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[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №32875
 12.07.2010
Superconductor: I had my worst nightmare. It performed the main theme of the song stromae - alors on dance. In the waves.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №32874
 12.07.2010
xxx: swim the main thing with these grandmothers not to confuse anyone what in what chat ))))))))) although I have fse legs and sunshine but little
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I knew!! to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: The Suck
You are scared 😉
xxx: fucks
XXX is fucking
XXX: You are a dog.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №32873
 12.07.2010
xxx: I will immediately buy, or accept as a gift, a turbine from an airplane. The ventilator and air conditioner do not save you from the heat!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №32872
 12.07.2010
XX: And I am also a pervert. Well, can you normally eat ham, sausage, cream and Bulgarian pepper separately? Now I have a blender. I sit down and eat an incomprehensible mixture.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №32871
 12.07.2010
They say that the wave-shaped puppy lives 2-3 years, and my lived 10 years!
This is a Chinese counterfeit 😉

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №32870
 12.07.2010
Talk to a friend about his trip
XXX: Finally, I am sent to a city whose name fully matches my attitude to work!
YYY: Where is it?
XXX in Hershey.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №32869
 12.07.2010
XXX: Just today I stopped in front of the shelf in the store, looking away from what I saw: the gel "Red Line" for male intimate hygiene. Sandal oil and ginseng.
YYY: after washing, you can light up a nephritic rod and there will be an aromatic stick :)

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №32868
 12.07.2010
XXX: Vika is already giving birth
xxx: in aske wrote shares
The fight started in the morning, she was taken away.
yyy: fucking generation... :) "Vika is giving birth, she wrote a stitch in aske" :D

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №32867
 12.07.2010
<F1ReB4LL> life has become very similar to electronics, where the wolf catches eggs
<F1ReB4LL> only the puzzles fall from everywhere, and you have to have time to turn around.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №32866
 12.07.2010
Mazya: He is super racist.
Theme : What?
Mazya: If Rihanna approached him and offered him to have sex, he would have answered briefly: "Go wash yourself!"

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №32865
 12.07.2010
Julia : Aaaah! The bulldozer was stolen!! to
Alexey: What is it?
Julia: I had a pink bulldozer on my desk, now I close all the windows, I look at the desk and there is a background and there is no bulldozer!! to

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №32864
 12.07.2010
comment on the news about the film, which gathered together Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Statham, Bruce Willis:

"Some old men go to battle", remake :)

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №32863
 12.07.2010
ZZZ: I do not like cats.
GGG: cats brother are like women
GGG: Funny until they start to crack :)
ZZZ: And in my opinion, cats are self-loving naked creatures.
GGG: That’s what I’m talking about :D

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №32862
 12.07.2010
Onya (01:45:28 12/07/2010)
This guy is also faithful!
by Nem (01:45:38 12/07/2010)
Who is it?????? Who is he???? to
Onya (01:45:50 12/07/2010)
There are a few...

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №32861
 12.07.2010
A friend told me. He lives in the private sector. His neighbor on the other side is a very high-calorie zek who has a small four-year-old daughter. And then one day she ran down the street, fell, naturally, began to scream. After 40 minutes of her unceasing cry, a neighbor came out and said with a chilling voice:
"Thanks to you! Roosevelt, stop rubbing this already."
Strangely enough, the girl stopped crying and ran home. I explained the fuck to the child.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №32860
 12.07.2010
Ppc, my mom went to the air for the weekend, asked to wash the dish. What to do, I washed. When she arrived, she looked at her and said that the plate was not so white even on the day of the purchase.
See also: lol
XHH: She probably doesn’t mind that the plate should be washed with a remedy, and not smash the crumbs out of it in the morning with a dryer.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №32859
 12.07.2010
XXX is
You would see that ass.
The feet...

YYYY
I’ve seen a lot of ass in my life.
The legs are twice as big.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №32858
 12.07.2010
The fly sat on the screen, slipped to the window button and started rubbing her legs. It is dangerous!
O_O

[ + 66 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32857
 12.07.2010
The xxx:
Fursenko promised that by 2012 all Russian students will use electronic diaries :)
YYYY :
ah, "Petrov, diary here!" "-Marivanna, I can't - DNS fell" ))))

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №32856
 12.07.2010
Conversation from Asha

Don’t meet me today.
What are you angry about? 😉
She: Because I don’t like all this shit.
I: What kind of shit is that?))
She: And the shit is like I don't see that shit at all.

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