed the bells, and the engine roars like a jigourda - it has collapsed.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №52878
 05.09.2011
I just saw the nightmare of any car driver:
A small parking place in front of the store, there are cars in two rows of 10 pieces, between them runs a boy of nine years old, on the shoulder of a shovel, which is wearing a manual saw and he with this design tries to scare the cat, which is carried from him between cars...

by F.T.D

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52877
 05.09.2011
The manager – manager:
You have to write so that even a fool can understand. What did you write here? I do not understand.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №52876
 05.09.2011
I hope everyone has brains on their shoulders.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №52875
 05.09.2011
Driver (c) and two passengers (p1, p2):
P1: on the right side
...
P1: Right on the mouth!! to
Fuck, there are two rights.
P2: The left right is straight, bleat!

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №52874
 05.09.2011
Continue to?
I continue 😉
** by
I believe
The honesty of the President.
In the inefficiency of posts.
In the care of the bank’s clients,
I believe in caterpillars, in households!
I believe in our medicine.

I believe in my medicine.
at zero per cent per year.
In the first place and in Kalina.
I have not forgotten the households.

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