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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №154375
 05.06.2020
For more than two months, I did not go to the barber, quarantine and so on. A couple of weeks ago at work my colleagues noticed that I was so big. At the same time, the girls said that this is how I go, so I look younger.

I literally decided and cut my hair yesterday. Today I was told that this is how I look younger.

Hm, every time younger and younger, straight Benjamin Button some.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №154374
 05.06.2020
I had a friend, also coded, once asked a question on the site, whether he was ignored or sent, he decided to register under a female name, took a photo of his acquaintance, asked a question, so he was also not answered and told to stop pretending to be a woman.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №154373
 05.06.2020
I was generally from the Trans-Baykalia and the Negro saw only once in my life it was something: I came to Peter from my colloquium, all the strange I go to everything I watch. I drove in the subway and on the climb to meet me, that is to say, on the descent of a man 15 blacks military, barbecues, hoots..It is not for you those hoops that the unrest now in America is arranging, but real gorillas, combat. I have never seen such wealthy people, and there are also blacks. In general, I go up to them for a meeting with an open mouth. And the one who was in front of everyone was looking at me with a furious glance that I had already imagined as he squeezes my head in the fist to the blood. And it is in pure Russian: Look, close the barrel only...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №154372
 05.06.2020
It seems that the quarantine will end, but the masquerade will continue.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №154371
 05.06.2020
Federico Fellini has made a bet with Tony Guerrero that he will not come up with a full-length film of just 10 seconds.
The next day, the great screenwriter brought this drawing: A woman is watching TV. On the screen - the launch of the rocket. The reverse count: 10... 9... 8... We see her face, which reflects the storm of experiences.
In the last few seconds she takes the phone, calls the number, 7...6...5...4...3...2...1 and with the launch of the rocket says in the tube: “Come, he’s gone!”

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №154370
 05.06.2020
Morning in the Negro Family:
“Mom, mom, I washed the dishes, can I go and rob the shops with the guys?”
A mascara for me!

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