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[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №38377
 04.11.2010
[b1ob00sted 23:22:42]
What color are your trousers?
[CandyGirl 23:23:06]
The pink roof
[b1ob00sted 23:23:14]
I have sex!
[b1ob00sted 23:25:14]
Forgive me, I just have one handshake.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №38376
 04.11.2010
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH My match offers to make me cunnilingus and generally loves the oral. I am embarrassed. I am afraid. I’ll have to lick him too, right? What to do?
You are stupid. Close your eyes and have fun! and :)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Is it in the eyes??? I will not!

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №38375
 04.11.2010
One group asked her to download her keyboard trainer, and already on the download page saw:
The attention! In the program in the phrases mode there are highly spiritual sentences such as "Buratino shuddered, shuddered and burned". In order for your noble origin not to be hurt, it is necessary after the installation of the program to additionally put the following block.

It is long)

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №38374
 04.11.2010
Eyes lowered modestly, shoulder closed with a fist... You are called holy by many, but you, Mary, are faithless...
Yyy: Trading expensive shit.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №38373
 04.11.2010
X: Do you have a girlfriend?
YYY: almost
XXX: What is her name?
Yyy: Either the light or Natasha :D


[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №38372
 04.11.2010
A friend reads Harry Potter, I sit in the inlet.

Friend(D) - Do you hear that is "Candeliabr"?
I am hz. And what context?
D. "Harry did not fall because he grabbed Ron’s candlestick"... Well, it wasn’t with Hermione that he was the type?

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №38371
 04.11.2010
In the USSR there was no sex, but in each family there were 3-4 children, now there is sex, but in each family one child. Conclusion: Children do not come from sex!!! to
Yyy: Well, under the USSR, there were more gardens, more cabbage, and a cleaner environment - more hives!

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №38370
 04.11.2010
Garrota: Pl... the damned "Domestos" almost brought me to a psychic. The wife poured it into the toilet and left it, it was stacked, washed...and it was thick, fell, and blue! He washed for once.
Garrota: So I looked at Pila under the beer, went to the toilet to cast - I look, and at the white-skinned toilet, the blue veins are clearly visible!! to
Garrota: I recovered from the fact that I was standing in the bathroom, guarding the dishwasher and nervously shaking...

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №38369
 04.11.2010
I was called by the boss on the carpet. and sprinkled into dust and dust (
Q: Is it a new one?
I made an arbalet that shoots with Vantus *crazy*
Igo-Go: And it looms through the whole corridor!
Go-Go: And I broke the window
Carroce, I am going to him.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №38368
 04.11.2010
Sometimes she understands me so.
Dialogue in the kitchen:
Where is the knife?
Which to you?
and Tessak. The most sharp.
And why?
Cut the bodies.
In the lower box...

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №38367
 04.11.2010
Golf was probably invented a long time ago. At first, he was played with the head of a cut off criminal.
A poisoned criminal? HAHAHAHAHA
Saylit: Well, the game only needed the head - so the rest of the criminal was cut off.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №38366
 04.11.2010
We work in a familiar c.
The electric car is short, a bunch of people are full, do not push.
A friend from the bag pulls a stick with a mouse (a cat toy), but only part of the stick is visible from the outside.
A man stands next to him and the following conversation occurs:

The man: The girl! Are you a good fairy?
The girl: =)
Per you have a magic stick?
The girl =)))
2 more cars please :)

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №38365
 04.11.2010
XHHH: Shit, I was almost knocked down by Kamaz. With the red inscription "DESTINATION" on the bunker. This is the blow of fate.

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №38364
 04.11.2010
From the forum: Children Talk
The daughter (5 years) sits on a pot with a lungs, sorry, constipation. I’m going to see how her business goes. She is shy and very serious:
But I don’t give up and believe in myself.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №38363
 04.11.2010
grayhex: See also The first comment
Netanyahu: What have you done? Hubble is read by programmers. You have just thrown half of your site’s audience into an eternal cycle.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №38362
 04.11.2010
Evgeny: I have just been obscured - if I am still buried in the army, then I will be able to answer to the question: "Where have you been missing for a whole year?" "Without looking at your conscience and without lying at all: "that I was kidnapped by green men")))

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №38361
 04.11.2010
I am a student. I want to have a pet but I don’t know which one.
Requirements for vitality are: require minimal care, eats what people eat, may not eat a week, drinks vodka, talks when alone...

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №38360
 04.11.2010
I am out of the cinema today. I fasten the jacket, watch the wallet in the bag and run around with a happy niece and digest her carried out mosquito "buy it, buy it". Called by a friend (P):
Q: Hi, what are you doing?
I (I answer in a hurry): We go out of the movie with a nephew.
Q: What did you watch?
I: The Brain
Q: What is it?
I: Fuck... mega brain...

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №38359
 04.11.2010
XXX is easier.
WOW: What is it?
We need to sit down.
You can stand and stand.
But then on the legs.
What if the bridge stands up?
HH: I have to try!
It will be like a fountain.
WOW: Although not, I think the stream will not go up
British scientists probably with their hands will tear off such a topic for doctoral studies

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №38358
 04.11.2010
I’m not going into your personal life, right?
Go up!

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