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 15.01.2016
Since childhood I have had the habit of watching. In connection with this strange hobby my parents gave me a binoculars for one of my Birthdays. I knew what people do at home. One grandfather dances every day at 5 p.m., one man can still not decide between two girls, he leads one, then the other. I personally prefer brunette, and in bed she is a fire. There is also a girl whom her cat attacks from time to time. But there is one apartment where the curtains always close exactly at 18:00. There is a guy in it. Yesterday he left them open and hung a poster on the window with a link. I went through the link, and there was a YouTube channel with videos, where he was shooting me out of the window when I was doing all kind of shit, like singing in a haircut and talking to a cat!
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