About marketing. A acquaintance told me.

The shop gave me a club card. Maybe a month ago. I went there behind the backbones. And I’m told – Nate, say, you have a club card. What, I say, I have to do with her, I have been with you once for five years, I was reluctant to go behind the wallpapers of Merlene. Take and take, they say, you will join our club, so only you will go to us, we always have different shares, special privileges, of that. Well, since they are so strongly called, I’ll take, I think, ch. The club is not shit. The privileges again. Only, they say, you register on the Internet. I was slightly alert – and we are right here, in place, can not kill my data in the database? No, they say, you will work hard, you will not regret, these are the rules we have. I, of course, wasn’t happy, but I think it’s okay, fucking with him, for the sake of the little ones with privileges. was registered. Again, I soon got tired to buy a new sanfaian in the bathroom. This is over the washing machine. And in the right way, as I slept, I get a smoking from both. Say, as you are a noble member of our club, and not some random buyer there, so we give you a whole thousand bonuses, you can pay 40% of the upcoming purchase, please.
I here, of course, dulled - the desired sanfaeus 3800 is worth, buying it for 2800 is very even pleasant. I went. I chose, so they loaded this good for me in the cart, I go to the box office and get the club card along the way. And I feel that I already look at the people from high, say, not a simple aunt here for you, but with privileges, from the club of OBI. I roll to the box office, carelessly so I give two cards - club and bank - say, I want a legal discount.
Oh yeah happy. My daughter said she didn’t take pictures of me. The expression of the face, says, you, mother, had another thing. She’s something, baby, she’s silently standing by and cuddling. And I and my boyfriend have a great world conversation from the club life.
I have a card, there are 1000 bonuses, please write it.
Give me a party.
What a party?
and ordinary. The party.
I have a SMS in my phone and a club card. The number. What other party?? to
Go to the information stand.
And without that?
Nothing at all.
This is an honest word, I had to immediately spit, drop the car and leave. But first, it played out. The Club! Why are you there, the whites? Secondly, we and the little one caught up on the road of all kinds of fun tree stuff. She chose, she would be upset. I have such a whisper. What children take is holy.
I’m going to go to the information station, so say.
Do you have a party?
? to
We have rules like that. Do you have the internet with you? Go to your personal office.
I got the plan, I went in.
What do you want a discount for?
I scratch my teeth, silently showing the cart with the box in which this damn Sanfais mandula lies.
Let’s see if you have a discount on this group of products. Sorry, there is no such group. We cannot.
What fuck do you send bonuses?
I had to go to my office. We have such rules.
What does this have to do with the party? What kind of party did I get in the box?
- If this group of goods was marked in your personal office, then you should print this coupon and come here with it. Give the cashier to make a discount.
Why the map? The club.
We have such rules.
- You could write about your rules in the SMS, notify, so to speak.
Noah, I think we all know about it.
And I do not know.
Well now you know.
This is yes. But I’d better never know it.
In what sense?
Here in the conversation intervened another employee of this wonderful shop, sitting nearby:
The girl!
A special thanks to the girl.
In what sense?
- In the sense, although you have been here for half an hour, but you called me a girl. It somehow compensates.
I am not complimenting you, I am addressing you.
I have to. There was a compliment. Unintentional, I understand it. Did you want something?
I wanted to tell you that you have to do it all by yourself.
What is?
- Learn our rules if we gave you a club card.
Does membership in your club impose these duties on me?
You came for a discount.
I have already understood that discounting in your store is as easy to teach as an enemy flag in a tough battle.
In the sense?
That’s me, I’m sorry. Continue to.
In fact, I have already told you everything. You do not have a coupon, but bonuses on these products are not extended.
In addition to this seductive thousand, I have more accumulated points on my account, five hundred rubles. How can I write them off?
Well, you can just do this when buying at the box office. Give them a map, they write.
Return to the box. I think that now on the way home we will go to the store, and I will buy myself from the fatigue of dry red wine, even on a day off.
Again I give two cards – the club card, her mother’s card, and the bank card.
Please write down all the points you have.
Give me a party.
What kind of party??? I need to write down the points from my previous purchase.
A party is needed.
- Again: these are not your bonuses, but since my last purchase there are points.
Yes, and what? They also need a party. Are you the first time?
And the last.
You go to the information station, you will be explained.
Thank you, I am already. Here you have a bank card, no need for any bonuses.
Maybe you will come tomorrow? Print the card and come.
No no no no no.
How you want.
In short, I will go to both again. From pure curiosity. I make a party and go. Something I think that with the party everything will not be so easy. I have to buy some corners. :) I have to buy corners. The plastic. width of 1.5 and 2. And corners on the ceiling. One door with one door.
I will try. Regardless of the results - more in this grand world club of building materials with no leg. I was called a girl there. What is undoubtedly pleasant. Such a small bump on a drawn lapte. The report is finished.