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 15.10.2009
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In order to turn the horns of the trolleybus on the development in the right direction, the wires are provided with a "shooter". It moves the horns to the left line, tracking the electricity consumption of the passing trolleybus.
To turn to the left, you have to keep the launch pedal pressed when you pass the arrow. And to the right: you have to scatter and release the pedal before the arrow, it will run and that's all. By default, the shooter is always on the right.
The antibody:
Gathering the liliputs in Liliput, the liliput stands up and says:
“Today we suffered a great loss, the man we all respected, Gulliver, has died.
Voice from the back:
Fucking to dig!
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