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 03.01.2014
I recently picked up a new computer. An old computer (approximately 2004, one core, 1 gig of operating, IDE hard for 80 gigs) stood on the sidelines until today she wrote me:
I need to sell an old computer.
I: First you need to prepare it.
D: How to prepare?
I: Well clean, wind remove
D: What a screw, it needs to be sold without a disk.
I: No one will buy it without a disk, everything else is outdated, even spare parts are not needed.
D: I am 100% sure to buy.
I: How to buy if only rubles for 500. With a disk and a working can times three would be more expensive
D: Okay, no need, I am selling him with my brother, so far!
And then probably on the avito will be an announcement of one phrase: "I will sell a good computer for 5000 rubles." And still guilty.
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