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 16.09.2019
1993 and I am 3 years old. For the New Year holidays, the whole family went to the grandmother’s village. It was decided to go to a New Year's show at the country club. While my mom, grandmother and aunt were dressing up, my uncle called me back and said:

What Santa gave a gift, you need to tell him the New Year's verse. Do you know a poem?

and no.

(He repeats me a short verse twice) Remember?

and yes!

came to the club. I watched the New Year’s show. And this is the very moment when Santa calls the children on the stage and asks them to tell a poem or sing a song. Most of the children were embarrassed, someone mocked something. The turn comes to me.

Can you tell Santa Claus?



and yes!

Well let it.

(In the microphone loud and clear)

A tree was born in the forest.

Who gave her birth?

Four drunk men.

and a crocodile.

The hall exploded. My mom and grandmother made facepalm.

As soon as they crossed the threshold of the house, Grandma:

The wolf is! Did you teach her?

The uncle runs out of the room with a surprised and joyful face:

Did she tell me? I only repeated it a couple of times. 0 - O

Well of course!

Grandma was still reporting to my uncle for some time, everyone was surprised how I catch up for the summer and to this day sometimes we remember this story.
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