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[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №15548
 01.04.2009
AXL: if a guy has something wrong with a girl, then one of them is a fool

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №15547
 01.04.2009
Having made the Bas in Belarusian, the administrators subtly hinted to many users, who are stuck with the Bas, that it is time to go to BOBRUYSK, ANIMALS!!! to

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №15546
 01.04.2009
In the last days, a lot of you, магчыма, clashed with the situation, when the direct broadcast of the TV channel TNT on our site was inaccessible for an hour to the broadcast of Haty-2, and the site itself could work with perabiyami. This is a very simple explanation - all the last days, as only the hour of the program “Hata 2″, on our servers is very powerful DDoS attack, which is blue. The Hatha-2 DDoS attack, as a rule, will soon be stopped. Thus e. It is obvious that the people are not very thirsty, so we broadcast the House 2.
So keep the spiders!!! to

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №15545
 01.04.2009
Everything you say can be used against you in the basement.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №15544
 01.04.2009
-Pavel Durov: In the next week we are waiting for a global new adventure, which, assuredly, is a large adventure in the soul.
What is "cantat" and what does it mean?? to

[ + 11 - ] Comment quote №15543
 01.04.2009
Humility is the weapon of the unarmed.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №15542
 01.04.2009
http://skds.livejournal.com/8737.html

My friend, a graduate of Mehmat and a light head, from Orlovsk
The depths. He is engaged in some kind of polynomials in some space.
It has a lot of degrees and titles. He does not forget his homeland. The more
God give them health, still there, in the collage. every year
He comes to help. Wear a telogreek, shirt, shoes 48 size and
In a cattle farm where his father is a cattle farmer. There is the seed of the villas, here is the
will clean. In general, he separates himself from his polynomials as he can. and brushing,
Of course not every day. The look is another one. You scientists know.
Kolkhoz, although former, but strong, on a good account at the regional
The leadership.

Commission from the area. Implementation of Food
The program. Black wolves, people in cravates rushed to
The livestock complex. He meets them. Farm with horse
Exemplary dresses in robes. Reporting about the houses,
of plants. It boasts sober and qualified staff. They showed, in
Oh well. The chairman of the committee feels:
“It’s okay,” he says, “to listen to you, so there are academics on the farm. and on
In the backyard, a drunk cattle rolls.”
They go to the backyard, and there our friend is wrapping something. Yes is
It is so uncomfortable somehow - there is no habit of a mathematician to such a job, and
Thoughts of others are busy.
“Well, here is please! In all its beauty! This still stands on his feet.
Probably, he thinks about how to catch up," - the chairman is pleased
Demonstrate their visibility.
What do you meditate? He approaches the worker with ease.
- Yes, I admit, I thought, - our hero was not embarrassed at all when we saw it.
important people.
And what, let me ask?
“Oh, you don’t care,” said the scientist.
Problems, we need to solve together. That’s why we came here, he says.
The Chairman.
Apparently, a solid appearance of the interlocutor, produced on our hero honour.
He made an impression and decided to share the secret:
Yes, it seems that in my last job, I took the wrong norm.
The Hilbert Space. I don’t think it’s baseline.
System of functions...
We must pay tribute to the inventiveness of w. and farms. Not in sight.
Surprised she says:
“Yes, okay, Mitch, you don’t burden serious people. We will discuss, as usual,
at the evening meeting. Let us invent.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №15541
 01.04.2009
The RPC proposed to introduce censorship in Runet, citing the example of China.
In response, the Runeets proposed to the RPC to convert to Buddhism, also referring to the
The example of China.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №15540
 01.04.2009
The guy who was on the 98 route, did you get there? I do boast. and :(

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №15539
 01.04.2009
and Kiev. M is expensive. The inscription on the column of the inhabitants of the subway "There was Vasya", the lower of Dapisan "Where you are, the fox, only wasn’t" :)

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