The law of sleep preservation:
Working inets = Sleeping Odmin and Sleeping Users
Non-working inets = non-sleeping odmin, but sleeping users.

The sleep paradox:
In the evening, users mourn the admin for the non-functioning internet, and in the morning thank you.

from ZH
Conversation with Dad
Hi son
Hi Daddy
What news?
Two, one of which is more important.
What is it?
Wedding in September
of whom?
- my own
Stop and smoke.

The modern viruses are so, the fucks, strong that they can bite, the fucks, the wire of the mouse, as a result of the mouse refuses to work, so the fault, the fucks, of course, sisadmin, which, the fucks, you can see badly monitor the virus, the fucks!! to

Fuck the audiences!
It is new!! to
Special for students - audio file with satiety effect!

Help me find the track. I don’t know the name, I don’t know who made it, I know that it’s stupid to look for what you don’t know. But it needs to be a trail of some strawberry with children's laughter. If you hear anything like this, throw it on the wall.

Ohhhh: but there it is somewhere in Samara a little left then at the monument there is a strawberries champion and he is still not Russian all from the legs to the border... I didn’t understand what you wrote....

XXX as you are.? to
YYY: I miss it!
In principle or by me? Or in principle for me? :)
yyy: ))) by principle " you are in me"
XXX is 😉

I tried a new washing machine. It is much worse than the old one - now things are not only wrapped in the underwear, but also in groups of two and three are bound with sleeves and pants.

XHH: How do you look for movies recorded on bowls?
Long and with Matt.

I have a friend, he is cheating about doing body repair of cartridges in his garage. And painting itself. And he rides on a jiggule-seven, but puts it not in the garage (there is simply no room there), but under the windows, the good lives on the first floor. So, he got some bitches of gasoline from the tank to melt (the owners of the classics are generally trouble) despite the fact that the car is right under the windows. What he just didn't do - a traffic jamming with a lock, a signal sensor on a lock - it's all meaningless. Eventually, he found the original solution – reworked the neck of the gasoline tank so that it began to go out into the trunk. And then folded somewhere impressive sizes of the faloimiter and firmly attached it to the place where there was previously a necklace, under the lobe (of course this device had to compactly fold and still the lobe closes tightly). He says that a couple of times he has already found his car with a torch, and now he wants to look at the faces of the thieves who steal at night, open the hole and from there to meet the fun jumping out the member.

[00:13:14] <semi> WiZaRd: Let’s let you have to assemble some chain. Would you probably catch her?
[00:13:32] <R> Well yes.
[00:13:42] <semi> and I surpassed everyone.
[00:13:52] <semi> I SHIEL the electric fork
[00:13:57] <semi> threads
[00:15:22] <semi> I had a microphone. There was no wire with her. So I took a piece of skin, and mourned there two broken needles with wires twisted to the ends.
[00:16:22] <O> O_o
[00:16:45] <WiZaRd> semi: Give me a new monic, eh?)
[00:17:39] <semi> WiZaRd: eээ. The scheme - gold threads, instead of pixels - buttons?
[00:18:38] <Eldar90> and will have a Monica resolution of 30 to 20 buttons and color depth of 2 buttons (there is a button and no button)

and Nastr:
I recently put a new signal on the cruiser, an airplane with approximately 50 centimeters of dude.
It sounds almost like a heat wheel.
We stand with a friend at the store, by the courtyard passes a acquaintance on inOmark.
I decided to say hello, screaming no sense.. press "Bip".
The acquaintance stops, stands... then rolls the back, moves... opens the window and:
Now go and smell what your jokes smell.

^ ^ ^ ^

He wants me all the time. It is pleasant on the one hand and unpleasant on the other.

We built communism for a long time and finally built it on file exchangers.

There is another Russian way to drink absinthe.
Russian way - to drink absinthe with vodka?

1st of 1st!! I have a girlfriend!! to
2nd?! to
1: I wrote to the light that she wants to meet me!!! to
2: Well... Congratulations Not the worst option...
1 is fucking!!! to
2: What is wrong?
She was wrong by the window.
Do you know what is the most offensive?
2 What?
I have already started to wash porn.

Respect to the owner of the Niva Chevrole I met today, on the rear glass of which the sticker "V E D R O V E R" was proudly painted throughout the width;

XXX is
Throw, I go out of the subway today, I see - a bomb in the garbage compartment is digging... well, a bomb like a bomb, a bearded, and so nothing unusual. I walk a few steps and then I start to wildly rub)) You never guess what he had on his T-shirt!
YYYY
Gee and what?
XXX is
Bounty Hunter

They ask – as of the smart, pay – as of the fools.

Everyone who has a grandmother, or another possibility not to go to the army, say, "Nahui this army, I forgot there?and "

And those whom they grabbed for their ass and dragged, said, “Every man must go through this.”

c) Khabarov

He told Kora. His acquaintance in the late 1990s moved to Malaysia. Sitting somewhere at the airport with a group of our tourists, waiting for a guide. Our tourists are steep, in chains, rings, a matte wheel to the right and to the left. They are approached by an Asian, small, one-and-a-half meters with a hat and say, "Be more modest, here a man to kill 20 US dollars is worth it."